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Apr 2, 2010 23:35:39 GMT -5
Post by Qwerty on Apr 2, 2010 23:35:39 GMT -5
SRTempy9 accidentally slices open SGelmach while testing out his new sword.
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Apr 3, 2010 13:23:41 GMT -5
Post by Skribbblie on Apr 3, 2010 13:23:41 GMT -5
Falanix walks over to Garthoum, who is sitting next to an empty jug. Falanix: M'lahk? Are you okay? Garthoum: Yes, unfortunately. That jug could've killed an elephant. And yet, here I am, not even slurring my speech. And that was jug two. Xarthes looks questioning as SRTempy 9 cuts SGelmach open. Xarthes: Is this some sort of ritual your species performs? It looks painful. Is it a sacrifice to the gods? I thought you were more advanced than that. We don't use swords very often. We usually use halberds and hand cannons. Xarthes pulls out his hand cannon. Xarthes: Like this one. And check out this thing's power! He blasts a huge hole in the ceiling.
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Apr 3, 2010 19:26:30 GMT -5
Post by Elmach on Apr 3, 2010 19:26:30 GMT -5
SGelmech (14th life) comes up to Xarthes and says, "No. It's not a ritual. IT'S A SERIES OF ACCIDENTS THAT ALWAYS END IN ME DIEING!" he ends in a shout.
Smoky turns, alarmed. He accidentally tosses a torch onto SGelmech's head.
SGelmech comes back to life. "SEE? AND I KEEP COMING BACK TO LIFE! AND THEN I DIE AGAIN! This is my fifteenth body, I think. It's very annoying, dieing all the time."
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Apr 4, 2010 20:39:29 GMT -5
Post by ownedbyglove on Apr 4, 2010 20:39:29 GMT -5
Lev fell into the pool. Crud! Wet gloves... Meh!
SGownedbyglove gets revived. Im gonna sleep on the floor now. He sleeps, but gets stepped on and his head gets crushed. HE revives in the shakespeare reenactment. Finally! Some relaxation!
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Apr 5, 2010 18:39:06 GMT -5
Post by Elmach on Apr 5, 2010 18:39:06 GMT -5
Smoky heard a splash. Smoky turned, tossing a torch on SGelmech's head (15th body). SGelmech (15th body) catches it, and starts chasing Smoky with the flaming torch. This is why you don't anger paranoid people. Smoky sees a wave on the pool going towards him... "AAAHHHH!!" Smoky yells, running away from the wave. SGelmech (15th body) misses Smoky, drops the torch, runs into the pool, and dies. Smoky catches the torch. SGelmech comes back to life (16th life), very annoyed.
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Apr 6, 2010 0:46:45 GMT -5
Post by izacque on Apr 6, 2010 0:46:45 GMT -5
Roght appears. Looks left. Looks right. Shakes head. Finds a secluded corner. Takes gems out of his bag, lines them up and gazes at them.
John davis appears holding a gas can in on ehand, a chainsaw in the other, ridng a motercycle an a pistol in his back pocket. "Humans! and not a ryxodian in sight! whoo whoo!" proceded to rave to the techno music in the techno music dance floor.
Silverwmith appears. wtf are these shenanegins. Silversmith walks up to JTF. "would you object to a well cultured game of RISK?"
Silverlight apears. alone in sucha crowd makes him really nervous. He sees smoky. he aproaches the friendly face.
Bitmaster izacqu apears. he sees a VIROS consol on the wall and procedes to attempt to hack it.
NvZ izacque appears. SGelmech stumbles into the surprise box. he comes out immortal. ((let him be immortal for a bit, I have some plans XD)
NIR izacqappears. he sees that the audio distributon isn't equal in the room. He grabbs a nonja-fighter to begin experiments to make better speakers.
CG izacque appears. 0
CD izacue appeard. he laughs at CG izacue's 1-dimeneionalness. [0,0,0]
the enligtened appears. he procedes to stand on a soap box and tell everyone that thy don't need to play the gaem!
the man floats in. haha! all you fools chained to physics!!!!
TD izacque appears. he has just finished getting out of a room by following an obscenely easy riddle.
I think htat's everybody. I don't really want to come along XD. if you want to know exacly who someone is, just talk to them.
a god-modder appears. he looks at the creater of this game and laughs. "you sir, did not see this coming!"
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Apr 6, 2010 18:00:17 GMT -5
Post by ownedbyglove on Apr 6, 2010 18:00:17 GMT -5
Lev decided he'd rest in the pool for a while.
SGownedbyglove watched Shakespeare.
I hate godmodders, so I ran at him in a blind rage and hit him with my computer. He sunk into the pool.
