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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 23, 2010 11:10:28 GMT -5
"Fascinating...look at all those nonjas! They're positively hideous!"
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 23, 2010 16:25:51 GMT -5
*rideing away on my motorcycle from nonjas* how do all of the nonjas fit in that small base?! *turns around fires twin linked front mounted SMG(TLFMSMG) killing all of the nonjas* hey i have an idea! *steals nonja clothes*
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 23, 2010 18:47:32 GMT -5
You killed ALL the armies with two guns? There was practically an army out scanning there. But, hey, that happened in the original game, so it can happen here.
The secret to the base is most of it is underground, as you probably know.
Temporarily9: What of those nonjas?
Nonja: They were all killed, but we traced the Nonja Fighter to here before we lost him.
/me Nonja points at map.
Temporarily9: I see.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 24, 2010 14:49:48 GMT -5
"Wow! Did you see that, Hans? He just killed that whole army! Do we have any popcorn? I want an encore!" "Ugh. Shut up, doc. I could have knocked him senseless in seconds. He's all guns, no strength." "That's the spirit, Hans! Hey, throw a rock at the base and see if more come out! I demand an encore!" *Hans chucks a small boulder at the base.* "Okay! Now... we run!!!" *They run back to their tiny lab.*
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 24, 2010 15:44:08 GMT -5
*hears a medioker clank* *4 nonjas run out of the base to see what happened, before they can talk and report me i gun all of them down.* *sees two people running away. follows them* hey wait up!!!!!
i never went in the base(im one of the lucky ones) and i never played N:GI
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 24, 2010 16:01:39 GMT -5
(Hey! That was not mediocre! Hans is a freakin' giant muscular guy! Why do you think Dekan hired him? Yeah, I can't think of a reason either.) "Hans! I think that one guy is following us!" "Oh boy. Now we might get his autograph. And maybe we could have him sign every last article of clothing we have." "Hey, that's uncalled for. I mean, how many times in your life do you get to meet the REAL Santa?"
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 24, 2010 17:46:33 GMT -5
NGI happens many years in the future.
The Nonjas notice something going on, and start scanning the area around the base in a sweeping pattern. This time they bring shields and won't be gunned down that easily.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 24, 2010 17:59:17 GMT -5
"Wow...look at all those nonjas! They're positively hideous!" "This all seems so familiar to me..." "Uh oh. Are they coming this way? Run for it! Do the same, Mr. Awesome!" "I will." "No, not you. The other Mr. Awesome." *Dekan and Hans run.*
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 24, 2010 18:56:49 GMT -5
*rides up to the scientists* need a ride?
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 24, 2010 19:33:37 GMT -5
The Nonjas, that wouldn't have heard otherwise, hear them talking and begin chasing. Again. And these guys can't be shot down as easily.
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 24, 2010 20:09:26 GMT -5
*turns around fires (TLFMSMG) but the bullets bounce off and they are unharmmed* eh. sheilds hate 'em. *runs over 3 nonjas* Ha! your sheilds dont prtect agenst tire! HaHa! *gets off motercycle and pulls out shotgun and melees the remaining nonjas to death but one*(i keep him as a Prisoner of battle)
(do their sheilds protect agenst melee? if so i will alter my post)
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 24, 2010 21:10:54 GMT -5
You can't just shotgun an entire army of nonjas... Even in the original game, people set armies on fire with mind powers which were explained via RP and active dead zones, or made bases and built up armies there. Sure, you can kill a few of them, but this is an army against you.
The original reason the Nonjas were created: Force people to use their minds, not force, to escape the Nonjas.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 24, 2010 21:13:36 GMT -5
*Gets bored walking around* *Walks around*
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 24, 2010 22:10:37 GMT -5
ok ill mod my post forget the other post
*steals a knocked out nonja* *runs away on my motorcycle*
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 24, 2010 22:17:09 GMT -5
Alright, that works.
The nonjas cannot keep up on foot, but they note your direction and return to base.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 25, 2010 14:02:34 GMT -5
"Gee, thanks for the ride! Now, can I get you to autograph my shirt, my pants, my-" "Dekan. No. Just...no. You're ruining the awesomeness of the escape." "Uh oh. I think I left my pen over on that hill. I need that-" "Dekan!" *Dekan stupidly leaps off of the speeding bike, followed by Hans. Dekan runs back to the hill, followed by Hans, still carrying the 60lbs. box of paper.*
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 25, 2010 15:44:17 GMT -5
*blocks of Dekan* heres a pen take it. AND GET BACK ON!!!!
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 25, 2010 21:30:43 GMT -5
"Oh boy! He's more awesome than I thought! So you know what that means..." "Dekan! Don't do this! Don't make this more lame!" "But I must! I must Twitter about this!" *pulls out iPod touch* "Oh god."
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 26, 2010 6:58:58 GMT -5
*face palms then rides off*
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 26, 2010 9:09:26 GMT -5
But wait. No reception!
NOOOOOOOOO!
We have a few comps in the base, but it's hardly worth breaking in there for that.
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