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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 16:39:45 GMT -5
Uh, you do realize that Hans has an SMG, right? And he was trained as a Spetznaz operative. There isn't any way you can get him to surrender. Or flinch, for that matter. --------------- *Dekan and Hans hide behing the mound of dirt that had piled up at the entrance to the tunnel. BY now, the tunnel wasn't very deep (or big, for that matter), but they could hide in it.* "Fire in the hole! *throws a rock at the Nonjas, but instead hits the dirt above the small window the Nonjas had made. The dirt collapses on the window.* Sorry, I've just always wanted to say that." *Hans fires off a few shots at where the hole used to be. One Nonja is killed, two wounded.*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 17:15:14 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm required to do it anyway.
The Nonjas that went to check out the noise came back, stating that all they found was a rock.
The wounded Nonjas move back and more take their place. They quickly get to clearing the remaining dirt, and drop a smoke grenade into the container/tunnel thing.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 18:26:55 GMT -5
"This is a little trick I learned when we had to kill the president of the US." *Hans picks up the smoke grenade and covers where the smoke is coming out. He then holds it above his head, pointing it towards the Nonjas. The grenade suddenly shoots out of his hand, propelled by the compressed smoke. It lands near the Nonjas.* "I wonder if there's any way to collapse the entrance to this tunnel?
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 19:23:13 GMT -5
The Nonjas quickly cover the smoke grenade, and charge into the tunnel. They fire a tranquilizer dart, that hits the one that isn't Hans.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 19:30:04 GMT -5
*Dekan collapses, snoring.* "Aw, not again..." *Hans just starts shooting like crazy with his SMG, and he hits and kills quite a few Nonjas. Unfortunately, he runs out of bullets. He picks up a katana off of one of the bodies.* "You'd think these guys would give up eventually. Or mutiny. Either one's fine. *He talks somewhat louder so all the Nonjas can hear.* I guess I'll just have to kill you all!"
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 20:32:31 GMT -5
Italic problem.
The Nonjas shrug. They are used to people saying that. They go in and, fighting off Hans, take Dekan. Once this is done, they leave the house, leaving the outer perimeter of Nonjas intact as the snoring Dekan is taken to the Nonja base. There are many Nonja deaths in this process, and the tunnel and house and filled with Nonja bodies. Man, Hans is strong.
Temporarily9 is laughing and taunting Hans through the loudspeaker.
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Post by Phantom Zero on Apr 17, 2010 23:06:01 GMT -5
*Phantom Zero rides up to Hans* So what did i miss? i had to go some where.... also need a ride? *Hans jumps on and fills me in on what happened* you know the best thing about this island? There are no zombies on it..... last time i was on a zombie island well........ lets just say that zombie meat does not taste good... *Hans sits there confused* what were you doing on a zombie island??? Business now focus on the threat at hand.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 23:34:22 GMT -5
Wait, how do you ride up to Hans past the line of Nonjas?
Also, it's a bad idea to control someone else's character. It's called "godmodding", even on a minor scale. Randomly having a bunch of nukes is powerplaying, which is often confused with godmodding.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 23:48:56 GMT -5
*Hans punches and slices the Nonjas as they approach him. He runs after Dekan, only to be tranq'ued and carried away with Dekan. Or at least, that's how it seems...*
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Post by Phantom Zero on Apr 17, 2010 23:53:54 GMT -5
querty i ran them over and shot them with my FMTLSMGs and sorry about that skribbblie
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 18, 2010 0:41:09 GMT -5
*Hans stands up, shaking slightly and stumbling.* "That...is some strong stuff...but in training...we took horse tranquilizers...daily...you okay doc?" *snore* "I'll take that as a yes..." *Hans picks up Dekan and his empty SMG and gets on the bike. Somehow or other, the 60 lbs box of papers wound up on the bike as well. However, this box was now 68 lbs, as the N64 was now safely tucked away in its cardboard arms. The katana Hans picked up earlier is stuck in one of the Nonjas. A Sham-Wow sits in the middle of the bloodbath. Or what was a blood bath. (Look at that! Completely dry!)*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 18, 2010 2:06:28 GMT -5
PZ, you can't really just run over and shoot an army of Nonjas surrounding a house. However, you can run over and shoot long enough to break through the barrier. I'll let you say you broke through, but let's say there is still a Nonja army that you just managed to break through. They are kinda hanging back for a few minutes while Dekan is locked in a high-security cell. Right next to Qwerty's cell, actually.
