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Post by Elmach on May 17, 2010 23:24:22 GMT -5
... That was weird. @978: Granted. I get you a potato punched by 979's new gloves. @979: Granted. I get you new gloves with 978's potato splattered all over. ... That was weird.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on May 19, 2010 8:07:20 GMT -5
You forgot to wish... So the header and footer of this board grow spikes and squashes your post, killing you in the process...
I wish for a wish that can't kill/hurt me or my family!
HA!
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Post by Qwerty on May 19, 2010 9:03:07 GMT -5
Granted, it doesn't. It hurts everyone else on Earth instead.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on May 19, 2010 13:33:31 GMT -5
Granted, and now you have th------dfd0-edf-gxgwr9g8uny5duihvsyd lg uad-PARADOX-suyw748ieudhnkbjhsdnkbjhdfnbkdfjgbhdnkf....
ERROR 102 - No wish made. *splodes*
I wish I could make up my mind.... should I change my avatar or not? (Real question, but try to mess the wish up)
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Post by Elmach on May 20, 2010 0:20:59 GMT -5
Granted. Your mind has been demolished and remade from the bottom up. It is now made up.
I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that...
etc. Or, in other words, ad infinitum. AKA, to infinity. AND BEYOND!
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Post by ~Memzak~ on May 20, 2010 1:29:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your infinite wish has become finite.... I wish for a wish that can't hurt anyone on this planet in anyway.
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Post by Qwerty on May 20, 2010 9:10:12 GMT -5
Granted, it hurts the sun instead. It hurts it so badly that it dies. Now it is dark and cold out. Thanks a lot.
I wish the sun was back, in the proper location, at the proper magnitude, without exploding.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 20, 2010 21:16:34 GMT -5
Granted. The sun is back, at the proper location, at the proper magnitude, without exploding. It's just...you know...back and black. Hole, that is.
I wishes for fishes that would give me dishes, each with a meal delicious.
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Post by Elmach on May 22, 2010 16:04:51 GMT -5
Granted. The thing is, however, the fishes died for lack of sunlight.
I wish the sun is nice and yellow, and in the same place as it should be, and has the correct proportions of chemicals, and is the correct size and magnitude.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 22, 2010 21:51:29 GMT -5
Granted. It's there, but so is the black hole. Now the sun is gone again.
I wish I could, would, and should chop wood.
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Post by Elmach on May 23, 2010 2:12:49 GMT -5
Granted. There is no wood to chop, unfortunately, because you are in the middle of Antarctica, and the Sun is a black hole.
I wish the black hole at the Sun's location was gone.
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