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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Nov 6, 2008 14:55:19 GMT -5
I kill the robots and build a new you.
Zero gravity causes my bone mass decrease and I can no longer move, so I can't exersise and I get obese.
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Post by General Veers on Nov 6, 2008 16:09:44 GMT -5
I bring you to the surface of a planet twice as massive as Earth so that you will experience 2G of gravitational force. While there I have you exercise as if you were training for the Olympics. Afterwards, I heal your self-esteem by having you win in the Olympics.
I go deaf.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Nov 6, 2008 16:16:01 GMT -5
I unplug your ears. Hopefully that clayiod metal was what made you deaf.
My bones turn to liquoid and out drained out my foot.
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Post by saza on Nov 6, 2008 17:04:15 GMT -5
I fix your foot and bones.
My head explodes randomly, causing severe head Trama
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Nov 7, 2008 15:12:02 GMT -5
HOw did you fix the bones that weren't even there because they flowed out my body?
I give you a wooden head.
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Post by saza on Nov 15, 2008 15:05:31 GMT -5
I make you hurt
I am using a BFG 9000 and my body disintegrates
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Nov 15, 2008 18:07:35 GMT -5
Ummm... I give you a cows body to replace your old one.
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Buggy793
Legendary Member
{S=6}One Fish, Two Fish. Red Fish, Blue Fish.[M:-793]
I never pronounce names wrong. People just want them mispronounced for some reason.
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Post by Buggy793 on Nov 17, 2008 11:22:54 GMT -5
You have to say something wrong with you when you post, or else the person below you will have nothing to do except: I run over with a treadmill. See? That made no sense.
I start hearing voices in my head that make me go kill General Veers.
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Post by General Veers on Nov 17, 2008 18:17:23 GMT -5
It's as if you knew I was going to post next! But why me...? Well, I remove the voices by doing complex neurosurgery and ensure that you want to serve me for all eternity. I become Narcissistic.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Nov 17, 2008 21:55:58 GMT -5
I punch you in the face.
I'm too awesome to let people see me, because they burn if they do.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 2, 2008 0:44:55 GMT -5
i put on an anti-fire suit, and make you not-awesome.
I got 6 bolts of Superheated Plasma to the chest, and my right lung has a hole burned in it ( i am on a device allowing me to breath but need treatment soon)
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Post by saza on Dec 2, 2008 16:22:38 GMT -5
I stitch up your lung. All better?
I get hit with a tire flying at 100mph. Then a Stryder steps on me.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Dec 2, 2008 16:57:52 GMT -5
I fix your broken bones and hope nothing elsehappened.
A demon sucks my soul out.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 2, 2008 21:33:53 GMT -5
i grab a soul cube from my nearest Mars Research facility and reverse-enginere it to heal you.
By the way, i still have six plasma burns to the chest...
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fusion
Newbie
HAS a personal life.
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Post by fusion on Dec 5, 2008 21:38:20 GMT -5
I unburn you through a complex(and possible!) chemical reaction that causes millions of dollars.
I am narcoleptic.(i experience random bouts of sleep)
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Dec 6, 2008 17:36:38 GMT -5
Annoys you for all enterity.
Explodes!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 9, 2008 0:41:20 GMT -5
i Replace you with TheGanondorfRunnerup
An MAA-9 Wolverine had a Malfunction when the automated mechanism attempting to reload the Archer-V Missile Pods jammed. Attempting to unjam the device's Sissorbars, the pin unlatched and severed my hand in two clear across the palm.
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Post by saza on Dec 15, 2008 21:59:42 GMT -5
i take off your hand, only to replace it with a mechanical one
I'm a combine soldier on the bad end of Gordon Freeman. I get hit in the heart w/ heated rebar. Whattya' gonna do?
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Post by QwertyuiopThePie on Dec 15, 2008 22:02:08 GMT -5
I kill Gordon Freeman, teleport you to gmod, and modify your health to 100.
I got sued by gmod for some reason, and try to commit suicide.
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Post by saza on Dec 16, 2008 18:03:04 GMT -5
I make you feel better, and give you medicine. I'm a lawyer (not really) and i win your case.
I get my tongue cut off. VOEMGEEZOSHZ!
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