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Post by nmagain on Apr 15, 2010 10:31:31 GMT -5
I try to eat it,I choke on it and it's spikes rips through my windpipe.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 15, 2010 18:40:56 GMT -5
(I guess I'll just assume that you left the spikes...) I get in a car and drive. I run over the spikes, sending me out of control and directly into Sarah Palin's Tea Party bus. They both explode in an epic movie-style fireball. I walk out of the smoke and flames (in slow motion, of course) and stand there in triumph at the good deed I had done America. A piece of metal flies out of the explosion and shears my head off.
I leave a bloody piece of metal that reads "Sarah Pal", a huge crowd of slightly innocent bystanders, a firetruck, an epic car wreck, a baby squirrel, and an ominous cloud of Democracy.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 15, 2010 23:03:34 GMT -5
I walk into the cloud of Demo, and we all (including bystanders) go in to see what happended. I trip on a squirrel, and fall on a piece of glass from the car wreck, which would not have killed me if someone turned on the hose from the firetruck, blowing me with water onto the bloody metal, killing me.
I leave a big puddle with corpses, metal, and some car wrecks inside, with a cloud of Democracy over it.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 18, 2010 1:07:13 GMT -5
I throw a bomb into the middle of it all (did shumbody shay BOMBSH?!). Corpses, water, metal, and car wrecks fly at me and kill me. It was a tiny bomb, but Democratic clouds are highly combustable...
I leave a big hole in the ground and a flaming squirrel.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 18, 2010 14:06:20 GMT -5
SGelmech falls into the hole, onto the squirrel. He goes up in flames.
He drops a plastic key.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 18, 2010 17:38:47 GMT -5
I use it on a plastic lock which unlocks a plastic door which leads to a plastic pit full of plastic spikes.
I leave the same plastic pit.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 19, 2010 23:12:45 GMT -5
I walk through the same unlocked plastic door, into the same plastic room, and fall into the same plastic pit next to the dead body.
I leave the same plastic pit with two dead bodies.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 20, 2010 8:42:58 GMT -5
I fall in. The bodies save me from the spikes, but I starve to death.
I leave a television.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 22, 2010 22:33:57 GMT -5
I watch the television while too close and for too long. My brains melt out my head and my eyes boil.
I leave a disgusted audience and a graphic description.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 26, 2010 0:57:28 GMT -5
SGelmach trips over the disgusted audience and fall on the graphic description. The audience hugs me to death.
SGelmach leaves a body on a graphic description, and an audience hugging the body.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 27, 2010 21:50:10 GMT -5
I throw a grenade on the audience. They blow up (in a crimson spray of innards and arterial fluids), leaving two graphic descriptions. The body (crushed and mangled with shrapnel) turns into a third graphic description. They combine together, in a bloody, gory, disgusting mess, to form...MILEY CYRUS ! I die of a sudden heart attack.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 29, 2010 3:42:21 GMT -5
I accidentally drop my vial of poison into the Ramen. I eat the Ramen.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 29, 2010 22:32:37 GMT -5
I step on the vial of poison, shooting the cork out the end, which ricochets off the walls and embeds itself in my eye socket, killing me with the poison on it.
I leave Miley Cyrus!
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Post by Elmach on May 2, 2010 9:26:59 GMT -5
I walk into the room. The flying cork hits Miley Cyrus, and the fans kill me, because its my poison.
I leave an enraged crowd of fans.
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 4, 2010 21:44:40 GMT -5
I walk into the room, and naturally become enraged. Then I see it's about Miley Cyrus and squish everyone's heads together with my g-e redirector. I then revive the Beatles, and all true Miley Cyrus fans melt because of their awesomeness, and all the mindcontrolled zombies revert to their rightful Beatle fan form. However, I slip on the melted Miley Cyrus fans, which sends me flying into the John lennon, who I bounce off of, and get ricocheted into johnny cash, and we make awesome country music. (note: actual ownedbyglove can't sing country workth a darn. SGownedbyglove can.) I then walk out, into Justin Beiber. I scream in agony and I start to bubble and melt. before I die, i disintegrate him with my gravity-and-energy-redirector, so his horribleness can never kill anyone else. I drop my melted self.
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Post by Elmach on May 4, 2010 21:47:43 GMT -5
SGelmach trips on the melted body of SGownedbyglove, and falls in front of the GEredirector and melts.
I drop: an electron neutrino.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 14, 2010 17:03:49 GMT -5
The neutrino flies over and hits me in the head. It fries my brain. Somehow. I go mad and build a Super Powerful Epic Disaster Lazxsoer DELUXE Over 9000! (SPEDLDO 9000) A huge bolt falls on my head and I die.
I leave the SPEDLDO 9000. Have fun kids!
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Post by Elmach on May 15, 2010 14:43:48 GMT -5
I trip and fall onto the SPEDLDO 9000's on switch. It blows up the ISS, causing the moon to fall on me.
I leave the moon on my head, on earth.
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Post by Skribbblie on May 15, 2010 15:32:29 GMT -5
I attempt to push the moon away. I succeed, but minutes later it crashed back down, causing a cataclysmic fiery movie-style explosion of the Earth and moon. I then die of a heart attack.
I leave a massive empty hole in space with various bits of planet floatin' 'round. AKA, the inside of Rush Limbaugh's head.
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Post by Elmach on May 17, 2010 22:48:55 GMT -5
I use my jetpack and fly around space. I take a picture of a bit of planet and fall into the hole, fixing the earth and moon.
I drop a picture of a bit of planet.
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