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Post by shirogake on May 29, 2008 20:27:27 GMT -5
Defense: I reverse the Reversed letters, thus my name is normal!
Attack: I stare at a rock, and you stare at me, peplexed/scandalized.
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Post by Qwerty on May 29, 2008 23:21:50 GMT -5
Def: Robots cannot be perplexed/scandalized. (not that I'm a robot...)
Atk: I connect directly to your processor and use my superior processing capabilities to make you get "not responding"
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Post by Randomness on May 30, 2008 14:10:38 GMT -5
def: I have avg free edition anti virus 8.0, resident shield, anti spyware, email scanner, anti virus, virus vault, automatic internet rebooting, and update manager. I win.
Atk: I pour acid on your processer
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Post by shirogake on May 30, 2008 17:16:14 GMT -5
Defend: It was yours........
Attack: The poster after me attacks the next poster.
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Post by ShiningSilver on May 30, 2008 17:35:00 GMT -5
Defend:I don't attack
Attack: Sit
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Post by shirogake on May 30, 2008 19:24:47 GMT -5
Defend: Stand.
Attack: I say....... Ska-WEE!
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Post by none2 on May 31, 2008 9:39:53 GMT -5
Defend: i cover my ears with 500 earmuffs. Attack: I make you sit and watch Barney for 1,000,000 hours with your eyes duct taped, glued, Might-Puttyed, and Glued More open in a room where the walls are TVs while you are chained to the table that is fixed angled to the TV screens. You also are paralyzed except for your head and you cannot move or contact anyone or anything with any type of device. You are in the frozen plains of Siberia with noone around for 1,000 miles and are fed through an IV. There are more TV's inside your eyeball pointing directly at your retina so that you will eternally be blind, except watching Barney. Noone knows where you are, and there is not any possible way to escape, use any technology, or anything. This is because you have been strip searched several times by a homosexual of your sex. You are on Earth's cloned planet, where nobody is yeat and there is an invisible invincible shield around every item so that nothing can be destroyed by any weapon known to any species in the universe. You know, I just killed the game. W00t!
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Post by Qwerty on May 31, 2008 14:17:48 GMT -5
Def: I don't get into that situation, because as a robot, I can simply deactivate my external sensors.
Atk: I eat ice cream, and don't give you any!
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Post by none2 on Jun 1, 2008 10:39:56 GMT -5
DEF: i get your mom. She shoves your ice cream in the garbage. Because you are mean. Ha Ha Ha.
ATK: I have disabled your control of your external sensors. Now I control YOU. You have no control over any part of your body. I do. Now... I make you sit and watch Barney for 1,000,000 hours with your eyes duct taped, glued, Might-Puttyed, and Glued More open in a room where the walls are TVs while you are chained to the table that is fixed angled to the TV screens. You also are paralyzed except for your head and you cannot move or contact anyone or anything with any type of device. You are in the frozen plains of Siberia with noone around for 1,000 miles and are fed through an IV. There are more TV's inside your eyeball pointing directly at your retina so that you will eternally be blind, except watching Barney. Noone knows where you are, and there is not any possible way to escape, use any technology, or anything. This is because you have been strip searched several times by a homosexual of your sex. You are on Earth's cloned planet, where nobody is yeat and there is an invisible invincible shield around every item so that nothing can be destroyed by any weapon known to any species in the universe. You know, I just killed the game. W00t!
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Post by Randomness on Jun 1, 2008 11:09:55 GMT -5
def: I eat your head
Atk: OMGZOR PWNAGE ATTACKZOR
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Post by none2 on Jun 1, 2008 11:22:00 GMT -5
DEF: i blocked your control over your sensors, you goof. ATK: Same as my previous one. No one can stop me. There is only one way to counteract my evil plan, and you don't know what it is.
ANS: Watch the whole thing!:+ | \-/ /\/\
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Post by Randomness on Jun 1, 2008 11:27:04 GMT -5
Def: I edit your post and you let me win
Atk: I have disabled your control of your external sensors. Now I control YOU. You have no control over any part of your body. I do. Now... I make you sit and watch Barney for 1,000,000 hours with your eyes duct taped, glued, Might-Puttyed, and Glued More open in a room where the walls are TVs while you are chained to the table that is fixed angled to the TV screens. You also are paralyzed except for your head and you cannot move or contact anyone or anything with any type of device. You are in the frozen plains of Siberia with noone around for 1,000 miles and are fed through an IV. There are more TV's inside your eyeball pointing directly at your retina so that you will eternally be blind, except watching Barney. Noone knows where you are, and there is not any possible way to escape, use any technology, or anything. This is because you have been strip searched several times by a homosexual of your sex. You are on Earth's cloned planet, where nobody is yeat and there is an invisible invincible shield around every item so that nothing can be destroyed by any weapon known to any species in the universe. You know, I just killed the game. W00t!
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Post by ShiningSilver on Jun 1, 2008 13:26:05 GMT -5
Defend: I die
Attack:Throw magical pens
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 1, 2008 13:36:04 GMT -5
Def: Raise a magical paper.
Atk: I push you into a pit of boiling acid.
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Post by none2 on Jun 1, 2008 18:20:00 GMT -5
Def: I was dead, and as a ghost...
Atk:I have disabled your control of your external sensors. Now I control YOU. You have no control over any part of your body. I do. Now... I make you sit and watch Barney for 1,000,000 hours with your eyes duct taped, glued, Might-Puttyed, and Glued More open in a room where the walls are TVs while you are chained to the table that is fixed angled to the TV screens. You also are paralyzed except for your head and you cannot move or contact anyone or anything with any type of device. You are in the frozen plains of Siberia with noone around for 1,000 miles and are fed through an IV. There are more TV's inside your eyeball pointing directly at your retina so that you will eternally be blind, except watching Barney. Noone knows where you are, and there is not any possible way to escape, use any technology, or anything. This is because you have been strip searched several times by a homosexual of your sex. You are on Earth's cloned planet, where nobody is yet and there is an invisible invincible shield around every item so that nothing can be destroyed by any weapon known to any species in the universe. You know, I just killed the game. W00t!
This is getting boring. So...
Atk2: You all die. And don't come back as ghosts. Ever. And the universe blows up and implodes into a tiny speck, leaving no reality whatsoever. Even me.
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Post by ShiningSilver on Jun 1, 2008 18:54:53 GMT -5
The end!
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Post by none2 on Jun 1, 2008 18:56:35 GMT -5
It is about time.
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Post by Qwerty on Jun 2, 2008 9:35:41 GMT -5
Def: A robot cannot die, since it was never living!
Atk: I toss a grenade.
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Post by Swearingworth on Jun 2, 2008 13:46:38 GMT -5
def: you forgot to pull the pin.
ATK: I locked the thread.
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Post by shirogake on Jun 2, 2008 13:48:05 GMT -5
Defend: I unlock the thread.
Attack: I Re-Lock the thread.
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