Hah, crazy convo on Omegle.com

[jakebob]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I dont' send pictures, if you don't want to talk to me, disconnet now.
You: o halo thar
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: wales
Stranger: =D
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: what's your name?
You: cool
You: Jake, sorry
Stranger: sorry for what/
Stranger: ?
You: don't worry
Stranger: I loved your name, jake
Stranger: my name is mariana
You: cool
Stranger: your language is english?
You: yep
Stranger: okay
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: I'm 15
You: ah
Stranger: whats "o halo thar"
Stranger: ?
You: it's "hello there" in a stupid way
Stranger: lol =D
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: Lock the cellar door?
Stranger: hum... nope
You: oddly, I'm listening to that son right now O.o
You: song*
Stranger: wow
You: it's really odd
Stranger: yeah! Oo
Stranger: do you like guitar hero/
Stranger: ?
You: yup XD
Stranger: me too! I'm addicted to it
Stranger: guitar hero 3
You: awesome me too
You: what difficulty can you play?
Stranger: hard, and some musics on expert
You: cool.
Stranger: I like Hier kommt Alex and Radio Song
Stranger: do you know them?
You: I'm getting better at hard, but Lou's kicking my ass at it
You: i've played 'em
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I love them! =D
You: I like the tracks
You: La Grange and Cliffs of Dover are great to play
Stranger: I looooove Cliffs of Dover!!
Stranger: ^^
You: Yeah!
You: I like One, but the second half's murder on my arm on Hard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: What about Through the fire and flames?
Stranger: it's impossible!
You: Yep
You: still only 3-star on medium
You: I've nearly hit 200-k on it though
Stranger: wow, I do only 10% on easy
Stranger: lol!
You: really? Once you get used to the speed of higher difficulties, they seem REALLY slow
You: I've 5-starred Fire and Flames on easy, but not hit all the notes
You: I can't actually go back to Easy mode now, it's just too easy
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: honestly XD
Stranger: =P
You: who's your fave character on GH3?
Stranger: that japanese girl
Stranger: xD
Stranger: I forgot her name
You: Midori?
Stranger: yeah!
You: I play as Axel Steel. All the others look too crazy
Stranger: but he's too big
Stranger: =D
You: true
You: what console you got it on? I've got it on the Wii.
Stranger: I've got it on the PS2, but I have wii too
You: Really? Cool, we could play against each other sometime
Stranger: how?
You: wait, just so i know, you said you had it on the PS2 and the Wii, right?
Stranger: no, I have only on PS2
Stranger: but I have the Wii too
You: ah, okay
You: i misread that
You: What've you got for the wii?
Stranger: but how do we play with other people on the wii? I just can't connect it to the internet
You: oh, that's annoying. I think you can get something that plugs into the USB port that'll then let you connect it straight into a modem
Stranger: aah okay
Stranger: i have to go, bye
You: either that, or mess with the wireless settings. I used a wired connection cause the wireless signal on the router's too crap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Very odd

[Saza]

Thats fun..

[Qwerty]

You like saying , don't you?

[tristan]

ok then..

[FlamingAero]

May 15, 2009 12:59:20 GMT -5 @jakebob said:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I dont' send pictures, if you don't want to talk to me, disconnet now.
You: o halo thar
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: wales
Stranger: =D
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: what's your name?
You: cool
You: Jake, sorry
Stranger: sorry for what/
Stranger: ?
You: don't worry
Stranger: I loved your name, jake
Stranger: my name is mariana
You: cool
Stranger: your language is english?
You: yep
Stranger: okay
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: I'm 15
You: ah
Stranger: whats "o halo thar"
Stranger: ?
You: it's "hello there" in a stupid way
Stranger: lol =D
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: Lock the cellar door?
Stranger: hum... nope
You: oddly, I'm listening to that son right now O.o
You: song*
Stranger: wow
You: it's really odd
Stranger: yeah! Oo
Stranger: do you like guitar hero/
Stranger: ?
You: yup XD
Stranger: me too! I'm addicted to it
Stranger: guitar hero 3
You: awesome me too
You: what difficulty can you play?
Stranger: hard, and some musics on expert
You: cool.
Stranger: I like Hier kommt Alex and Radio Song
Stranger: do you know them?
You: I'm getting better at hard, but Lou's kicking my arse at it
You: i've played 'em
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I love them! =D
You: I like the tracks
You: La Grange and Cliffs of Dover are great to play
Stranger: I looooove Cliffs of Dover!!
Stranger: ^^
You: Yeah!
You: I like One, but the second half's murder on my arm on Hard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: What about Through the fire and flames?
Stranger: it's impossible!
You: Yep
You: still only 3-star on medium
You: I've nearly hit 200-k on it though
Stranger: wow, I do only 10% on easy
Stranger: lol!
You: really? Once you get used to the speed of higher difficulties, they seem REALLY slow
You: I've 5-starred Fire and Flames on easy, but not hit all the notes
You: I can't actually go back to Easy mode now, it's just too easy
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: honestly XD
Stranger: =P
You: who's your fave character on GH3?
Stranger: that japanese girl
Stranger: xD
Stranger: I forgot her name
You: Midori?
Stranger: yeah!
You: I play as Axel Steel. All the others look too crazy
Stranger: but he's too big
Stranger: =D
You: true
You: what console you got it on? I've got it on the Wii.
Stranger: I've got it on the PS2, but I have wii too
You: Really? Cool, we could play against each other sometime
Stranger: how?
You: wait, just so i know, you said you had it on the PS2 and the Wii, right?
Stranger: no, I have only on PS2
Stranger: but I have the Wii too
You: ah, okay
You: i misread that
You: What've you got for the wii?
Stranger: but how do we play with other people on the wii? I just can't connect it to the internet
You: oh, that's annoying. I think you can get something that plugs into the USB port that'll then let you connect it straight into a modem
Stranger: aah okay
Stranger: i have to go, bye
You: either that, or mess with the wireless settings. I used a wired connection cause the wireless signal on the router's too crap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Very odd

