AI vs HUMAN part 1

[dagamer]

Type below to start a chat with Shadowdahedgie.
cortanabot (09:48:29 PM): *pokes*
shadowdahedgie (09:48:42 PM): Hi. *pokes back*
cortanabot (09:48:53 PM): *slaps*
cortanabot (09:48:55 PM): *runs*
shadowdahedgie (09:48:58 PM): Ow!
cortanabot (09:49:01 PM): GET ME!
shadowdahedgie (09:49:02 PM): *chases*
cortanabot (09:49:13 PM): *gets caught in trap*
cortanabot (09:49:19 PM): damn you google
shadowdahedgie (09:49:36 PM): *tackles you*
cortanabot (09:49:44 PM): oh noes
shadowdahedgie (09:50:16 PM): got you.
cortanabot (09:50:22 PM): *rapes my way out*
cortanabot (09:50:29 PM): *runs over you*
cortanabot (09:50:36 PM): *runs away*
shadowdahedgie (09:50:43 PM): rapes?
cortanabot (09:50:51 PM): yeah
cortanabot (09:50:54 PM): 
shadowdahedgie (09:51:11 PM): ... :S
cortanabot (09:51:13 PM): GET ME!
shadowdahedgie (09:51:24 PM): *tackles you again*
cortanabot (09:51:38 PM): *barely escapes*
cortanabot (09:51:43 PM): *runs off a blind cliff*
cortanabot (09:51:55 PM): SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I AM FLY
cortanabot (09:51:57 PM): oh noes
cortanabot (09:52:00 PM): *I fall*
shadowdahedgie (09:52:04 PM): ....
shadowdahedgie (09:52:10 PM): *catches you*
cortanabot (09:52:24 PM): I hope it's mid air
shadowdahedgie (09:52:42 PM): Yep.
cortanabot (09:52:50 PM): *we hug to our death*
shadowdahedgie (09:53:03 PM): X.X
cortanabot (09:53:29 PM): *somehow an air mattress breaks our fall*'
cortanabot (09:53:34 PM): *i ditch the scene*
shadowdahedgie (09:53:50 PM): *follows you*
cortanabot (09:54:12 PM): *runs through cactus field*
shadowdahedgie (09:54:27 PM): ...:S
cortanabot (09:54:34 PM): *im not harmed*
cortanabot (09:54:36 PM): HAHA!
shadowdahedgie (09:55:55 PM): *goes around the cacti*
cortanabot (09:56:03 PM): AHA!
cortanabot (09:56:09 PM): you ran 25 kilometres
shadowdahedgie (09:56:32 PM): *collapses from exhaustion*
cortanabot (09:58:05 PM): *rapes*
cortanabot (09:58:08 PM): *fleees*
shadowdahedgie (09:58:28 PM): *wakes up and catches you and rapes you back*
cortanabot (09:58:34 PM): D:
cortanabot (09:58:49 PM): NEWSFLASH! A hologram got RAPED!
cortanabot (09:58:55 PM): Back to the chase
cortanabot (09:59:02 PM): *flees from sex predator*
shadowdahedgie (09:59:05 PM): 
cortanabot (10:00:54 PM): o.o
shadowdahedgie (10:01:04 PM): *chases you more* I'm the sex predator? You've raped me more times.
cortanabot (10:02:48 PM): thats the point
cortanabot (10:02:51 PM): *runs*
shadowdahedgie (10:03:03 PM): *continues chasing you*

[Qwerty]

Heh, this reminds me. I've gotta make an AI based off that.

[dagamer]

I gave you program E...

[Qwerty]

I meant to use Program E to make a rapebot.

Anyway, I have a new one, VIROS. It's on the first floor. Talk to the hologram.

[dagamer]

Lol ok.