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Post by Qwerty on Apr 12, 2010 21:02:34 GMT -5
We're nonjas; we only capture civilians. Of course, we already have a super-cyborg-nonja project underway, but we have to test it on Nonja Fighters first. That surely will not go wrong in any way.
One of the nonjas approaches the house. He sheaths his weapon, and, under the flag of a messenger, knocks on the door.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 12, 2010 21:12:04 GMT -5
"STOP KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR!!! I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD SHAM-WOW IS!!! Hans! This is the last time I hear them knocking on my door in the middle of the night! Just shoot him!" "Doc, doc! Just calm down. Deep breaths, deep breaths. I'm sure this is the last time they'll come here." "Fine. But gimme that SMG. If he so much as says a word about selling something, he'll be full of lead before he can say 'Sham-Wow, you're gonna be saying it every time.'" *Hans opens the door. Dekan takes aim with the SMG.*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 12, 2010 21:55:22 GMT -5
Nonja:
"Hello, I was wondering if you were new in town. We have a complimentary gift basket for all new people. Keep in mind, if you are new, you have one week to report to the Nonja base and become a Nonja, or we shall have to fetch you for our torture chambers. Don't try to escape, it really won't help, and we destroyed most methods off the island anyway. Oh, by the way, could you come with me, peacefully? Believe me, it will be much better if you do."
The group of Nonjas is closing in, slowly, until they can see the house. They are fairly thick by this point. Temporarily9 is in the helicopter, parked on a rooftop nearby, observing proceedings. There are a couple nonjas on the helicopter, too, with guns pointed out of the windows.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 12, 2010 23:31:50 GMT -5
*Dekan shoots (supposedly) at the Nonja, but misses completely.* "YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! THERE'S A SHAM-WOW IN THERE!!!" "DOC! LOWER THE GUN BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE!" *Hans yanks the gun away, and then grabs the gift basket.* "We'll take that. Oh yeah, and about the, uh, Nonja base thing..." *Hans punches the Nonja 5 ft. and runs inside. The Nonja is instantly knocked unconscious.* "These scum can't fool a Neo-Spetznaz. Doc! Get into the cellar! "Don't forget my 60 lbs. box of paper! I'm rather attached to the smell of the papers..." *Dekan and Hans run into the cellar, where the N64 and fridge are. Hans barricades the door with the fridge, after firing off a few shots at the doorway.* (OOC: And by the way, Hans is freakin' huge. And strong.)
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 13, 2010 0:06:44 GMT -5
The Nonjas advance further. This time it is clearly visible that you are surrounded. The helicopter takes off and starts hovering over your house. The unconscious Nonja is taken back to the base, and the gift-basket contains a sham-wow, some chocolates, a "Welcome to the Nonja Island" pamphlet, some Nonja propaganda, and an audio communications device, AKA a long-range walkie-talkie linking to Temporarily9.
He tells you that you are surrounded and have no chance to survive make your- Umm, I mean, that you are surrounded and that he highly suggests surrender. He does have cells capable of containing even Hans, after all.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 13, 2010 20:20:54 GMT -5
"Okay, any ideas, doc?" "Um...oh! We could get out through the tunnel I've been digging!" "Uh...you've been digging a tunnel?" "Yeah, see? *points to a large indent in the wall*" "What tunnel?" "Oh, I haven't gotten very far. I always seal it back up with concrete, so it takes me pretty long to dig." "Why would you do that? Never mind, let's get to work digging. How far did you get? "See that indent? That's how far I've gotten." *facepalm* "We might as well give up now..." *breaks walkie-talkie* "Okay! Let's get digging!"
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 13, 2010 20:53:06 GMT -5
A squad of Nonjas approach the house and burst in. They reach the cellar door, but can't get in due to the barricade problem. They drill a hole through the door, place a loudspeaker and microphone outside, and feed in a camera.
Temporarily9: "You realize that I heard that whole thing, right? You'll run out of supplies before you escape. Surrender. We do feed our prisoners. Remove the fridge, and the nonjas will only beat you up a little bit instead of a lot."
There's a pause.
"Wait, is that an N64? AWESOME!"
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 13, 2010 21:12:59 GMT -5
Name: Asaoth Danar Nickname/Application: the Alchemist On hand: A wooden staff that still grows leaves and apples on it from time to time, and a flask with a mysterious substance and a yellowish stone inside it. and of course simple clothes. Side: Civilian Power: extremely adept to "nature" (can turn self into rocks, trees, and air [though it takes a few minutes and some concentration to actually change states] and can find aid from wind, sun, and sand [which also takes some concentration])
I walk from the edge of a large dessert from the south and see the abandoned city. Where have you taken me this time, Wind? The wind blows from the city bringing with it the scent of blood and...ramen? The wind then begins to blow toward the city, beckoning me to it. I sit down to meditate for a minute or two, and transform into air. The flow of the wind takes me to the city, and the commotion of an entire army of cloaked people surrounding a small house causes me to lose my hold on my form. I slip back into my self, dropping lightly onto the top of a far off building. I watch closely at the army from a distance deciding what to make of it...