"talk dirty to me"
"Lock the cellar door"

ROFL

[timmyboy]

Yes...odd, although I don't really see the point in omegle. Just go out into the street and ask if they play Guitar hero.

[jakebob]

May 16, 2009 10:20:04 GMT -5 FlamingAero said:

"talk dirty to me"
"Lock the cellar door"

ROFL

What I was going for XD

And Tim, It's easy to say that. How about you try it first?

[timmyboy]

Well...I wouldn't ask in the first place, I've never played GH.

[Qwerty]

Meh, I never took a liking to Omegle. Talking to total strangers, one-on-one, that you will never see again...

[darkraine]

Apparently there are a lot of spam bots on omegle . . . hmm . . . maybe I should go spam my website link thar
>_> . . .
<_< . . .
*runs to omegle*

[Qwerty]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I am conducting an anylysis of the effects of spambot problems
You: and occasional physological experiments
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Record time!

nevermind, I beat it. You don't even want to know how.

I did get this one, though...

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Omegle conversation log
2009-05-17
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am currently conducting a series of psychological tests, and I was wondering
Stranger: /me waits...
You: wow, you didn't disconnect
You: and I see the /me command doesn't work here
You: ah well
Stranger: meh, you ARE polite
Stranger: and yea...the /me command should work here imo
You: Yeah, but this IS one of the simpler chat areas I have seen
You: it has a place to insert text, a send button, and a disconnect button
You: no need to bother with font sizes, and colors, and multiple people
Stranger: well...considering it's for hooking up stranger with a stranger...
You: good point
You: ah, I have managed some pretty fast disconnects here
Stranger: by trolling?
You: nah
You: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I am conducting an analysis of the effects of spambot problems
You: and occasional psychological experiments
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: there was another point where I said one line, and they disconnected
Stranger: what are those experiments you're conducting for anyway?
You: Good question
You: but should I have to conduct any, this would be the perfect place
You: no bias in who you get
You: a double-blind test
Stranger: yea, it's even better than just picking random people on the street
You: oh yes
Stranger: and in here you get the entire WORLD to play with.
You: yeah
You: that is a lot of variety
Stranger: though many of those are internet trollers...
You: ah, yes
You: I have had a bit of experience with those... that was on a forum, though
You: You know, this is by far the longest conversation I have had here so far.
Stranger: yea, forum trolls are annoying, but on places like these, it's fair game, I guess.
You: yup
Stranger: I just noticed now that I generally don't use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence.
You: trolls, spammers...
You: etc, etc.
Stranger: yea...
You: Reminds me of this comment board I used to visit, till I found the forums
You: here are some quotes:
kol
kol
kol
kol
kol
kol
You: You guys arent as mean as me. I'm rude to my sister.
You: lol i hacked soccerkings id aswell
You: Hi
i like i like
You: and that's inthe first five posts
Stranger: "lol i hacked soccerkings id aswell" <- what does that even mean?
You: well, soccerking is one of the people there
You: one of the old members, you know
Stranger: ah, ok
Stranger: I usually use uppercase for ID, so my brain kind of misfired there.
You: yeah, that was a quote
You: the entire community there seems to have a high density of stupid
You: so...
Stranger: Doesn't beat the chaotic rampant intelligence some places on the 'net...
You: yup
You: just a sec, there is a thread full of quotes from this place
You: alright
You: one of my favorite quotes:
You: i im called hot chocolate]
You: anyway, most of them have a ton of inside jokes
Stranger: ever heard of the classic "Have any of you ever really decided to go want to do look more like?"
You: hmm
You: I don't think so...
Stranger: It's a 4chan thing...
You: ah
You: I try to stay away from those parts
You: I'm more of an Administrator-type-person
You: tell me if you can figure out what on earth this means: "stormtroopers things were a slide and a street light or basketball net. ps stromtrooper rules"
You: anyway
You: the amount of stupidity on the internet...
