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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 28, 2008 14:59:21 GMT -5
I put you in a straight jacket and in padded cell and I give people tickets to see the hallucluting man.
I am a cannible.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 28, 2008 15:05:13 GMT -5
I put you in a cage and display you at a freak show. When people cease to pay to see you, I slowly change you from a cannibal to a carnivore, and from a carnivore to an omnivore.
I'm blind in one eye.
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Post by soccerking on Sept 28, 2008 16:33:24 GMT -5
I give you free surgery and glasses.
I staple my thumb to the wall.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 28, 2008 17:32:12 GMT -5
I laugh and cut your arm off.
I cut my headoff.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 28, 2008 18:01:29 GMT -5
Uh...
I quickly reattach your head to the nervous system while another team of surgeons simultaneously attaches it to the cardiovascular system, and then we stictch the skin together with the aid of a biological glue and give you a cast.
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Post by soccerking on Sept 28, 2008 18:05:04 GMT -5
I will make up your injury: You accidently drop your light saber and cut your foot off. I bamdage your foot and attatch a prosthetic.
I slam my head into the computer, putting a crack in my skull.
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Post by avenger on Sept 28, 2008 18:11:45 GMT -5
i fix te crack
i fall down 50 flghts of stairs breaking everybone in my body withut harm to vital organs
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Post by soccerking on Sept 28, 2008 18:13:47 GMT -5
Wow, I call the ambulance and they fix you. You become th second god.
I bounce off a trampoline into a lake of lava.
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Post by avenger on Sept 28, 2008 18:19:38 GMT -5
i carefuly replace all of your skin
i shoot my self in the......................uhhh..................SPLEEN.................and the bullet hits my heart also
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Post by soccerking on Sept 28, 2008 18:24:21 GMT -5
I take your heart, put blood back in it, and stitch it back in place using thread.
I accidently fall into a bucket of running chainsaws and cut my face off.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 28, 2008 20:11:31 GMT -5
I go do the mask shop and buy you a new face. Hope you like being a werewolf.
I don't get hurt.
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Post by Qwerty on Sept 28, 2008 20:14:27 GMT -5
I break your arm, then give you a cast.
I have a heart attack.
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Post by soccerking on Sept 29, 2008 1:47:34 GMT -5
I operate on you with a kitchen knife.
I cut my throat with an ice skate.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 29, 2008 14:12:08 GMT -5
I freeze the blood with ice and stich it up with a shoe lace.
I am being eaten.
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Post by General Veers on Sept 29, 2008 20:57:40 GMT -5
I kill the man-eater, and then prescribe you to eat lard in order to regain the fat that you lost.
I hole-punch myself.
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Post by soccerking on Sept 30, 2008 5:55:15 GMT -5
I take the flesh out of the hole punch and tape it back on.
I got electrocuted while unscrewing a lightbulb and my hand is black.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Sept 30, 2008 16:41:00 GMT -5
I paint it back to the color it was.
I die.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 12:31:23 GMT -5
I temporarily renounce my faith, try to take up witchcraft to resurrect you, and then convert back to my faith.
I am damned. Everywhere I go, people call me a witch. That makes my buttocks tingle (this part was from a Dilbert cartoon, where evil makes the boss's buttocks tingle).
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 4, 2008 13:02:36 GMT -5
I... point and laugh. Laughter is the best medicine!
I get hurt.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 13:34:12 GMT -5
I make you not hurt.
I fall off a cliff and live, although am paralyzed beyond belief.
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