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Post by Edit on Jan 30, 2009 16:05:11 GMT -5
After reading SandMaster's magnificent Listo's Old Testament, I thought we would need a Temple/Church/Ziggurat/Mosque for TheListo. First of all I'm not sure where this belongs so, if a mod thinks that it belongs somewhere else please feel free to move it. Second, please come here make pilgrimage and sacrifice to TheListo. Depending on the amount of Dan-Balls you should give him a certain thing.
50 or less- Praise 51-150- Worship (Same as praying except with more bowing) 151-300- A small gift of 10 Dan-Balls 301-500- A gift of 15 Dan-Balls 501-1000- A gift of 25 Dan-Balls 1001- 1500- A gift of 30 Dan-Balls 1501-3000-A free custom badge* 3001-5000- A custom picture or Logo** 5001 or more- Use your imagination! *Non-Artists can simply give 35 Dan-Balls *Non-Artists can simply give 40 Dan-Balls
(This is a joke, no need to give him this stuff, though who knows what he might do if you did!)
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Post by Sandmaster on Jan 30, 2009 18:32:22 GMT -5
We need to set a priest system. To join the religion you need to register (people like edit are exceptions)
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Post by Edit on Jan 31, 2009 9:32:01 GMT -5
(Yay, I'm an exception!)
Perhaps Something Like this?
Kingpriest (Only one of these.) Grand Archpriest Archpriest Primate (Look it Up ) Priest Apprentice Priest Monk Apprentice Monk Pilgrim
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Post by Sandmaster on Jan 31, 2009 10:14:09 GMT -5
SandMaster handles virgin sacrifices!
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Post by Edit on Jan 31, 2009 10:44:58 GMT -5
Someone should make badges and titles for each of them. (A priest badge, a monk badge, and so on.)
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Post by General Veers on Jan 31, 2009 12:55:37 GMT -5
If this goes into effect, how do titles get distributed? By TheListo, I presume?
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Post by Edit on Jan 31, 2009 12:57:23 GMT -5
Or the Kingpriest if TheListo is to busy for the job.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 31, 2009 14:31:35 GMT -5
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Post by Edit on Jan 31, 2009 17:05:29 GMT -5
Someone should start a shop with images of burning incense and sacrificial fighters (He is the PG programmer after all).
Here's a description of the Temple starring various approved elements and non-elements
Rising high above the rest of forums the Temple of TheListo is formed of shimmering Orhicalum reinforced by Marble. Windows shaped of Amethyst and Crystal highlight the ethereal beauty. Towers of silver wrapped in the thinnest strips of gold are augmented by the ever-changing Rainbowlistra. Burning candles of the finest Wax on plates of Pallidium and give off a beautiful light. Mirror Laser is reflected around the altar to highlight the sacrifices. On a nearby table Ceramic jars full of purified sacrificial Salt can be seen, and people are being initiated/baptized in Salt Solutions. The Kingpriest is outlined in Everlast to protect him from would be assasins and is holding a jar full of the most sacred of elements.... Listo. This is only in the central area, much more is viewed in the other rooms.
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Post by Sandmaster on Jan 31, 2009 17:31:30 GMT -5
fighters? we sacrifice virgins (noobs) and kill their soull by deleting their uploads
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Post by Edit on Feb 1, 2009 7:55:12 GMT -5
Surprisingly enough, the Religious Order of TheListo has a smaller tower of to the side, which houses the mages. As of late, the influx of rogue n00bs has forced them to ally with the mages to protect the Temple. However, relations are still strained. Most mages understand that the magic they harness is the raw vote power left over by the sundering of "Smiley World", and are working together with the priests to cleanse it. Their hierarchy is like this.
Novice Apprentice Assistant Mage Warlock Magus Wizard Archmage Archmagus
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 1, 2009 13:31:43 GMT -5
we'll get this organized enough we can challenge the larger religions!
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Post by General Veers on Feb 1, 2009 16:08:04 GMT -5
Such as Dan-Ball Communism?
Post Script: upon seeing the word "communism" above, do not associate it with Leninist "communism" or Stalinist "communism": Dan-Ball Communism is worse and is a blindly followed religion, not a corrupted government based off true Marxist communism.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 1, 2009 17:08:25 GMT -5
DanBall is occupied by the Ha55iites, a group of extremist morons.
And the Communiuty race is actually called a Communitide
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Post by Edit on Feb 1, 2009 19:03:26 GMT -5
Yay! I can't wait to see priests bringing down the wrath of TheListo on all those other, false, religions. Plus I came up with a description for the area under the temple, starring even more elements!
Under The Temple, the good gives way to evil. The true purpose of The Temple was to trap Glubulis (the manifestation of the votes that Mattaroni collects each day) in the Underdark, an area where the Underworld and the Overworld meet. Here, Lava flows unhindered through the many passages and Poisonous Gas floats through the air. But, many precious minerals can only be found here, so many n00bs are sent down each year to prospect for Obsidian, Epsilon, Inert, and Aetherius. Glubulis wreaks havoc upon the slaves and is fought back constantly by troops of wizards and priests, with the wizards utilizing Magic and the priests throwing handfuls of Secret well praying fervently to their god. Each time he gets to close to The Temple the Kingpriest himself comes and chants words of prayer, all while throwing small pinches of Listo about the cavern. Each time they manage to force Glubulis back, but it seems that each time he comes a bit closer to finally making his way into the Overworld, and bringing ruin to TheLsito's wondrous creation.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 1, 2009 19:24:51 GMT -5
shouldnt we set this up only after we finish the old testament
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Post by Edit on Feb 1, 2009 19:27:55 GMT -5
This is just the concept board, after they finish the Testament I'm going to compile all this information in one new topic, without all the comments and such.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 1, 2009 20:49:44 GMT -5
they? You mean me?
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 2, 2009 0:32:34 GMT -5
*Worships Listo*
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Post by Edit on Feb 2, 2009 14:47:32 GMT -5
Random Monk: Please enjoy some of the surplus Corn in return for your worship. *Offers Corn*
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