Stranger: In that case one would probably have to figure out the context, before going further (referring to quote)
You: It's interesting. When people no longer have to worry about consequences, short of death threats, they seem to let their true feelings show
You: that's the thing
You: that was the ENTIRE post
You: it reminds me of a different quote
You: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
Stranger: Many people troll away their stress on the Internet, and considering most people in the world are very stupid, it's not so hard to imagine that the Internet is the way it is today.
You: yup.
Stranger: yea...
Stranger: oh, and another one: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
You: I have been lucky. I found a forum back before people knew about it, and now that it's grown larger and it's the official forums, I can be first in the fight to hold back the stupidity of the internet a little longer
You: stupidity will win eventually
You: ah, yes.
Stranger: that quote goes hand in hand with "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
You: oh yes
You: they work well together
You: /me wonders what inspired the creation of omegle, and why there is always someone who happened to click the button within seconds of me.
You: still, it's nice to see someone polite here
Stranger: meh...I'm not polite all the time, though.
Stranger: I do have the urge to troll on omegle sometimes, I admit.
You: ah, it is nice to let it all out sometimes
You: which is why, on the forums, I have at least 5 alter-egos
Stranger: Ah, yea, ban-evading...
You: yup
You: and proxies
You: and you know the funniest part?
Stranger: TOR <3
You: Half the time, I'm the one to ban them.
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh yes
You: it is quite funny, especially for those in on the plan
You: and my proxies are unending
Stranger: if they are unending, how does your pc connect to the 'net?
You: well, I mean I have an unending number of them
You: when one is banned, I go get another
You: of course, mostly I try to be polite and all
Stranger: ah, sorry, thought you meant your proxy chain went on forever.
You: nah, that would be horrible
Stranger: yea
You: My psychological experiments, which I do conduct on occasion, have actually proved quite fruitful
You: although, what with the contaminated test group, perhaps not
Stranger: contaminated?
You: well, let's just say that, knowing them, it causes my subconscious to maintain a mental bias
You: which upsets test results
Stranger: ah, so you subconsciously alter the tests according to the subject
You: yes, when I know them
You: which is why I often hunt down random chatrooms and conduct them there
You: but, even there, all the people are the same personality type, to like the same thing
You: or similar personality types
Stranger: speaking of tests...weren't you going to ask me something at the beginning of this convo?
You: no, that was actually a test in itself
You: the was THE test
Stranger: ah, whether I disconnected or not?
You: yes
You: most people disconnect right away
Stranger: I think most of those people are looking either for cybersex, or trolling targets.
You: yup
You: and psychological profilers are not on their #1 list
Stranger: before you showed up, I've had 5 people disconnect when I said I was male
You: nice.
You: ~awkward silence~
Stranger: btw, it's 10:52(military hour) where I'm at
Stranger: and it's the Norwegian national holiday =)
You: ah
You: 1:53, military and standard, where I'm at
You: Southern California... it's awesome here...
Stranger: meh, I prefer Northern Norway, above the polar circle
Stranger: I live in the city with the northernmost brewery in the world
You: ooh
You: nice
You: cold there, huh?
Stranger: not now, though there is still some snow here and there, and up on the mountains
Stranger: lotsa sun right now
You: ah
You: our weather is 70 degrees and fair pretty much every day
You: it rains sometimes, but not often
Stranger: we only got about 15 Celsius here right now (that's about 50-60F)
You: Brrr
You: at least, it is to people from here
You: the weather here makes us...
You: not very resistant to cold
You: or heat
Stranger: yea, people born in climates such as northern norway tend to be more resistant to the cold
You: and people born in climates such as San Diego don't have resistance to heat or cold.
You: I have to go
Stranger: I think it has something to do with how the body stores fat
Stranger: ok, bye
You: bye
You have disconnected.

