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Post by Qwerty on Dec 16, 2008 19:51:46 GMT -5
I sew it back on.
I become a headcrab zombie.
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fusion
Newbie
HAS a personal life.
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Post by fusion on Dec 16, 2008 21:16:09 GMT -5
i blow you into bits.
i get a hernia.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 17, 2008 0:25:14 GMT -5
You didn't solve the problem, but whatever.
I blow you to bits as well. This solves the problem.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 17, 2008 23:41:10 GMT -5
I make you look like an idiot. Yet for not posting a injury, you are already and idiot. The surgery thus makes you 300% of the idiot you previously were. I feel sorry for you.
i have about six ounces of a mercury/lead alloy running through my blood.
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Post by saza on Dec 20, 2008 10:25:16 GMT -5
I put you on life support, take all your blood out, and give you all of mine.
I lost all my blood. (for the idiots who don't know why, i gave it all to Foxtrot, he is superior,by a little, to me. But not much).
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 25, 2008 18:27:04 GMT -5
I give you a blood transfusion from Memzak, who's blood i stole. Don't worry, i boiled it first.
I have... the common cold.
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Post by saza on Dec 27, 2008 10:48:25 GMT -5
I give you DayQuil/NyeQuil
While running with scissors, I fall and the scissors go right up my skull.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 28, 2008 18:46:05 GMT -5
I remove the scissors (they were wedged in there pretty good. In the process of removing them your forehead now has several bootprints on it), repair your fractured skull with Solvent T12-BRMR. I then sew up the hole in your flesh made by the scissors.
I was pushed by a runaway ammunition rack cart into a live fire practice range. The soldier was practicing with a prototype Heavy Machine Gun. This is no time for weapon specifics, i have Thirty seconds of 12RpS in my torso!
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Post by saza on Dec 31, 2008 9:02:19 GMT -5
um.......I take the bullets out, punish the soldier, and do everything else that you would need.
I get hit in the "private area" by some person I don't know.
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Post by theultamate on Dec 31, 2008 9:10:59 GMT -5
um....i call a nurse to do that
i fall from space and my body is mangled and burnt
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Post by saza on Dec 31, 2008 14:18:06 GMT -5
Well, it's hard to solve this. I give you a full body transplant, and new skin and organs.
I start to quack alot.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 4, 2009 5:38:53 GMT -5
I smack you upside the head. You start to moo, but at least i fixed the problem.
Mah Head Asplodes
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Post by General Veers on Jan 4, 2009 6:03:10 GMT -5
I bring you to a psychiatric ward so the professionals can convince you that you are not Sandmaster, and therefore make you sane again.
I get stepped on by an AT-AT, and then by an AT-HE.
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Post by theultamate on Jan 4, 2009 6:09:42 GMT -5
i spin you round and round and your ailment is cured
i have extremely flammable gas
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Post by General Veers on Jan 4, 2009 6:37:42 GMT -5
I instruct you to refrain from approaching fire and to cease searching for a career in pyro-engineering.
I can't take my helmet off of my head!
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Post by theultamate on Jan 4, 2009 6:41:25 GMT -5
i tell you its better that way i turn into saza
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Post by saza on Jan 5, 2009 21:14:59 GMT -5
Nice one. Well now there's two of us. Live with it.
I moo randomly.
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Post by darkraine on Jan 5, 2009 21:20:10 GMT -5
brings to slaughterhouse . . . putting the patient to sleep is always the best answer . . .
I get poked . . . and have a boo boo . . . [cries]
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 5, 2009 22:01:46 GMT -5
I give you a lolipop. *sigh* and a bandaid.
I have a hole in my chest one foot in diameter (and my chest isn't much wider across than a foot and a half).
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Post by saza on Jan 6, 2009 17:23:13 GMT -5
Of dear, i give you memzak's chest. Dun worries, i had a lyposuction, and a disinfectment of it. I now put plastic (clear) over the holes an make mit my body, cuz the hole is amazingly big! :0
Lol, the hole is fine. I am, to put nicely, a fart-machine.
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