Qwertyuiop starts tapping on the wall shared with his new neighbor, who should be waking up soon.
Wait, I just noticed. You ignored the fact that Dekan was taken.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 18, 2010 8:32:46 GMT -5
*Shortly after the Nonjas leave I transform back to myself and begin running toward the forest, careful to keep out of sight from the large building off to the north* probably their base...you'd think it'd be larger, though. oh well, I must focus on surviving if I am to make a difference here *As I enter the forest I am a bit more relaxed...but not quite as relaxed as I've been in other regular forests* These trees....many of them are real but...many more seem a little..artificial? I can hear their grief...chunks taken out of them in the place of... *I cannot quite imagine what is there by how the trees describe it, so I go to the nearest somewhat off tree, and coax my hand into its trunk, grabbing whatever is in there and pulling it out* "Wires??"
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 18, 2010 11:18:08 GMT -5
Oh, it doesn't look large from the outside. It's mostly underground. I'm sure you know about that, though.
Qwerty continues tapping on Dekan's cell.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 19, 2010 22:00:24 GMT -5
(Actually, Tempy, if you look, Hans was with Dekan AND he picked him up. Remember? Hans got tranque'd and taken with Dekan. However, Hans was faking. So Dekan is still with him.)
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 19, 2010 22:12:12 GMT -5
Actually, Skribbblie, if you look, the Nonjas left Hans behind. And that post happened before yours. Sorry, but Hans is still underground, and Dekan has been locked up.
You aren't allowed to control what the Nonjas do, as in this case, where you claim they took Hans as well. In none of my posts does it mention taking Hans. Plus, you failed to mention the part where Hans stopped faking and somehow overcame an army of Nonjas while keeping Dekan totally uninjured.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 20, 2010 7:33:41 GMT -5
Ok so: Hans is riding with PZ; Dekan has been taken to the base where Qwerty is tapping on his cell; Tempy is also at the base, but happily torturing Nonja Fighters while laughing maniacally; and I'm still in the woods, wondering how and why there are wires in many of the trees scattered throughout the forest. Did I miss anything?
*I try to see where the wires go up the tree to, and see that they come out hidden in some foliage. I find that the wires connect to tiny high-speed cameras mounted on small servos, giving them a 180o range of movement. And just before the wires pass low underground, I see that they run off in the direction of the Base...* *I start running, still going towards the east* *just as I'm thinking: Crap. It's not safe here at all. they've probably already gotten a good enough view of my face too, small, yet stun worthy, detonations start going off behind me, following my trail. sshoooooot....what I wouldn't give for there to be wind right now....
Also, Qwerty, I have 2 questions about the map: first, what is the second picture you have on there with a runway and boat and such on it? is that a separate island with another nonja base on it?
and second, are we allowed to "make up" things that lie beyond the borders of the first map? (as long as the things we make up are fair to the game in the setting of an island in the middle of the ocean with only 1 city on it?)
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 20, 2010 8:56:33 GMT -5
Ignore the second picture, it isn't canonical. We can make stuff up, as it was back in the original game. M4 had a whole canyon/creek/forest deal way over the mountains.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 22, 2010 22:08:27 GMT -5
"Hmm...we need to find a way to get Doc back. Otherwise, I don't get paid..." (Meanwhile) *Dekan finally wakes up in the cell to find Qwerty tapping vigorously on it.* "Mmm-Hehwah? Where am I? Where's Hans? Who are you? Why am I in a cell? My head hurts! I'm hungry! Why's there a dart in my arm? I'm thirsty! Where's Hans? I need to pay Hans his salary! (And so on and so forth...)"
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 22, 2010 23:09:43 GMT -5
Qwertyuiop: "Calm down, you're in the Nonja base. I'm Qwertyuiop. You are in the high security cell block, so you must be more important than the other Nonja Fighters. This is both good and bad. On the good side, you don't get taken to the torture chamber very often. On the bad side, some methods of torture can be taken to you, it is practically impossible to escape, and the food is terrible down here. Oh, and you may want to take that dart out soon . . ."
The Nonjas surrounding the house dissipate and return to base. The helicopter lands outside the base, and is guarded by ten Nonjas, five inside and five outside. Temporarily9 walks back to the base.
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