The alter-ego part was a lie psychological experiment. I don't even know any proxies that let you make accounts on forums, I've testing (for security purposes) on mine.

[PickleMan]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello, sweet
You: i wanna go to neopets but im here
You: help me
Stranger: do you go to Neopets?
You: yes
Stranger: what is that, acctually?
You: its fun
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 6
You: mommy said not to talk to strangers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Qwerty]

Amazing social skills.

[PickleMan]

Yep

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You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are u from
You: I was conducting
You: a series of psychological tests
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Stranger: hai
You: Are you interested in buying insurance?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Ok then
You: what type?
You: Life, auto, house, or computer
Stranger: anatomically correct body part .
You: Ok then
You: against what?
Stranger: Wing-dang-doodle .
You: would you like free installation?
Stranger: Yes pls.
You: Ok
You: when?

[artik]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi are you a girl or a man
You: KIDS DON'T PLAY WITH 2 MANY KNIVES
You: I'm a She-Man
You: Duh
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Stranger: hi
You: lolwut?
Stranger: yeah right
You: hy im cpyn nd pstn ds on a wbst sy hi
You: owt
You: u alrdy sd hi
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: OLOLOLOLOL
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: OOLDO
Stranger: roflmao
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[ROBiT]

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Stranger: hi
You: touch
You: my
You: PINGAS
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: asl
You: dont use hax, Cigarette . lol
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: What are you, a stalker?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: momy sed dont talk to stranjers
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[vaconcovat]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: Belgium yeah!
Stranger: IM ON SPEED
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: BRAH
Stranger: YEAH BRAH
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: dat dere copypasta
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: please tell me why
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: do we build castles in the sky
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: all you need to do is disconnect....
Stranger: all you need to do is disconnect....
You: f this

[Qwerty]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi there
You: wanna come into my truck? I have free candy!
Stranger: dont you think this site is full of sickos
You: yes
Stranger: hell yes. you even sound legit
You: yup!
Stranger: i love candy

It was a happy ending... he entered my truck, got his candy, and woke up in a back alley a few hours later.

[I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ)]

Omegle conversation log
2009-05-21
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey.
You: I'm bored
Stranger: I see.
You: Anything I can do?
Stranger: Well I do not know what you like to do.
You: play gasmes
Stranger: Games games?
Stranger: What kind of games?
You: adventure action platformer ones with boss fights
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: There was some new game coming out soon.
You: what
Stranger: Nice looking 2d scroller...
Stranger: Forgot its name...
Stranger: Trying to remember though.
You: is it online?
Stranger: What platforms do you own?
Stranger: Both.
Stranger: Coming for pc and ps3
You: does it cost money?
Stranger: Co-operative exists.
Stranger: It will.
Stranger: Around 5-12 usd I think.
You: ?
Stranger: Dollars.
Stranger: Around 120 swedish crowns.
You: What is the game like?
Stranger: Well I do not know about boss fights...
Stranger: There is three classes...
Stranger: Mage...warrior and hunter.
Stranger: Mage can use levitation to get across obstacles.
Stranger: Warrior can kinda smash his way through.
Stranger: And hunter use grappling hook and such.
You: whos making it?
Stranger: A small company...
Stranger: Aaah.
Stranger: I got it on my head...
You: A swedish company?
Connection asploded.

[dbsndust]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, from?
You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You:

You: WHO ARE YOU

You: MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN

You:



You: IT HAS HAX LOCK

You: ANDDDDDDD IT MAKES ME ANGRYYYYYYYY
You: IM FROM COLORADO

You: YOU?
You:

You: D:
You: ...
You: *waits*

Stranger: ömm
You: *whistles*

Stranger: ....ok
You: omg its gone
You: finally
You: YES

Stranger: eh....?
You: it was like stuck
You: i have windows 95 u see
Stranger: ok
You: keyboard got coffee spilled on it like 5 times
Stranger: thats cool
You: ....
You: how?

You: i think its bad luck
You: or stupid me
Stranger: maybe
You: and unfortunately the only key which gets stuck is left shift, tab, caps lock, left ctrl
You: so
Stranger: once my cocacola falled to keyboard
You: i have to use right shift
You: rly?

Stranger: or.. in fact it wasn't mine
You:

You: full can?

Stranger: so that was the positive thing.. it wasn't mine )
You: lol
You: but it was your keyboard?