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 13, 2010 22:53:19 GMT -5
That seems a little, uh, god-moddy, but that's up to Qwerty. But it's good to have another civilian! Hail Neutrality! ------------- "What? The N64? Er. Never mind. Keep digging, Hans! I'll go get a soda out of the fridge..." "What? You idiot! NO!" *Dekan opens the fridge, and pulls out a soda. The Nonjas can push a little further against the barricade, as that was a heavy soda. Hans runs over very quickly and wedges Dekan's 60 lbs. box of paper against the fridge. The Nonja's can push no further, at the moment.* "Alright, Hans! Back to digging!" "Do we have anything else besides a shovel and silverware?" "We have buckets...Oh! I have an idea!" *Dekan runs over and scoops up the mounds of dirt piling up, and dumps it all in the barricade.* "That's brilliant, Doc! Keep packing that dirt against the barricade!"
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 14, 2010 7:44:25 GMT -5
It's not really god moddy. The power does have its limits. Also I'm pretty sure there has been weirder stuff thought up in past (and more strict) games.
*Continues watching army seeing that they are starting to tear the house down* *still unsure what to make of it*
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Post by Paradox on Apr 14, 2010 18:11:10 GMT -5
Paradox saw that a large group of Nonjas had accumulated at a nearby building. He saw this as a chance to attack their numbers, but decided that he shouldn't attack head-on. He readied his sword, and began searching for a vantage point to attack from. He jumps to a nearby building top where he cannot be seen, but notices a man seeming like a monk on the same rooftop. *Goes over* "Hi. Are you a Nonja or Nonja-fighter? If so, I will have to either run away or engage in combat."
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 14, 2010 19:13:25 GMT -5
*Looks up at Paradox* "Hmm? I would assume neither, as I don't know what a Nonja is" *Paradox quickly fills me in on the details* "I see...so they are the reason for this town's destruction...." "...well I cannot make my decision on sides just yet. There is still much to be done."
btw, my character isn't really a monk of any type, more of like an adventurer/wanderer type of person. Think of Gandalf the Gray from LotR, only without the pointy hat, beard, gray cloak, old man likeness, and..well....anything else that would make you think of Gandalf....nevermind.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 15, 2010 18:15:36 GMT -5
"I wonder if anybody else knows we're down here, besides the Nonjas?" "I dunno. I couldn't hurt to send some type of signal or distress call or-" "HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!" *By now, the tunnel is partially made. Dekan realizes he still has concrete down there that he had used for sealing the hole back up. He dumps the concrete on the barricade, which is now rather large.*
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 15, 2010 21:04:06 GMT -5
The wind tries to bring to my ears the sound of Dekan's and Han's distress call. Unfortunately, by the time the sound even has a chance of reaching that great a distance before it passes below the realm of hearing, the message comes out to say something about Dekan wanting to study and annoy the stuffing out of a Super Civilian. Even further unfortunate, I am deaf in my left ear ever since my first attempt to transform into another object, and that was the side of my body that was facing the last, even subliminal, traces of the sound wave on the wind.
I hop from rooftop to rooftop observing the nonja army, now trying to dig through the foundation of the house, around a massive pile of things on top of a fridge, caked in cement, and a...what looks like an N64 on top of it all. As I step onto one of the buildings, however, the roof gives way and I fall through to the floor of the building. "so much for subtle..."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 16, 2010 19:12:29 GMT -5
The Nonjas hear this. Some of them break off and start looking for the source of the noise.
Back at the house...
Temporaily9: "Come on, Dekan! You can't stand in front of the nonjas forever, you know. That's it, we're using explosives."
The Nonjas set up explosives around the door and back up.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 16, 2010 20:02:29 GMT -5
"Uh oh. QUICK! SAVE THE RETRO CONSOLE!*grabs the N64 and his beloved 60 lbs. box of papers* Hans! Dig, dig, dig! Everybody! And somebody grab that SMG! I will man the ball-point pen...bring it on!"
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 16, 2010 22:19:40 GMT -5
*sees Paradox blast through roof and jump through* "We have to get out of here, someone would have heard us. I have a plan to escape capture for myself, but you'll have to find your own way out." *I take the live staff and coax it to form an extremely sharp point on the end of it. I then walk outside around the back and jab it into the ground.* *I sit down on top of the hole and meditate for a minute...and then transform into a stone that fits the exact dimensions of the hole.*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 16, 2010 22:34:52 GMT -5
The Nonjas detonated the explosives. While they destroyed the door and the fridge, the dirt miraculously stayed. The Nonjas go up and replace the loudspeaker, before digging a window in the dirt and pointing their guns through it.
Temporarily9: "This is your last chance. All your house are belong to us. You have no chance to escape make your time. Surrender now and you can still take a day off from the torture chamber on Tuesdays."
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 17, 2010 10:49:48 GMT -5
wait...how did you do that? Their house is on the edge of the city, while we were farther back in the city where we could at least see their house and the nonjas around it. Plus, you had just blasted your way into the building where I was, so...how did you get to them that fast? (much less get past all of the nonjas surrounding the area, blast through the same ground that they had tried, but were unsuccessful, to blast through and even know that Dekan and Hans were digging a hole that you could fill just in time? Plus, "just in time" doesn't work because even the fastest drying cement would need a couple minutes to dry (A couple minutes that they wouldn't have.)
Also: 100th post! Wewt!
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Post by Paradox on Apr 17, 2010 10:56:33 GMT -5
Okay. I'll delete that then.
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