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Apr 6, 2010 22:43:23 GMT -5
Post by izacque on Apr 6, 2010 22:43:23 GMT -5
if you had read PW, you would know that a God-modder is made of pure energy and therefore cannot be pysically moved my matter. Therefore, nothing happened.
NvZ izacque leaves his surprise box unattended.
CG izacque 1
CD izacque [1,1,1]
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Apr 6, 2010 22:49:20 GMT -5
Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 6, 2010 22:49:20 GMT -5
Lieutenant J.T.Fox to Shippoyoku: Lieutenant James T. Fox, Second Armored, Fourth Regiment, Fifty Second Expeditionary Battalion of the Phoenix Armored Corps, at your service. *Begins backstroking while still in regimental dress uniform*
Field Major Tyrone Keating to Xarthes: *Forgets a pair of bottles mid-air to quickdraw handgun in responce to weapons discharge* *Realizes hasty mistake. Takes a bottle of something strong and leaves an orderly to clean the floor*
CPHX J. T. Fox to Silversmith: Yes. Yes, I would *Downs another shotglass* [australian accent]Say, what year were you born, mate?[/australian accent]
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Apr 6, 2010 23:48:59 GMT -5
Post by Elmach on Apr 6, 2010 23:48:59 GMT -5
SGelmech (16) falls into the SURPRISE Box. He climbs out and trips on some gems. He puts them back, as Roght (He is a dragon, right?) breathes fire on him. SGelmech escapes as Roght stares in confusion as why SGelmech didn't turn into a pile of ashes. SGelmech soon realizes that he isn't dead. "Woot! I'm alive!" he yells. He starts dancing to Still Alive (Portal)
Smoky says "Hi" to Silverlight.
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Apr 7, 2010 16:14:15 GMT -5
Post by Skribbblie on Apr 7, 2010 16:14:15 GMT -5
Xarthes fires another shot out of his hand cannon, cleanly removing SGelmach's head. Xarthes: Oops. That goes back on, right? A crowd is gathered around Garhtoum, chanting. Garthoum did not give up on his goal to become severely drunk, unconscious, or dead. Crowd: Chug, chug, chug! Garthoum: Argh! I still am not feeling the effects! Maybe I am invincible...grr... Falanix: How about you just enjoy the party, M'lahk? Garthoum: Grr. Fine, but I REALLY need to go to the bathroom...
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Apr 7, 2010 17:32:42 GMT -5
Post by ownedbyglove on Apr 7, 2010 17:32:42 GMT -5
I post a post on my computer thatpunches the godmodder in a way that punches energy.. well... you get it...with MY god modding skills. rawr.
Lev watched as a large and muscular looking guy fell into t he pool on him. He got out and ran around in circles.
SGownedbyglove walks out when he is obliterated by a chunk of ceiling from the cannon blast falls on him.
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Apr 7, 2010 20:41:50 GMT -5
Post by Elmach on Apr 7, 2010 20:41:50 GMT -5
SGelmech (16th life) had just got his head cleanly removed. However, due to the Surprise box, he became immortal. How did Physics respond to this? It made the body make a head and the head make a body of course!
SGelmech-Head was quite upset, due to just diein-- What! He's not dead? This is so confusing. Just then, he saw... himself? Huh?
SGelmech (16th life), when he came around, was quite upset, due to just--- Huh? He's not dead? How? This is very confusing. He looked around, and saw... himself? How does that work? He asked Xarthes what happened.
Xarthes replies that SGelmech's head was blown off, when it regrew a body.
"THIS IS SO CONFUSING!" SGelmech-Head and SGelmech said.
Smoky was also confused.
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Apr 9, 2010 12:13:52 GMT -5
Post by Skribbblie on Apr 9, 2010 12:13:52 GMT -5
Xarthes stands there, pondering this strange event. Xarthes: I wonder what would happen if... Xarthes blasts SGelmech-Head's arm off. (meanwhile) Garthoum walks out of the bathroom, and gets hit by a flying arm. A cannonball just barely misses him. Garthoum: Gah! Now I have blood on my clothes! Garthoum chucks the severed arm so forcefully that it cleanly removes SGelmech-Body's arm. he then walks back into the bathroom to try and clean the blood out.
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Apr 9, 2010 19:02:17 GMT -5
Post by izacque on Apr 9, 2010 19:02:17 GMT -5
SGelmech-B's arm falls into the surprise box. NvZ izacque returns to his box to find a severed leg in his box. how strange. he picks it up and notices that it bruises to the touch. "My, how fragile. I could rip this appart effortlessly. but I won't." NvZ izacque drops the leg. the fall causes the leg to lose a toe which goes rolling away.
