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Post by Qwerty on Mar 23, 2010 18:42:43 GMT -5
Especially the laser gunners. Still, I wanna pit a team of laser gunners against a team of Gladiators with Lightsabers in VS mode just to see what will happen.
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 23:01:18 GMT -5
Why do the rice cakes look like houses?
Why are there no monsters in town?
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Post by Randomness on Mar 31, 2010 23:41:19 GMT -5
Why do the rice cakes look like houses? Why are there no monsters in town? I believe houses are being made to look like rice cakes, not the other way around. Village is on an island. No monsters near that area seem to like light so they stay in the caves. Town is close to opening street. The weakest monster have 10 LP so beside a few rats or bugs, I doubt anything is weak enough to be in town.
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Post by shadowsrandom on Apr 1, 2010 6:55:15 GMT -5
If that's the case are they bouncy houses then?
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Post by rule1and2 on Apr 24, 2010 0:26:12 GMT -5
This is not real life therefore it does not need to have the same attributes. Etc, pokemon balls inrl don't actually open by themselves and release mutated monsters, do they? Eg, Twilight has vampires and inrl doesn't. It's like you're saying that movies that aren't similiar to real life are complete fail.
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Post by shadowsrandom on Apr 24, 2010 6:32:55 GMT -5
This is not real life therefore it does not need to have the same attributes. Etc, pokemon balls inrl don't actually open by themselves and release mutated monsters, do they? Eg, Twilight has vampires and inrl doesn't. It's like you're saying that movies that aren't similiar to real life are complete fail. They aren't vampires, they are lies.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 24, 2010 12:21:39 GMT -5
That sorta isn't the point of the thread. The point is to make fun of the things that make no sense, and come up with (usually ridiculous) explanations for that.
Also, I'm sure poke-balls do open and release mutated monsters, except they don't quite exist.
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Post by Elmach on May 9, 2010 23:03:16 GMT -5
Search for more questions...
AHA!
How come the Green Smiley Walkers aren't extinct despite the fact that they are killed easily?
Why don't the monsters attack each other?
Why are goldfish immune to everything? And why is there about one per pond? And how can they reproduce?
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Post by shadowsrandom on May 10, 2010 15:21:24 GMT -5
Search for more questions...AHA! How come the Green Smiley Walkers aren't extinct despite the fact that they are killed easily? They Reproduce like bunnies on speed.Why don't the monsters attack each other? Cause they like each other, OBVIOUSLY.Why are goldfish immune to everything? And why is there about one per pond? And how can they reproduce? They are injected with magical powers, and because they were set there. As for reproduction it's the same as any other animals way of doing such...
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Post by disabled on May 10, 2010 16:06:07 GMT -5
What I don't get is this:
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Post by Qwerty on May 10, 2010 18:45:25 GMT -5
Ah, so true. Maybe they just avoid it.
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Post by rubiksmaster123 on May 10, 2010 19:28:11 GMT -5
Lol. I created this thread for a fun thread. Now people are like coming up with really weird ones.
@above: Lol. i never noticed that.
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Post by Rabidbadger on May 13, 2010 10:36:38 GMT -5
1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow? Because Isaac Newton invented gravity. So there. 2. Why can you just walk from Town to SM Shrine without battling anything? Because when travelling to a place you have found, the rangers initiate a temporal vortex that allows them to instantaneously arrive at said location. 3. How come the Castle has a gate but SM Shrine doesn't? Because the Castle boss and his minions have hands to build walls/gates. I never saw a Stick Ranger fish with arms... 4. How are wheels alive? Thanks to Schroedinger's law, if a cat can be alive and dead at the same time, so can a wheel. 5. How does a sonic punch have splash damage? The sonic boom created by the glove destroys the eardrums of nearby things. (The boxer wears earmuffs.) 6. Why do the wheels look like hexagons? Because I just ran out of ideas. 7. How come the Green Smiley Walkers aren't extinct despite the fact that they are killed easily? They are extinct. The ones you see are just cardboard mock-ups with an automated shotgun in their heads. 8. Why don't the monsters attack each other? Because Dan-Ball forgot to allow them to. 9. Why are goldfish immune to everything? And why is there about one per pond? And how can they reproduce? They are hermaphrodites. They are the only Dan-Ball enemies allowed to attack each other, so there is one per pond. They are immune to everything because they hacked the script. Simple.
