Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 11, 2009 20:08:17 GMT -5
Here, I will be posting rants about random things. I will be posting one every few days or so, so hope you find them amusing/agree with them.
To get my rants sooner than you would here, go to my website, GTBlog.
RANT 1: HOMEWORK
You know what really just makes me want to kill the world in many very bad ways? HOMEWORK. I understand that we need to learn, but why spend seven hours AT SCHOOL and then get home just to do more WORK?! I don't know either. As I sit at my computer listening to "Let it Rock", I know that I still have a few hours of homework ahead of me. I need a break. I have a life. Except that life is normally smashed in the freaking face by HOMEWORK. Hours and hours. Here is a little thing I found called "The Ten Commandments of Homework"...
1. We live in a democracy, where we have freedom, right? We're entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. So how can I pursue happiness if I have to spend every night doing homework? Homework is a cruel punishment created by adults to take away the freedoms of poor, defensless children.
2. Nobody ever saved a life, won a war, stopped a crime, or cured a disease while they were doing homework. Think of all the good things we would be accomplishing if we didn't have to spend every single night of our young lives doing our homework.
3. Doing homework cause eyestrain, fatigue, insomnia, and other physical ailments.
4. Thomas Edison went to school for four months, and he never did ANY homework. Guess how he turned out?
5. There's a name for working without getting paid. It's called slavery, and it was banned durin the Civil War, about 150 years ago. If kids are forced to do homework, they should get paid for it.
6. Homework is proof of teacher incompetence. If the teacher was any good, kids would learn the stuff at school and wouldn't have to learn it again at home.
7. Doing homework wastes valuable naturale resources. We have to use lots of energy to keep all those lightbulbs burning. We have to cut down trees to make paper and pencils. We'd save of lot of energy if we just decided on banning homework altogether. (Although I do CARE, I'm NOT an environmentalist.)
8. I keep hearing about American kids being way too fat, and that's because they don't get enough excersize. For every minute kids are doing homework, we are getting fatter. Kids should be outside, running around and getting excersize, instead of sitting inside, doing homework, wasting their lives, and getting fat.
9. Virtually every known murderer, bank robber, and all-out criminal did homework when they were kids. How can we be sure that homework didn't cause the criminal behavior?
10. Homework sucks. There sould be a constitutional ammendment banning it.
To get my rants sooner than you would here, go to my website, GTBlog.
RANT 1: HOMEWORK
You know what really just makes me want to kill the world in many very bad ways? HOMEWORK. I understand that we need to learn, but why spend seven hours AT SCHOOL and then get home just to do more WORK?! I don't know either. As I sit at my computer listening to "Let it Rock", I know that I still have a few hours of homework ahead of me. I need a break. I have a life. Except that life is normally smashed in the freaking face by HOMEWORK. Hours and hours. Here is a little thing I found called "The Ten Commandments of Homework"...
1. We live in a democracy, where we have freedom, right? We're entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. So how can I pursue happiness if I have to spend every night doing homework? Homework is a cruel punishment created by adults to take away the freedoms of poor, defensless children.
2. Nobody ever saved a life, won a war, stopped a crime, or cured a disease while they were doing homework. Think of all the good things we would be accomplishing if we didn't have to spend every single night of our young lives doing our homework.
3. Doing homework cause eyestrain, fatigue, insomnia, and other physical ailments.
4. Thomas Edison went to school for four months, and he never did ANY homework. Guess how he turned out?
5. There's a name for working without getting paid. It's called slavery, and it was banned durin the Civil War, about 150 years ago. If kids are forced to do homework, they should get paid for it.
6. Homework is proof of teacher incompetence. If the teacher was any good, kids would learn the stuff at school and wouldn't have to learn it again at home.
7. Doing homework wastes valuable naturale resources. We have to use lots of energy to keep all those lightbulbs burning. We have to cut down trees to make paper and pencils. We'd save of lot of energy if we just decided on banning homework altogether. (Although I do CARE, I'm NOT an environmentalist.)
8. I keep hearing about American kids being way too fat, and that's because they don't get enough excersize. For every minute kids are doing homework, we are getting fatter. Kids should be outside, running around and getting excersize, instead of sitting inside, doing homework, wasting their lives, and getting fat.
9. Virtually every known murderer, bank robber, and all-out criminal did homework when they were kids. How can we be sure that homework didn't cause the criminal behavior?
10. Homework sucks. There sould be a constitutional ammendment banning it.
