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Post by noodlesoup on Aug 26, 2008 23:26:45 GMT -5
ok ok ok...I find your right hand and reconnect it to your arm, and put your bones back together with a bunch of metal rods.
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Post by ROBiT on Aug 26, 2008 23:28:40 GMT -5
I accidentally stuck a scapel in the -- wait, sorry, this forum doesn't allow me to finish that post.
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Post by noodlesoup on Aug 26, 2008 23:35:01 GMT -5
let monochrome serve as an example of what not to do with scapels.
I got a scraped arm.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 26, 2008 23:44:30 GMT -5
I sterelize it with alcohol and wrap it with a bandage.
I tripped.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 0:53:27 GMT -5
i jump on your head with my cleats, killing you and putting you out of your misery. after all. that bloody nose would have killed you if left unchecked for only a week!
i got shot in the butt. but now i have a .50 cal in my rectum hole.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 27, 2008 10:38:07 GMT -5
I jump into my AT-AT with my dieing breath and kill you. I then shoot at the body some more. Since that was so quick, there could have been no way that any pain would have been felt.
I die.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 17:49:41 GMT -5
Your Body is brought aboard my prototype ship the Oblitterator, a supercruiser whos tonnage, firepower, and small craft bays are matched by no ship other than your death star, which is technically classified as a weapon-bearing artificial planetoid. your body is then ejected during a slipspace jump as your funeral service.
unfortunatley, there was a malfunction in Heavy Munitions Bay Bravo, where i happened to be, and was hurt in a explosion that damaged a Class C bulkhead. i now have many 3rd degree burns on my right arm and leg, as well as a broken left arm and slight shrapenel wounds.
by the way. i made ALL of that up. all of it.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 27, 2008 17:57:34 GMT -5
I cure your dementia or whatever it was that made you go crazy. I'm not that great of a doctor, though.
When I turn off my lamp, I accidentally burn my thumb and index finger.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 18:23:13 GMT -5
i cut off your hand, removing the burnt flesh, and stop the bleeding from the remaining wound.
unfortunatley, bad placement of my own limbs cause me to chop my forearm in half. i am bleeding at an accelerated rate, and needurgent medical attention.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 28, 2008 1:11:55 GMT -5
I sue you for malpractice.
I ask a different doctor to give me a good prosthetic hand.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 28, 2008 22:45:57 GMT -5
umm. this is not attack and defend. you need to heal me, and then state your injury/illness
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Post by General Veers on Aug 29, 2008 8:05:47 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Then how come you do things that would kill me and make you eligible for malpractice suits? What kind of a Hospital player are you?
I bring in a team of surgeons, we recreate the nervous networks in the limbs, recreate the limbs using cloned body parts that were not from cloned humans (ever heard of Stem Cell Research?), and put your limbs in casts for several months.
Someone pokes me in the belly. It hurt.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 29, 2008 15:43:50 GMT -5
i give you a popsicle. all better now?
i have a sprained ankle.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 29, 2008 19:00:40 GMT -5
I put it in a cast and have you refrain from hard physical labor and rough play for a week or two.
While playing dodgeball, someone accidentally threw a dodgeball at my "sensitive area." That hurts REALLY bad.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Sept 3, 2008 22:44:54 GMT -5
mmm. well im not kissing it.
i drop some ice in your pants. good luck...
i have diarhea. but i am constpated... bad combo.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 24, 2008 21:03:12 GMT -5
Well, I give you some chocolate (It works as a laxative, especially if it's from Dairy Queen. You don't want to know how I know...) and order you to drink plenty of water in order to prevent dehydration.
I get a headache after completing work for seven college-level classes. Strike that, a migraine.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 24, 2008 21:16:19 GMT -5
I cut off you head and give a fake one.
I have a serpintine appendix.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 25, 2008 20:48:51 GMT -5
That's a good thing...maybe?
My heart isn't shaped like the ones in Valentine's Day cards.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 25, 2008 21:48:16 GMT -5
I sacrifice you to zoluzaxiton.
I am not as awesome as I was yesterday.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 27, 2008 21:46:13 GMT -5
I teach you how to hack and program. With that knowledge, you should be able to be more awesome today than any other day.
By the way, the hearts in Valentine's day cards are actually frog hearts, which I do believe has double the ventricles (or atrii, I'm not sure which) of a human heart.
I spontaneously become schizophrenic (did I spell that correctly?).
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