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Post by disabled on May 13, 2010 13:36:39 GMT -5
1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow? Because Isaac Newton invented gravity. So there. And because of the gravity you have to invest a huge amount of your energy into the arrow flying upwards in the first place. In the end, it doesn't matter, if you shoot an arrow straight to your enemy or from a high angle. (Unless you take air drag into account.)
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Post by Qwerty on May 14, 2010 8:49:01 GMT -5
1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow? Cause of Gravity's increased effect.
2. Why can you just walk from Town to SM Shrine without battling anything? Cause, they find shortcuts.
3. How come the Castle has a gate but SM Shrine doesn't? The castle is an actual castle. As such it needs a gate. SM Shrine is just a spot of ocean.
4. How are wheels alive? They aren't really alive. It is just walkers in vehicles. Plus they are really intelligent.
5. How does a sonic punch have splash damage? Cause the glove just moves so fast it actually hits all the nearby enemies in one hit.
6. Why do the wheels look like hexagons? Have you ever tried stopping a circle? They can control the vehicles, but not THAT well.
7. How come the Green Smiley Walkers aren't extinct despite the fact that they are killed easily? Really fast reproduction. Same way all the creatures come back. Plus, look how many there are!
8. Why don't the monsters attack each other? They are really intelligent, and know that they have a better chance if they work together. See wheels.
9. Why are goldfish immune to everything? And why is there about one per pond? And how can they reproduce? Goldfish? Immune to everything? Are we talking about an enemy here, or a garnish?
New question: Why don't rangers with splash damage affect each other?
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Post by disabled on May 14, 2010 19:12:07 GMT -5
1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow? Because Isaac Newton invented gravity. So there. And because of the gravity you have to invest a huge amount of your energy into the arrow flying upwards in the first place. In the end, it doesn't matter, if you shoot an arrow straight to your enemy or from a high angle. (Unless you take air drag into account.) 1. Why are bows that hit by shooting into the sky stronger than those shot directly from the crossbow? Cause of Gravity's increased effect. And because of the gravity you have to invest a huge amount of your energy into the arrow flying upwards in the first place. In the end, it doesn't matter if you shoot an arrow straight to your enemy or from a high angle Who is the next one to answer and say that gravity increases the damage?
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Post by Qwerty on May 14, 2010 21:50:38 GMT -5
Well, yes, according to the laws of physics that is true. But SR has a different set of laws of physics. All the players are really just weaklings and the arrows are filled with helium. Which doesn't change the laws of physics. But still.
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Post by Elmach on May 24, 2010 0:10:26 GMT -5
9. Why are goldfish immune to everything? And why is there about one per pond? And how can they reproduce? Goldfish? Immune to everything? Are we talking about an enemy here, or a garnish? Goldfish in Cavern Series. There is usually one per pond, though the bigger ones have two (That's how they reproduce!) and every weapon does 1 damage. They have no weaknesses. I've got an answer to my question (9) now: They are the only Dan-Ball enemies allowed to attack each other, so there is one per pond. They are immune to everything because they hacked the script. Simple. Except, the big ponds are where they reproduce. New question: Why don't rangers with splash damage affect each other? Because the 6 original classes developed together, so they made armor that is immune to each other. The monsters don't have them because they are the wrong shape. The stickmen are too big to wear them. The classes that aren't in the game--like nonja-- were developed separately, so they never made armor. Question: There is only one Grey Boss Smiley Walker. So why is there always one, even after you kill it? Question: Why are there always the same number and kind of enemies in each stage?
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Post by Rabidbadger on May 24, 2010 1:39:41 GMT -5
Question: Where did the Castle Boss get the money to buy all those bombs? And where do the bombs come from? Stickmen don't have pockets... o.O
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Post by Qwerty on May 24, 2010 9:06:07 GMT -5
He stores them in his head, I suppose.
As for the Boss, he clearly has a nest somewhere that produces exactly one every time you beat him.
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