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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 16:34:17 GMT -5
NOTE: Topic named changed because MS Paint is my (Weird Mother) sounded a little too MILF-ish for my liking.Welcome to my art topic. Whether you are looking because it's Doomish or because of what I named the topic, you are now entering the MSP topic. First and foremost, that is me. The gray swirl on my hair (It actually looks like that) is from a car crash I was involved in a few years ago. My hair grows gray there for some reason, so I adapted it into a hairstyle. Yup. There I am with my arm-warmer shirt, denim jeans, and gray neck that is the same color as my hair for some reason. I promise the next will be better. EDIT: Dohohoho, you silly topic name censor!EDITEDIT: Here, have another because I'm bored. But apparently that IS how age works here on the forums. I feel disgraced.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 28, 2009 18:20:25 GMT -5
Internet Respect Meter:
Respect=((Yelling/(Spam*Stupidity))/(Intelligence of the Community you hang out in))*(How funny the pictures you post are)
Age is not in the equation.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 18:27:29 GMT -5
I see. And, based on that, where do I fall in the respect meter? Is there some sort of diagram I can reference?
But, seeing as how I'm older than the majority of the forum, it's THAT much more sad when I am disproven by someone who has ten years less experience than I do.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 28, 2009 18:30:01 GMT -5
BTW, the intelligence of the Community lowers the respect meter as it rises because they are more conscious of your yelling
until the point where they are smart enough to realise that you're just some guy on the internet, and that is undeserving of respect in the first place.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 18:33:42 GMT -5
Wait, what?
Is that directed at me specifically?
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 28, 2009 18:50:55 GMT -5
No, it's simple math.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 19:11:23 GMT -5
Oh. Mmkay. It is now time for art. Sometimes I dream of the psychologically strange. Last night, for example, I dreamt I was arguing with a white creature (in the above picture), and then a long, slimy tongue forced its way out of my mouth and ripped off its head. Why?
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 28, 2009 19:56:22 GMT -5
Nobody can make that kind of circle with a mouse. You use a tablet
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 20:06:48 GMT -5
No, I use a good old mouse and MSPaint. I have a tablet, but it's getting a little outdated and is a little unreliable for saving things.
First, I make a circle, then I color it the color I'll be using (In this case black), and simply sketch over it. It takes a little longer, but you have to admit it's a good contrast to the colored art below it.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 28, 2009 20:07:27 GMT -5
Hmm....it still looks tablet-formed.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 20:25:15 GMT -5
Do you remember the girl? The one from my story? The story doesn't quite end there. I went to her funeral. I wasn't invited, but nobody cared when I asked if I could attend. I said I was a friend from college, and her parents said she never had many friends save for her small circle of people. I waited until everyone left the room, and I was alone. I waited patiently until every person had cleared out. I told them I'd catch up in a minute. I went over to her coffin, which was open so we could all see her beauty, and I got that look I couldn't get before. And, I told her. I told her everything that I'd done, and that I'd felt about her. We'd only been together one night, but the night was like heaven to me. I'm not sure if she heard me, wherever she went after that night, but I had one last drink for her and then never drank again. It's funny. A tear has been brought to my eye from writing this, and yet, I feel so satisfied with getting it out. I never told anyone about knowing her. None of my friends, or family, or anyone. I was simply "a friend from college". But I'm sure we could have been much more than that.
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
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Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
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Post by subzeroten on Feb 28, 2009 20:38:24 GMT -5
You draw funny.
lol.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 20:49:37 GMT -5
._.
THERE WAS NO LOL INVOLVED IN THE PREVIOUS POST
Ahem.
I have been drawing since the beginnign of my life and unfortunately this is where my ability capped itself at. I fear I will never draw any better than this.
I will be stuck in drawing limbo forever.
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Post by Soul Alchemist on Feb 28, 2009 21:08:15 GMT -5
actually, it's pretty good for MSpaint. I just wish I could draw people like that. I'm better with geometric shapes and objects. not people, tho. too many curves and joints and etc. it always comes out looking like crap.
I'll draw an example and post it on my thread.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 21:12:59 GMT -5
I find that I'm better with organic shapes, and not much else.
The casket, for example. It's a rectangle. I suck at rectangles.
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Post by Soul Alchemist on Feb 28, 2009 21:16:16 GMT -5
hmm...then together, WE SHALL RULE THE MSPAINT WORLD!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 21:23:11 GMT -5
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
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Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
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Post by subzeroten on Feb 28, 2009 21:56:18 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I mean the way how you draw stuff, I mean, it looks so, meh.
you draw yourself like bruce wayne.
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Post by doomish on Feb 28, 2009 22:10:37 GMT -5
._. Holy crap, I do. Why didn't I notice that before?
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Post by Soul Alchemist on Feb 28, 2009 22:12:43 GMT -5
here's my attempt at drawing a person on mspaint...it sucks... yeah...so, for the sake of people's eyesight, I'm never EVER going to try to draw people again. EVAR!
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