Some things that don't make sense.

[rubiksmaster123]

1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow?

2. Why can you just walk from Town to SM Shrine without battling anything?

3. How come the Castle has a gate but SM Shrine doesn't?

4. How are wheels alive?

5. How does a sonic punch have splash damage?

6. Why do the wheels look like hexagons?

[Qwerty]

The bows from the sky have gravity on their side and are very fast, you can walk because... By beating each boss you magically open a portal to skip that level... or something, submarines don't have time for gates, the wheels were magically brought to life by the evil monster thing trying to take over the land of Stick using it's generals, the Castle Boss and the creature in the Submarine Shrine, which in turn summon one boss per stage, which summon a bunch of creatures to inhabit the stage. You know, the usual.

[rubiksmaster123]

wow... nice trying to counter each one. I'll add more if I think about it.

[shadowsrandom]

Feb 26, 2010 20:59:24 GMT -5 rubiksmaster123 said:

1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow?

2. Why can you just walk from Town to SM Shrine without battling anything?

3. How come the Castle has a gate but SM Shrine doesn't?

4. How are wheels alive?

5. How does a sonic punch have splash damage?

6. Why do the wheels look like hexagons?

While we're at it how the heck is half of these weapons possible?
It's a game, it doesn't need sense.

[Qwerty]

Sonic Punch has splash damage because it is so fast it temporarily liquifies the air.

The wheels look like hexagons because they are hexagonal wheels.

The weapons are possible cause nanotechnology.

[Randomness]

Feb 26, 2010 20:59:24 GMT -5 rubiksmaster123 said:

1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow?

The magical bow that make every arrow poison is sold for a bow that can shoot a lot of arrows at once. The arrows themselves are nothing, it all in the bow. Some bow is limited in power but can shoot arrows in a 3 way (or more) path.

2. Why can you just walk from Town to SM Shrine without battling anything?

Notice how it is always night. When traveling pass many stages you often rest and tent out until the monsters are gone. You pick a stage to train there, otherwise you wait it out. The game speed this up. Monsters are always out at night so the game is always night time so you can train.

3. How come the Castle has a gate but SM Shrine doesn't?

You could just swim over it...What the point?

4. How are wheels alive?



5. How does a sonic punch have splash damage?

Power of sound of course. You punch so hard that even the recoil does damage.

6. Why do the wheels look like hexagons?

Unlike an armadillo, they can't change at will so they need to be able to stop at anytime using the flat surface of their bodies.

KTHXBAI

[Qwerty]

Answer to all questions:

Because of Chuck Norris.

[Randomness]

Feb 26, 2010 23:15:59 GMT -5 Qwerty said:

Answer to all questions:

42

Fixed

[Qwerty]

You dare defy Chuck Norris?

But, yeah, both of those work as answers to all of them.

[ruisen2000]

also gunner shouldn't be there, all the other characters have ancient weapons, like who uses bows these days and who used swords?? so the game is kinda in the past, but then here comes gunner with fancy technology...
lol basicly nothing in the game makes sense. they didn't explain how the monsters get ther and how "new monster" are occoring in new stages.. lolz

[Qwerty]

Lightsabers and laser weapons mixed in with a bow-and-arrow. Something is wrong here.

Clearly they are here as part of a time-travel accident, and so are the enemies. The new ones are because they are adapting to the situation.

Here's a question: Why is it that, with enough rice cakes, you can recover from any injury, now matter how grievous?

[shadowsrandom]

Mar 8, 2010 18:53:05 GMT -5 Qwerty said:

Lightsabers and laser weapons mixed in with a bow-and-arrow. Something is wrong here.

Clearly they are here as part of a time-travel accident, and so are the enemies. The new ones are because they are adapting to the situation.

Here's a question: Why is it that, with enough rice cakes, you can recover from any injury, now matter how grievous?

Giant magic rice cakes.
Seriously though the rice cakes are huge compared to them.
Yet they vanish at touch.

[ruisen2000]

Mar 8, 2010 21:51:14 GMT -5 shadowsrandom said:

Mar 8, 2010 18:53:05 GMT -5 Qwerty said:

Lightsabers and laser weapons mixed in with a bow-and-arrow. Something is wrong here.

Clearly they are here as part of a time-travel accident, and so are the enemies. The new ones are because they are adapting to the situation.

Here's a question: Why is it that, with enough rice cakes, you can recover from any injury, now matter how grievous?

Giant magic rice cakes.
Seriously though the rice cakes are huge compared to them.
Yet they vanish at touch.

lol the stickman has adaped to eat really fast so they don't get attacked when they have lunch/dinner/breakfirst

[Qwerty]

I suppose so. Those rice cakes are bigger than they are! Actually, being sticks, pretty much ANYTHING is bigger than they are.

[rubiksmaster123]

how can a glove shoot fire?

[shadowsrandom]

Mar 15, 2010 18:38:55 GMT -5 rubiksmaster123 said:

how can a glove shoot fire?

Obviously by a mini flamethrower that ejects flammable gas every punch causing it to shoot fire

[aeonmasamune]

Is it just me, or do rice cakes as shown in the game, look more like mushrooms than actual rice cakes?

[shadowsrandom]

Mar 22, 2010 13:55:05 GMT -5 aeonmasamune said:

Is it just me, or do rice cakes as shown in the game, look more like mushrooms than actual rice cakes?

Eh, they look like rice cakes...

On a side note.
I could probably explain every weapon... So go ahead and shoot.

[Randomness]

Rice cakes are magical, why else would they stay together underwater?

[microfarad]

Yeah, gunner does not belong in the game.