Stranger: no
Stranger: it wasn't mine
You: ooooo thats style
Stranger: yep
You: hm
You: omg
Stranger: ok
You: the key next to s on the right side got stuk
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i hsd to press bsckspsce
You: oh
Stranger: interesting
You: plesse dont type something thst requires me to reply with sn <--s
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think to tell your age you don't need it
You: *brsces self*
Stranger: right?
You: oh
You: i didnt see thst psrt
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your age?
You: 8
You: *2.5
Stranger: eh?
Stranger: seriously
You: -5
Stranger: this is serious discussion
You: ...
You: rly
Stranger: yes
You: rly?
You: hmmm
Stranger: so, SERIOUSLY, your age is???
You: 15
Stranger: ok
Stranger: male or female?
You: grrr i need to reply with sn <--s
Stranger: no you don't
You: the first one
You:
Stranger: ok
You: solved
Stranger: yep
Stranger: yepyepyep
You: \m/
Stranger: are you gay?
You: wut
You: no
You: u?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
You: u femsle?
You: or msle
Stranger: whos that?
You: F or M
Stranger: m
You: kk
Stranger: ok
You: hmmm
Stranger: are you pineapple?
You: sey wut?
Stranger: yes
You: yees
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i should guess that
You: ...
Stranger: do you know, how many monkey is needed to change a lamp?
You: yes
Stranger: tell me plz
You: THIS IS SERIOUS DISCUSSSION BRO

Stranger: i agree
You: i object
Stranger: ok
You: i put it up to s vote
Stranger: ok
You: serious discussin or not
You: i vote nsy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm seriously
Stranger: very, very seriously
Stranger: cannot be more seriously
Stranger: it's impossible
Stranger: really
You: que?
Stranger: hablas español?
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: i just no que
You: psrlo itslisno
Stranger: i don't speak italiano
You: kk
Stranger: but i like pizza and pasta
Stranger: Talar du svenska?
You: ummmm
You: sweedish?
Stranger: yes
You: cslled it!
Stranger: ok
You: 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111
You: omg
Stranger: but.......
Stranger: Puhutko suomea?
You: yes
Stranger: No puhu sitten jotain
Stranger: tai sano
You: wss ist dis?
Stranger: Se on suomen kieltä
You: umm
Stranger: try to guess language!
You: erg
You: jspsnese@
Stranger: nope
Stranger: try tp guess!!
You: somslisn pirste
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Tämä on suomenkieltä!!
You: lsotisn
You: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoti@n
Stranger: iso tissi?
You: l@oti@n?

Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: ?
Stranger: ...yep
You: *does @ double t@ke*
Stranger: ok
You: *right*
You: *left*

Stranger: ok
Stranger: /o/
You: *omg its @ drug de@ler*
Stranger: \o\
You: *whsts he got?*
Stranger: \o/
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: ok
You: *he is selling ____*

You: ________
Stranger: what are you talking about
Stranger: you're WEIRD!!!
You: just n@me @ drug
You: so i c@n ste@l it from him
Stranger: ok
You: *c@ffiene*
Stranger: don't use ''@''
Stranger: it's discusting
You: *stesls his coke*

You: @ <----- looks like pinapple?

Stranger: nope
Stranger: not at all.....
You: rly?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im seriously
You: from where do you drsw these conclusions?

Stranger: really, really seriously
Stranger: from my head? o.O
Stranger: could it be... O.O
You: im reslly reslly seriously stesling thst guys cocs cols
Stranger: ok
Stranger: O_______________o
You: so whst do u think of omegle
You: or omgegs
You: omegs
Stranger: i don't think
You: OMEG@

You: my fsvorite letter
Stranger: if you once more use ''@'' i terminate this discussion
You: of the engrish slphsbet
You: WHST IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH THE ST SIGN?

Stranger: i don't like it
You: pls tell me why
You: perche?

Stranger: cause i don't like
You: pinespples?

Stranger: no
Stranger: nothing to do with pinapple
You: cocs cols?
Stranger: i prefer fanta
You: dont u wsnt s fsnts fsnts
Stranger: fanta, orange fanta
Stranger: ok
You:
You: commercisl
You: y do u liek fsnts?

Stranger: ok
Stranger: no
You: ?

You: u just ssid u like fsntss
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i said i prefer
Stranger: not like :C
You: orsnge fsnts
You: pj
You: pj
You: oh
Stranger: ok
You: soz bsd typing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think i continue trip
You: ?
Stranger: byebyebyebeybeybeyebyebyebeybeybeyebyebyebyebybeybeyebb
Stranger: ok
You: byeybyeybye?
Stranger: bye.. it's english
You: oh
Stranger: yep
You: i spesk engrish
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected

my long and awkward conversation which i tried to make awkward. i faked the keyboard stuff tho