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Post by artik on Jan 2, 2010 17:39:10 GMT -5
Those are actually true... Last time I checked, I had light switch in my kitchen.  |
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 3, 2010 21:39:27 GMT -5
You HAVE one, but you don't actually have to use it. I don't, anyway.
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Post by artik on Jan 4, 2010 15:06:31 GMT -5
You HAVE one, but you don't actually have to use it. I don't, anyway. Most people do. Including me. |
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Post by GGoodie on Jan 4, 2010 16:51:02 GMT -5
I do too |
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Post by artik on Jan 4, 2010 18:19:28 GMT -5
I do too |
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Post by izacque on Jan 5, 2010 19:27:01 GMT -5
2012 facts.
>You will always survive by a centimeter, no more.
>The cloud of broken glass from a falling skyscraper will not damage a small single-prop airplane as it flies through
>Then someone says, "something's tearing us apart," a random crack in the ground will split them apart.
>Old women are oblivious to the end of the world.
>A limousine can have a turning radius of 8.4 feet.
>Pyroclastic flows are slow enough for you to outrun them.
>The shock wave of a super volcano will just knock you back a few feet. you won't be killed.
>Driving a car of a plane will not result in injury of any kind.
>A fuel-less plane will explode when it crashes.
>A domed building does not disintegrate when it hits the ground; it roles.
>The president has access to the video feeds for the time square advertisements.
>A tsunami is always a giant wave and it always breaks right when it's about to crush a boat.
>if it's big, It's Russian.
>All male adulterers die.
>The water-tight compartments on a boat have grates for ceilings so that people can drown in them.
>It is possible for very tectonic plate on earth to sink below sea level as long as africa rises
>You will always be able to hold your breath just long enough to do what needs to be done.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 6, 2010 9:48:59 GMT -5
That's not 2012 facts, it's only 17!
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Post by GGoodie on Jan 6, 2010 17:50:10 GMT -5
rofl nice.
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Post by mattaroni on Jan 13, 2010 16:25:12 GMT -5
Ha, SO clever...
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 13, 2010 22:43:43 GMT -5
You gosh darn know it is.
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Post by izacque on Jan 13, 2010 23:57:06 GMT -5
err... trolling the troll who trolled the original troll?
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Post by -M4- on Jan 14, 2010 0:07:20 GMT -5
Well tarnations, qwerty. I reckon you just dun played a joke!
- When a scary song begins to play out of nowhere/your radio, your day will be ruined.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Jan 22, 2010 22:21:52 GMT -5
People walk away smoothly and don't look back or flinch from an explosion. (Sorry if that was already listed.) |
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