subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 22, 2009 17:15:06 GMT -5
You choke on one and die I recharge the batteries. I wish I had some metal wires.
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Post by doomish on Mar 22, 2009 17:20:02 GMT -5
Granted.
Then a thunderstorm happens while you are holding thm and you get shocked to death.
I wish people liked me in real life and not just on the internet. TT_TT
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Post by jakebob on Mar 22, 2009 17:24:08 GMT -5
Granted. No-one on the Internet likes you anymore.
[hover=I kid, I kid. You're cool.]Jerk.[/hover]
I wish I had a cool-looking, indestructible wallet with at least 5 pockets.
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
Posts: 288
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 22, 2009 17:43:08 GMT -5
Granted, I pop it into oblivion, now no-one has it.
I got shocked again and is now some kind of frankenstein zombie.
I combine the wires and batteries.
I wish I had a fork.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 22, 2009 17:46:46 GMT -5
Granted, but then you are plagued by whether it is true that a duck's quack can't echo... I wish I didn't know that lipstick was made with seaweed... (Anyone notice the allusion I'm making?) Come on, doesn't anyone read Non-Sequitor?
Granted, but you lack knife and spoon... I wish non-sequitors were punishable by bans instead of 5% warnings (with the exception of allusions to the comic Non-Sequitor).
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
Posts: 288
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 22, 2009 18:28:39 GMT -5
Granted, you blow up. In other words... I connect the fork to my contraption. I wish I had a light bulb.
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Post by doomish on Mar 22, 2009 18:29:41 GMT -5
I read it and enjoyed it. _______________ Granted. Half the community is banned. I wish Scott McCloud's book (In which Non-Sequitor is a big part) was more popular.
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
Posts: 288
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 22, 2009 18:39:30 GMT -5
Granted, he then blows up.
I attach the light bulb to my machine.
I wish I got shocked by lightning again.
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Post by cheeseeater on May 7, 2009 5:07:44 GMT -5
granted but the lightning kills you and you go to hell lol
i wish i had every ps3 psp xbox 3060 wii and ds games and they were just new out every game made and that will be made
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Post by shirogake on Jun 13, 2009 22:28:47 GMT -5
Granted, but they ate you. ;D
I wish i was an antelope.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 13, 2009 22:47:32 GMT -5
Cheese eater, that was what we call an UBERBUMP. That isn't may, that's march. That deserves a warning.
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Post by shirogake on Jun 15, 2009 21:23:12 GMT -5
Why lock it? There's no real discussion, so I think it's okay.
~Unlocked
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 15, 2009 21:34:07 GMT -5
It's a massive bump, it isn't a debate thread, it's locked.
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Post by shirogake on Jun 15, 2009 21:46:29 GMT -5
Not really a massive bump. Mega bump, perhaps, but it is only massive if it is at least 5 months away from the last post.
And plus, what took YOU a month to realize the bump anyway?
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 15, 2009 22:01:02 GMT -5
I noticed because YOU posted in it, bringing it to the top of the list. You actually bumped it yourself. I should warn you...
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Post by shirogake on Jun 15, 2009 22:16:02 GMT -5
I didn't post in it.
Apparently, someone still has access to my account. Time for another Password change...
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 15, 2009 22:39:39 GMT -5
Why does everyone always blame their little brother...
I'll admit, it doesn't look like your style.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jul 23, 2009 21:05:29 GMT -5
I guess i'm restarting the game again?
I wish that i had a Machinegun (Ignoring the fact that I already do)
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Post by votehim on Jul 23, 2009 21:58:30 GMT -5
granted but your other machine gun dislikes the new one and they destroy each other
i wish i could grow to ineradicable lengths
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jul 23, 2009 23:31:03 GMT -5
Granted.
But you grow so tall that you leave the earth's atmosphere and die of Asphyxiazation.
I wish i could throw fireballs (i'm just asking for it with this one).
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