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Post by wxg58 on Mar 11, 2010 1:18:53 GMT -5
I look at the dead, headless corpse and shrug and walk away, unfortunately, there is a zombie outbreak and the headless body chases after me and tries to bite me, good thing zombies are slow but I slipped over and it catches up to me, however, having no head, it can't bite me but the police see me with a headless corpse and think that I am a murderer, I get shot and die.
I drop the copper's gun and one bullet.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 11, 2010 10:06:55 GMT -5
I use it for target practice, and end up shooting my eye out. And a hole in my brain.
I drop my brain.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 11, 2010 16:59:39 GMT -5
I surgically implant the brain, but explode from all of the information. I drop Weegee.
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Post by nmagain on Mar 11, 2010 19:18:49 GMT -5
i touch weegee he randomly explodes i drop a magical floating shiny object
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 12, 2010 0:35:11 GMT -5
I accidentally swallow it.
I drop the Blade of Qwerty.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Mar 13, 2010 4:15:20 GMT -5
I pick it up, but then I got spontaneously hit by a Phoenix Mk. 256 MCP (For those who don't know, thats a large tank) that was running its paces on the course.
The blade went flying away, and the tank killed me. Unfortunately, my combat knife hit a weak point in the tank's forward left tread, which disattached it.
So, yea. I left a large, heavy, metal tank tread.
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Post by wxg58 on Mar 13, 2010 5:36:22 GMT -5
You drop it onto me and I'm just dead and mangled, people think I am a zombie or something so they keep on stabbing me with forks.
I drop a fork.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Mar 13, 2010 17:04:48 GMT -5
I pick up the fork, and then stumble, Fork tight in my hand, my helmet falling towards the instrument...
I scratched my helmet. But then there was a horrific accident when a D77 Dropship's rear right engine blew out, and it came cascading down onto me.
I leave a massive heap of molten, burning metals, fuels, and munitions.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 15, 2010 20:17:53 GMT -5
Fox, those deaths have nothing to do with the actual object. You would have died had the previous person dropped the object or not. I'll respond to that post once you make a death that actually follows the rules of the thread.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Mar 17, 2010 18:37:55 GMT -5
This game is fairly easy. The idea is to kill yourself in the most create way as possible with a ceratin object then drop and object of your choice. eg: Wxg58: I shoot myself and I drop a taser User: I take a bath and accidently drop the taser in and I get electricuted. I drop a bomb Rules: Please use the previous item someone dropped Try and keep on topic No double posting. [GO!] I shoot myself and I drop a bed. Lets consult the rules. >> I was, indeed, creative >> The Fork, was, indeed, used in my post >> I was, indeed, on topic >> I did not double post Furthermore, had I not tripped, I would have kept walking (as I have to be walking to stumble) and not been on the ground. If you knew anything about a D77, you'd know that there are still three vector thrusters and an insane amount of airdrag slowing it down, and I would, in fact, not have been crushed by it. Had I not bent over to pick up the fork, i would not have stumbled, would not have been in the way, and therefore would not have died. I've justified my case, so suck it up, because I'm not posting a new one.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 17, 2010 20:52:28 GMT -5
And why would anyone but you know about a D77?
Anyway, the fork didn't exactly cause you to stumble directly, and I don't see how that tank wouldn't have hit you if the BoQ wouldn't have been there. I guess you technically used the object in the post, although it didn't lead directly to your death.
Anyway, I see the pile of stuff, and a random weight falls on me. That logic seems to work with you, so I'll just go with it.
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Post by ownedbyglove on Mar 18, 2010 19:51:25 GMT -5
I pick up the weight, drop it on my foot, jumping and screaming, hit a rocket ship, my shirt get s snagged, and it lifts off. However, thankfully, due to my gravity and energy redirector, I survive the flight. However, near the moon, it malfunctions, and the moon comes towards me, hitting me and leading me into a pit of superballs. That bounces me near Jupiter at just enough speed so i get slingshotted into a black-white hole wormhole, which deposits me into Proxima Centauri. I drop the moon.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 18, 2010 20:04:30 GMT -5
It falls right onto me. This is a problem because I am on Earth, and the Moon crashing into the Earth makes it go bye-bye.
I drop my vaporized particles, scattered far apart. Hint: Even subatomic particles can effect things.
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Post by ownedbyglove on Mar 18, 2010 20:25:02 GMT -5
I walk along when suddenly the subatomic particle hits the highly unstable nuclear alloy in my pocket, mutating me into a burger. Mr.T and Chuck Norris see me, and get in a fight over me. A stray throw from mr.T throws me through Super Dave's cannon, and I get stuck on his helmet. The change of trajectory launches him through the earth's core, and I get crisped. I drop a piece of burnt lettuce.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 18, 2010 20:26:49 GMT -5
I choke on it.
I drop a knife.
I'm just boring like that.
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Post by ownedbyglove on Mar 18, 2010 21:50:45 GMT -5
The knife lands on my shoe, but, luckily, it goes between my toes. I take it out. however, the slit on my shoe, gets stuck on a fire hydrant, which blows, sending me and the cap flying, we hit a pit of mercury, and a laser reflects off of it, barely missing me. However, it hits powder, which makes a large fire, the wind of which lifts me into the air. I land on a Jet. Then a jar of jelly from a plane above hits me in the head. Then, the Sandwich Pirates complete the sandwich by dropping the world's largest peanut butter jar on me. The highly unstable atomic nuclear alloy from before lands on me and blows up. the resulting burger flood raises me to mars, where i am mistaken for a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and eaten. I drop 1,000,000,000,000,000,000x1,000,000,000,000,000 burgers.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 18, 2010 23:05:25 GMT -5
I eat them and explode.
I drop what would have been left of those burgers had they gone through my digestive system. In one gigantic pile.
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Post by darkraine on Mar 18, 2010 23:23:34 GMT -5
I dig myself a burrow in the mass of digested burgers and invite a family of moles over to share tea and crumpets, but the roof caves in and while the moles burrow away to safety I suffocate in the pile of digested food.
I drop the Official Dan-Ball Forums.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 18, 2010 23:58:42 GMT -5
Dungbeetles probably would have done better.
I try to eat it, but it's too big and the edges are too sharp, so I die.
I drop the color blue.
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Post by darkraine on Mar 19, 2010 18:14:14 GMT -5
I try snorting the colour blue causing my lungs to explode.
I drop qwerty on the head.
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