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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 20:43:32 GMT -5
I come into the resturaunt, and notice 12 corpses. I get a torch, and begin burning them. I kick the cartridges into the shot gun. I reach to torch the normal corpse, when I stumble from the cloud of negativity and torch the shotgun. The resturaunt explodes.
I leave behind: an apple, a banana, and a grape.
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Post by ownedbyglove on Mar 31, 2010 20:50:38 GMT -5
I see the shotgun, and pick it up. I walk past the corpses, and seeing the cloud shoot it. It reverses the force and I am shot through the ceiling. I take out my gravity-and-energy-redirector, and try to use it. I discover that it has been hacked, but repaired. Saturn turns into a giant shuriken. I try to zero-g swim away, but it sucks me in. I survive, but a nonja fighter thinks the shuriken mean I'm anonja, and kills me. The hack chip falls off, and the redirector goes to earth.
I drop a gravity-and-energy-redirector with no instructions. And it s too big to choke on! Mwahahahaha!
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Post by Elmach on Mar 31, 2010 21:45:06 GMT -5
Growl.
I use the gravity-energy redirector on the apple. The apple disintegrates. I use it on the banana. The banana turns into a banana tree. I use the GE redirector on the grape. The grape turns into a bit of antigravity, and as I was holding it, I am propelled into the air, into a white hole. The grape disintegrates.
I leave behind a banana tree.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 31, 2010 23:51:52 GMT -5
I sit under it. All the bananas fall on me at once, and I choke on a few that hit my mouth. I would have survived, but the tree fell on me afterward.
I drop a banana peel.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 1, 2010 0:05:00 GMT -5
I walk towards the banana tree that had just fallen. I trip on the banana peel, onto the banana tree that mysteriously grew spikes.
I leave behind: A banana peel and a spiked log with a corpse on it..
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Post by ownedbyglove on Apr 1, 2010 8:33:33 GMT -5
I look at the spiked log and decide hey! That would make a good redirector. However it shorts out and electrocutes me. I drop a charred piece of wood. But I have my redirector back, just need to work some!
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 1, 2010 9:15:29 GMT -5
I trip over the piece of wood into a random spiked mat.
I leave the spiked mat behind. It's been awhile since we had one of these.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 2, 2010 0:07:24 GMT -5
I walk, wearing shoes. I step on the spiked mat. Left Shoe falls off and gets a hole. Right Shoe falls off and gets a hole. I trip. I fall face down on the mat. I die.
I drop: A pair of shoes, each with holes.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 2, 2010 21:59:32 GMT -5
I put them on, believing I can walk on water with them. I sink because of the holes.
I leave a little bit of hair.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 2, 2010 23:10:34 GMT -5
I look at the hair, and decide to make Polyjuice potion. I am successful, but the hair was Dog hair. I explode.
I drop: Unspiked perfectly made Polyjuice Potion.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 2, 2010 23:39:24 GMT -5
I decide to use it. I take a piece of hair off a random important politician and place it into the potion, then drink. During a speech a half-hour later, during which the real politician is tied up and in my trunk, an assassin chooses to assassinate me.
I leave a shocked crowd expecting a speech and a politician locked in a car trunk.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 3, 2010 13:11:13 GMT -5
I stand at the podium and give a random speech about how suicide is one of the top problems in the world today. A Republican throws a shot glass at me, along with a long argument about healthcare reform. It was the argument that killed me.
I drop a broken shot glass and an argumentative Republican, along with a crowd split between Democrats and Republicans arguing about healthcare reform and suicide.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 3, 2010 19:21:10 GMT -5
The politician steps on the broken shot glass and screams "I'VE BEEN MURDERED!!". Half of the crowd arguing turns, sees me, and rushes off to kill me. I die.
The other half claims that I didn't kill him, and attacks the first half.
I leave: 1 dead politician, 1 crowd of politicians fighting among each other.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 11, 2010 21:17:28 GMT -5
I walk over and stand by the politician. Ignoring the above post, I pretend to kill him. They ignore me, but this action places me between them, and when they take out guns, it sends badly for all involved.
I leave a field of bodies.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 12, 2010 21:18:21 GMT -5
I walk into the field of bodies. Using my dark necromancer skills, I turn all of them into zombies and skeletons. I command them to help me take over the world. The Republican zombies start arguing with the skeletal Democrats. I then get shot by Dick Cheney, who was hiding on the nearby balcony, and die.
I leave a huge crowd of arguing Liberal Skeletons and Conservative Zombies. And Dick Cheney with a rifle. Al Gore is in a nearby tree taking aim at him with a shotgun.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 12, 2010 22:00:31 GMT -5
I see the state of things, and this makes me nuke Earth and move to the moon. One problem: I forgot supplies.
I leave a lack of a livable Earth, a moon with a base on it, and a toothbrush in that base. Try to use all of them, except the Earth, because it isn't quite there.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 13, 2010 11:17:42 GMT -5
I go into the base look at the toothbrush i eat it thinking it's made of candy,i choke on it. I drop a rope and a chocolate bar.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 13, 2010 20:35:06 GMT -5
I go for the chocolate bar, but trip over the rope. Due to some strange winds, I end up hanging myself by accident.
I leave an empty soda can.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 14, 2010 8:54:20 GMT -5
I garb the soda can I look at it i throw it away but due another strange winds if comes back directly into my mouth. I choke on it. I leave a baby squirrel.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 14, 2010 22:57:06 GMT -5
I pick up the baby squirrel and fly to earth, as some plants decided to make some oxygen.
The squirrel runs. I follow, and trip on a Saguaro.
I leave a cactus. A saguaro one.
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