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Post by wxg58 on Mar 22, 2010 3:06:01 GMT -5
The letters of the username disperse everywhere and I get impaled.
i drop Tuesday.
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Post by charrx on Mar 22, 2010 5:37:17 GMT -5
Tuesday hits my head and breaks my neck.
I drop a superball
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 22, 2010 8:57:28 GMT -5
It bounces around...
...right into my mouth. I choke.
I drop large amounts of nitro.
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Post by ownedbyglove on Mar 23, 2010 18:51:49 GMT -5
I walk around in the nitro, in my new cape, but then slipping. This catapults me on to the superball, which launches me into the air, and blows up the nitro, Sending me to jet altitude, where i discover my flying powers. Suddenly, an airplane comes along, my cape gets caught, and i get shredded. I drop a piece of cape.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 23, 2010 21:15:29 GMT -5
I pick it up. It is so small and fabric-y... I once again choke on it.
Right before I die, I poo out the fabric.
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Post by Phantom Zero on Mar 24, 2010 19:23:09 GMT -5
the fabric lands on my eyes causing me to go temporarly blind i run into a geth firing a roket at me causing me to go blind and i fall down a well hitting timmy killing me on impact. timmy flys up from me and lands unhamred.
i drop a timmy
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 24, 2010 21:07:30 GMT -5
He gets angry and kills me.
I drop a whole lot of blood, but it's scattered on the ground.
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Post by Saza on Mar 27, 2010 23:19:46 GMT -5
I choke on the blood, and drop a hammer. Also, thread is 7331 in URL
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Post by Elmach on Mar 27, 2010 23:37:08 GMT -5
I pick up the hammer, and throw it away.
The fishes which got hit by the hammer are scared and swim away.
A shark finds the fishes, and swims towards me.
The hammer flies into the air and hits my nose. I fall into the shark.
I drop a hammer and a nose.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 28, 2010 0:51:59 GMT -5
I place the hammer on a table, act like I'm stealing someone's nose with the nose, and they think I'm serious and smash my brains in with the hammer.
I drop an angry, homicidal maniac.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 30, 2010 21:14:29 GMT -5
The angry homicidal maniac suddenly becomes angry, homicidal, and maniacal. I shoot him with the potato gun in my hand. He dies somehow. The knife in his hand is hit by the ricocheting chunk of potato. The knife flies up into my potato gun, causing it to backfire and shoot the potato out. The potato hits my windpipe and I suffocate. Epically.
I drop a potato gun with a potato chunk in the chamber and a knife sticking out the front.
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 0:20:56 GMT -5
I pick up the potato gun, with the knife pointing at an open microwave. I press the trigger. The chunk of potato flies into the microwave, and the knife sets the timer on the microwave.
(10 minutes later)
I open the microwave and eat the potato. The potato, being in the potato gun for a long time before this, was infected. Thus, I die of smallpox.
I drop a smallpox-infected cooked chunk of potato and a microwave with a knife stuck in it.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Mar 31, 2010 0:34:22 GMT -5
Ooh-la-laa! Now this is my kind of game! ;D
I take the knife out of the microwave. I use it to carve a certain girl name into my arm. I then stab myself in the heart. I die.
I drop the bloody knife.
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 0:43:04 GMT -5
I step on the bloody knife. The knife sticks into my foot, and I trip. I fall on the cooked, smallpox-infected chunk of potato. The knife falls out of my foot, and my foot touches the potato. I, again, am infected by smallpox. I drop: - A smallpox-infected, bloody knife covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato
- A smallpox-infected, bloody foot covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato
Please use both knife and foot.
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Post by Knowledge on Mar 31, 2010 17:27:01 GMT -5
Using the smallpox-infected, bloody knife covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato and the smallpox-infected, bloody foot covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato I cram each object down my throat I choke soon after leaving my smallpox infected body complete with hybrid mech tentacles also infected with smallpox.
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 18:38:36 GMT -5
Using the smallpox-infected, bloody knife covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato and the smallpox-infected, bloody foot covered in smallpox-infected, mashed, cooked potato I cram each object down my throat I choke soon after leaving my smallpox infected body complete with hybrid mech tentacles also infected with smallpox. I don't understand. I will assume you crammed the knife into your stomach using my foot, and dropped your body with hybrid mechanical tentacles (all with smallpox and potato)
There was an outbreak of somnium around here. (virus that turns people into zombies, from Zombie Survival Guide) The smallpox-infected zombie with tentacles starts chasing me. I trip on a bloody microwave (earlier post). The zombie vomits up a foot, and trips on it, falling into the microwave. The zombie gets stuck in the microwave, and the tentacles close it and set the microwave to 10 seconds. The microwave explodes, vaporizing the zombie, tentacles, knife, potato, foot, my body, etc. etc. The only thing left behind: A mass of vaporized somnium, smallpox, knife, potato, and human.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 31, 2010 19:55:08 GMT -5
I walk into the cloud of toxic vapors and become infected with all of the above. I die, but come back to life as a mutant half man-half potato zombie with one foot, smallpox, tentacles, a microwave cannon (mutant form of microwave), and a machete (mutant form of knife).
I drop me. (mutant half man-half potato zombie with one foot, smallpox, tentacles, a microwave cannon, and a machete)
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 31, 2010 20:05:31 GMT -5
I choke on you.
I drop a steak knife.
COMBO BREAKER!
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 20:05:58 GMT -5
I walk into your sight. The half-man half-potato zombie shoots smallpox-infected, somnium-infected mashed cooked potato and microwaves(energy) at me. I dodge it, and get inside the vapor. I die, and turn into a half-man half-potato zombie armed with a micro-cannon(microwave cannon).
The zombies notice each other, and shoot microwaves(energy) and smallpox/somnium-infected mashed potato at each other. The zombies vaporize. The mass of gas turns into a smallpox somnium cloud.
I leave behind lots of smallpox-infected, somnium-infected mashed cooked potatoes.
To clean up this mess, I will appear again and use the steak knife and the potatoes:
I use the steak knife to chop up the potatoes and serve them to the people at my resturaunt. They become zombies and eat me up.
I leave behind 10 zombies.
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Post by Skribbblie on Mar 31, 2010 20:26:45 GMT -5
I run into the restaurant and shoot all of the zombies dead with a shotgun. I then walk over to electricmachines' body and shoot it five times. I then die of bad karma and negative feelings.
I drop a shotgun, 11 mutilated corpses, one normal corpse, two cartridges, and a dark cloud of negativity. Or maybe just fumes from the grease fire in the kitchen.
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