Silversmith Says. "well, in relation to this or your time frame, I have no idea... I come from a planet called donathan. are you familiar with the term?"
CG izacque 2
CD izacque [1,2,2]
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Apr 9, 2010 20:40:37 GMT -5
Post by Elmach on Apr 9, 2010 20:40:37 GMT -5
"!" Physics thought. This would be a tough thing to do. One couldn't have Four SGelmechs, could you? I mean, two is OK, but four?
SGelmech-Head and SGelmech(16) are quite upset due to losing their arms. Their arms, meanwhile, grew back. The arms, SGelmech-Head-Arm and SGelmech-Arm(Leg) started growing new bodies.
"WTF" Physics swore. SGelmech-Arm-Toe fell off SGelmech-Arm. This is getting ridiculous. If he broke his law... Bad things would happen. There would be an arm and a body left over. One wouldn't be able to decide...
SGelmech-Arm-Toe grew a new body too.
Smoky saw three SGelmechs appear... This is ridiculous! Well, there's only one thing to do! If something is wrong, burn it. Using Explosion I, which he had suddenly learned, he attempted to blast SGelmech-Head-Arm's Body. He missed and hit SGelmech-Arm's Head.
Physics decided that it wouldn't matter if he breaking his law.
SGelmech-Head-Arm ducked when the Orange ball came at him. It missed him getting SGelmech-Arm's head instead.
SGelmech-Arm was rather upset from having his head blown off. He decided to gather with himself. ARRGGG! These pronouns make no sense now!
SGelmech, SGelmech-Head, SGelmech-Head-Arm, SGelmech-Arm, SGelmech-Arm-Toe, and SGelmech-Arm-Head gathered, and decided to...
Attack Smoky!
Dun Dun Dun....
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Apr 10, 2010 12:42:55 GMT -5
Post by Skribbblie on Apr 10, 2010 12:42:55 GMT -5
Dr. Dekan and his assistant Hans fall through the hole Xarthes had blasted through the ceiling. (Nonja Invasion Redux) Dekan: What? Hans! Where are we? Oh god. How do we get back?! We're doomed! DOOMED- ooh! Are those cookies? Professor Vye and his incredibly loyal assistant suddenly walk out of a closet. His assistant's name is Arkeny. He wears a skull mask. Don't ask why. Also, Vye is from Venus, so his skin is perfectly white and his eyes are cat-like with red pupils. (He was going to be added into NGI soon.) Vye: I'm thirsty. He grabs a Fire Drink and drinks it. Ah! AH! That's hot! That's hot! Arkeny! Get me some water! Arkeny: Here! Drink this! Meanwhile, Xarthes sees all of the SGelmachs closing in on Smoky. Xarthes: Uh oh. Stop! He charges in with his huge halberd and shears off each one of their heads. Xarthes: Ew. Falanix stands there, covered in blood. Falanix: Aw, now I've got to wash this off... He opens the door to the bathroom and runs directly into Garthoum. Garthoum: GAH! WHY DO MY CLOTHES KEEP GETTING BLOOD ON THEM?!?!?! They both run over and just jump in the pool.
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Apr 11, 2010 8:35:49 GMT -5
Post by ownedbyglove on Apr 11, 2010 8:35:49 GMT -5
Lev saw two bloody guys coming at him. Naturally he got out of the pool and hid in the surprise box
SGownedbyglove decided to open his backpack and grab his redirector. He got crushed to the size of a ball bearing, and his body rolled in front of the SGelmachs.
I looked on, dumbfounded.
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Apr 11, 2010 21:33:11 GMT -5
Post by Qwerty on Apr 11, 2010 21:33:11 GMT -5
All my characters ask for a brief status report on the game. They also tell you that you lost the game.
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Apr 12, 2010 20:59:23 GMT -5
Post by Skribbblie on Apr 12, 2010 20:59:23 GMT -5
Well, SGelmach is broken and multiplied into something like 14 clones. Garthoum and Falanix just jumped in the pool to clean the blood off of their clothes. I'm not sure what ownedbyglove is doing exactly, but it is productive, I'm sure. Professor Vye just accidentally drank a fire drink and then Arkeny accidentally gave him a glass of gasoline to wash it down. Xarthes is cutting the SGelmachs into tiny pieces. Oh yeah, and Rose just showed up. ------------------- Xarthes gets mobbed by the huge group of SGelmachs. Garthoum and Falanix climb out of the pool as one of the SGelmachs flies over and knocks them both back in. Rose is standing over in the corner like "OMG WHAT IS GOIN AWN?" Arkeny is distracted from Vye as he admires Rose. Meanwhile, Vye's mouth is on fire. He too runs into the pool. A picture of George Bush randomly gets torched by Bill Clinton.
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