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Post by General Veers on Sept 21, 2008 13:06:53 GMT -5
Yay lampoons! Satirize the heck out of the weapon, blood, and alcohol loving freaks!
Satires and government theories are my favorite forms of literature. Especially satires, which you have right here (lampoon is a type of satire that specifically attacks an existing problem).
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 21, 2008 13:48:54 GMT -5
ok...
I guess I maybe should thank you for giving me a literary term.
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Post by soccerking on Sept 22, 2008 18:45:47 GMT -5
This is a good story. Very random.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 22, 2008 21:32:42 GMT -5
Chapter 6: powder pit
When Zanfair hit the ground the force caused his head to be submerged in powder. He then wandred around by torch light. After a few hours he came across an opening. But there he was abushed by a group of Valerians. They fired at him but he dodged. He then started making stacks of powder and climbing. They knocked the stacks down with clubs but he persisted. One of them climbed up a powder stack and crushed his leg. Zanfair screamed but he saw some torch and blasted powder in it. It caught a flame and he jumped. The fighters burned in the massive inferno but Zanfair rode the air currents to safety. His leg was still broken though.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 29, 2008 15:15:24 GMT -5
I'm still not feelin' it
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 4, 2008 8:37:33 GMT -5
Ok I need some segestions. Post them here or go to the thread on segestions for PG-13 .
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Post by Buggy793 on Oct 6, 2008 4:56:43 GMT -5
LOL
50 dots tall with three horns...
Nice one
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Post by Sandmaster on Oct 8, 2008 16:06:05 GMT -5
pickled fighter head jars broken on the ground!
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 8, 2008 20:49:39 GMT -5
Chapter 7: Puke
Valerone screamed in frustration. The kid had escaped his clutches. The fighters that survided there mission were executed.In his anger he kicked over a jar of fighter heads that was fighters killed in battle. The head quickly decomposed but the formeldahyde remained.
His secertary puked. Then he got an idea. He ordered here to place the puke in a bag. He then sent the bag to a fighter, who he told to scatter the puke through out the land. Puke makes fighters want to puke, it is slippery and it realses piosonous gases. It was almost as evil as Valerite.
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Post by Sandmaster on Oct 8, 2008 21:56:48 GMT -5
*blettch*
Lol!
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Post by ganondorf on Oct 10, 2008 20:07:22 GMT -5
Chapter 8:buggy
Zanfair limped around for awhile.Then he came across a huge beast.It was
a huge demotic skeleton as tall as the screen. It sumoned an undead army and shot a smoke at him.He tried to limp away but the army caught up.Then a playerr
on a green thing.He held a sword with a purple belt with a goldentriangle on it.He charged through the army and struck at it's vertabra. Then he letter Zanfair onto his back dodged a stream of smoke and struck the beast again. The beast tried to strike him but he dodged and struck the. vertabra for the last time.Its spine shatered and his head brokecoff it's shoulders. The player jumed off and plungeehis swoard into the skull. eThers was a shreik and the beast turned to elements. "Names buggy. that was a rouge pixal art of mine namedstallord. When people stopped looking at them they cAme to life. My freind here is one I tamed. Will you join me in savinng this worrld?"0
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 16, 2008 16:13:01 GMT -5
Chapter 9: zombie hoard
They traveled for mant days, and nothing edventful happened execpt fort slaying Dedede and a few other rouges.By now Zanfairs leg healed .Then Llorm stopped.
"He smells something"
A group of green stickmen apeared in the distance. Buggy took out his sword and a lantern. He then passed the latern through Zanfairs head, giving him the fire ability. He then took out a second sword and gave it to Zanfair.
" Burn them with the firwe. If they get to close slash them and get futher away from them before they recover."
He then leaped off Llorm and cut into a zombie, which then turned to dust. Zanfairstarted burning them and one snuck up from behind him, and he stuck opff its head when he heard it moan. He themn backed away from the writhering corpse and burned it when I new head statted to grow. Llorm kicjked at zombies and ater them.
After awhile three zombies remained. Then one explodeded and the goo went through zanfairs head, dis ableing him. Another,a large one, pounced on Buggy and hekld him to the ground, while tering to eat him. the last one was an overlord with to swords. Itataacted Zanfair. He blocked and struck, but noneof his bloews hurt it. Finally it knocked him to the ground. It was about to do the final bolw when he saw Buggy's sword. He grabbed it and strunk the overlords side. It shreiked and died. He then struck off the over lords head and buggy got up. He was injured greatly.
"It maters not if I die for this is just a maniquin, I can create another. It is you who needs to live. Besides, it is not my time yet."
He arose.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 16, 2008 20:00:59 GMT -5
okay... cliffhanger... What will happen next? Find out next time on PG 13!
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 22, 2008 14:53:00 GMT -5
Chapter 10: puke 2
They continued on there quest to find Bruno. Over there days Buggy's condition worsened, and he oozed zombie pus. They thought nothing could get worse tell they saw the puke field.It scretched in all directions out of sght and oozed toxic gas.
"We have to stay on Llorm, because the puke is unpassible exept for the toxic gas thatLlorm can stand on. This will be a dangerous journey."
Carefully Llorm walked on the gas. All seemed well until they were about have wat through.
Then they saw a figure that was floating on air with a purple head in the distance. It was Valerone.
"This is my time.Because of my wounds I shall die in the fight with this fiend and i need you to take the master sword and continue this journey, Take care of Llorm too. I can m ake a new body but it will be far away from here and our goal. Adiu." Exclamed Buggy
He then used his lanturn to burn some fireworks and they realesed elements. He aranged them into a pink circle with feet asnd arms. It came to life and it flew and he rode it. He took the other sword and engaged Valerone.
Zanfair galloped away and wathched the battle in the distance. Buggy fought well and even layed a blow on Valerone, but he was struck and then Valeone popped the sphere.
Zanfair couldn't lokk any longer and at last he exited the puke.
End of part one.
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Post by wizard on Jan 25, 2009 10:51:30 GMT -5
youve got a new fan, even if he is a newbie. oh well. maybe ill become somethingbetter, but for now, newbie fan for you.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Jan 26, 2009 16:06:53 GMT -5
Go post on part 2. Also post on my stories!!!!!, ok?
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 12, 2009 7:50:10 GMT -5
Awesome!   |
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 12, 2009 7:52:00 GMT -5
Will there be a part three? |
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Post by wizard on Feb 13, 2009 12:45:03 GMT -5
dont double post.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Feb 20, 2009 19:07:14 GMT -5
Once I start writing again.
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