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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 8, 2009 9:40:09 GMT -5
Or the housing crisis:
"Hey look! A pool of magma!" "Wanna buy it so we can live in it?" "Ok!"
"Oh no! It burned my ass off!" "But now we can't sell it because it hardened to stone!" "I'm stuck!" "As am I...with this HOUSE."
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 8, 2009 10:18:37 GMT -5
Or the housing crisis: "Hey look! A pool of magma!" "Wanna buy it so we can live in it?" "Ok!" "Oh no! It burned my ass off!" "But now we can't sell it because it hardened to stone!" "I'm stuck!" "As am I...with this HOUSE." Typical American Idiot. I hate that so many people really just want to nuke my country right now...
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 8, 2009 10:33:57 GMT -5
which country is that? XP
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Post by wizard on Feb 8, 2009 22:00:29 GMT -5
america? xd ill bet your iran or iraq or afghanistan (my closest bet) or, by your stupid american part, brittain. and im american, im just not the regular one.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 9, 2009 18:58:33 GMT -5
No, I was confused if you were looking from an american point of view or something else
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Post by The Dark Master on Feb 10, 2009 16:17:51 GMT -5
Here's a short review of the american ecomony: It's buggered
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 10, 2009 16:45:43 GMT -5
"Hey, wanna jump in this pool of magma?" "No, we should invest in it so it will increase to form lava!"
"Oh no! A rock slide! The stock volcano collapsed!"
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Post by wizard on Feb 11, 2009 10:48:39 GMT -5
the most intelligent magma pool economy problem!
the players debate in congress. to discuss on giving everyone a pool of magma. a unaminous vote ahs emerged. "hey, lets take advantage of congress and buy a new pool of magma!
meanwhile, the president ( a fighter) uses the bomb element to invade iraq. that thus takes $4 trillion without the money, house rates go down, so much they all turn to stone bottom
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 11, 2009 18:49:35 GMT -5
the most intelligent magma pool economy problem! the players debate in congress. to discuss on giving everyone a pool of magma. a unaminous vote ahs emerged. "hey, lets take advantage of congress and buy a new pool of magma! meanwhile, the president ( a fighter) uses the bomb element to invade iraq. that thus takes $4 trillion without the money, house rates go down, so much they all turn to stone bottom [hover=Shit.]You mean... rock bottom has been sent lower...? (hover)[/hover]
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 11, 2009 21:37:29 GMT -5
"We need a $780,000,000,000 Lava Invstment Bill to save the volcano!"
Obama: "I'm on it!"
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 12, 2009 8:17:15 GMT -5
"We need a $780,000,000,000 Lava Invstment Bill to save the volcano!" Obama: "I'm on it!" *new magma energy source discovered* *OPEC attacks*
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 12, 2009 18:55:49 GMT -5
Social Security Crisis:
"TOO MANY OLD PEOPLE FELL IN THE VOLCANO!!!"
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 12, 2009 19:07:20 GMT -5
Social Security Crisis: "TOO MANY OLD PEOPLE FELL IN THE VOLCANO!!!" *finds the guy who uses lifelock and shows everyone his social security number* *steals it* HAW. PWNT.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 12, 2009 19:13:24 GMT -5
And don't forget the rising nuclear powers!
"We bought a volcano!"
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 12, 2009 20:55:56 GMT -5
And don't forget the rising nuclear powers! "We bought a volcano!" I bought forty tons of Uranium!
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Post by wizard on Feb 13, 2009 13:36:37 GMT -5
im a fighter ( terrorist) and steal bomb!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Dark Master on Feb 13, 2009 14:06:54 GMT -5
I don't think this has much to do with the american economy....
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Post by wizard on Feb 13, 2009 16:03:17 GMT -5
terror started the economy to screw up. of course it is.
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Post by Sandmaster on Feb 13, 2009 20:09:55 GMT -5
I don't think this has much to do with the american economy.... Nukes cost MONEY We don't have MONEY We don't get NUKES (not that we need anymore though) Also the economy was screwing up since Vietnam. Carter, Reagan, Bush Sr., Bush Jr. just made it worse
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Post by wizard on Feb 14, 2009 18:57:13 GMT -5
say that to the republican party.
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