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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 10, 2010 12:22:27 GMT -5
I pump fifteen gallons of water into your bloodstream. You pass out, and you can't feel your head. I am suffering from malnutrition after being left in that incinerator for so long.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 11, 2010 19:21:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I'd give you[shadow=red,left,300] some food,[/shadow] but[/glow] I passed
I wake up. I give you a cheeseburger. My head [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300] STILL[/shadow][/glow] hurts.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Apr 11, 2010 21:38:22 GMT -5
I cut off your head.
But then I get thrown in prison and stub my toe rather badly.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 11, 2010 22:52:59 GMT -5
I break you out of prison and run you to the nearest drugstore, where a hello-kitty band-aid is promptly applied.
I'm now wanted in three four states and there is a manhunt across the state of Florida (Honestly, I didn't know it was illegal on the beach! Its not like anyone got hurt!)
Oh, right, medical relation? I missed the barge to south africa (where I would have caught the next Phoenix Cargo Ship back to Antartica) so I attempted to swim after it (better than waiting).
Well it didn't work, and i've got hypothermia.
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Apr 12, 2010 23:19:27 GMT -5
I stick you in the Nonja torture chamber. Not in a torture cell, but close enough to the pit of lava to be very, very warm. Also, Nonja medics take care of the other stuff.
...But then I fall in. Halp, only have a couple seconds here.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 18, 2010 2:05:04 GMT -5
Yes, well the Nonja medics rush over to pull you out and treat you.
Now i'm halfway through surgery and going into shock.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 18, 2010 14:23:21 GMT -5
I do nothing. Hey, the doctors doing the surgery will help you.
My head is in my arms.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 22, 2010 22:48:38 GMT -5
And your point is...?
I can't remember if I am suffering from amnesia or not...
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Post by Elmach on Apr 26, 2010 1:00:29 GMT -5
I, err.. throw my head at your head, knocking both heads off, causing your amnesia to end.
My head is on the floor, I have no idea where my body is, and I would like my head to be back on my body. And I'm hungry. And my head hurts.
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 11, 2010 18:22:20 GMT -5
I put your head on your body and attack it with a short piece of Scotch tape. I get stepped on by Castle Boss.
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Post by Elmach on May 15, 2010 13:33:11 GMT -5
I get Smoky, who gets Paradox, who gets Temporarily9, and they kill the Castle Boss.
I was hit by a stray poison arrow. And my head [glow=red,2,300]STILL[/glow] hurts. It has been hurting for 13 posts.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 16, 2010 13:58:50 GMT -5
I hand you an antidote for the poison. Oops! It was rat poison. Sorry! I hand you an aspirin. And a glass of orange juice. I then force-feed you the aspirin and orange juice.
I have bad gas.
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 17, 2010 22:49:59 GMT -5
I nuke you, releasing it all in one big BOOM.
I just had melted Superball apllied to my arm. Halp.
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Post by Elmach on May 17, 2010 23:19:41 GMT -5
I... errr... err.. er. e eh. ehh.. ehhh... Ahh.. Ah. I take out the melted superballs with a tweezer.
Ah. Ah.. ehhh... ehh.. eh. e er. err.. errr... I... err.. well... I... err.. er. e eh. ehh.. oh. ow. OW! OWW!! OWWW!!!
I dropped the superballs into my hand! OWW!! OWWW!!! OWWWW!!!! OWWWWW!!!!!
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 19, 2010 16:14:24 GMT -5
I punch your arm off. My gloves set on fire.
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Post by Elmach on May 20, 2010 0:24:24 GMT -5
I dump water on you with my left hand. (You punched my right arm.)
My right arm has been punched off and is on fire. And my right hand is holding hot superball.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 20, 2010 18:50:15 GMT -5
I put an ice cube on the superball, making it not hot. As for your arm, what are you complaining about it on fire? I give you a prosthetic, um, metal rod.
I am missing a metal rod from my leg. Anyone seen it?
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Post by Elmach on May 22, 2010 15:59:11 GMT -5
I take off my metal rod acting as a right arm and attach it on Halfway's leg.
My right arm fell off. (The aforementioned bucket of water fell dumped the water on the arm.)
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