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Post by Qwerty on Nov 22, 2008 20:31:09 GMT -5
*looks around awkwardly*
*bans Nigramancer again*
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Post by General Veers on Nov 23, 2008 11:36:37 GMT -5
Hello! Is there anyone ELSE here?
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 23, 2008 16:32:23 GMT -5
yes.
*builds a planet*
*starts launching nukes toward all other planets*
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 24, 2008 15:47:58 GMT -5
Then I appear and build an even better planets with mega-nukes and nukes shields and death star reflectors...
Then I eat a peanutbutter sandwich...
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 24, 2008 16:24:59 GMT -5
I teleport and ask to share another peanut butter sandwich.
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Post by General Veers on Nov 24, 2008 16:56:10 GMT -5
Your peanut butter sandwiches are replaced by Buffalo, NY sauce flavored chicken sandwiches.
You're welcome!
Post Script: I build another artificial sattelite that shoots 1,000,000 nukes per second at speeds of approximately googol kilometers per second.
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 24, 2008 17:48:09 GMT -5
I hack your machine and aim it at the nearest black hole.
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Post by General Veers on Nov 24, 2008 22:22:22 GMT -5
Since that was my plan the whole time, I help you accomplish that.
The deed is done.
I give myself the active badge.
I LOVE MODDING LIKE A DEITY!
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 24, 2008 22:50:03 GMT -5
*blows up universe*
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Post by General Veers on Nov 26, 2008 0:36:39 GMT -5
*Recreates universe using gumballs which scientists of future ages will mistake as quarks and hopes.*
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 26, 2008 10:56:51 GMT -5
*makes another sandwedge...*
*and eats it*
Then Eats a few gumballs...
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Post by General Veers on Nov 27, 2008 1:41:48 GMT -5
*Destroys universe and recreates it with Everlasting Gobstoppers.*
*Gets idea from Memzak's spelling error to invent a golf club that will get golf balls out of sand traps. Patents idea.*
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fusion
Newbie
HAS a personal life.
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Post by fusion on Nov 30, 2008 9:06:25 GMT -5
*appears out of a chasm in the ground, into which qwertyuiop falls, burning into ash. i then run through the rest of you with an obscenely large sword. which then explodes with the force of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 megatons of TNT*
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 30, 2008 16:00:46 GMT -5
*I crawl out of the chasm*
*in my new, ash form, I form a cloud and choke fusion to death*
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Post by General Veers on Nov 30, 2008 22:51:31 GMT -5
*I become invincible and all-powerf-wait, I already am.*
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 30, 2008 23:54:44 GMT -5
*My ash form becomes all-powerful and invincible*
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Nov 30, 2008 23:56:31 GMT -5
I make a third sandwedge, and this one eats all of you...
Then I eat it...
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 1, 2008 10:11:37 GMT -5
*the ashes in the sandwich make you throw it back up*
*I hide in another dimension*
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Post by General Veers on Dec 1, 2008 16:14:30 GMT -5
*I remove all dimensions except for the first dimension (lines and mathematical points only) and the zero dimension (mathematical points only).*
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Post by saza on Dec 1, 2008 16:21:26 GMT -5
I take my Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulater (which i now create) and mod it, and throw a pickle at Qwerty, it hits him with a load SPLAT! and he falls over. I eat a peanut butter and JELLY sandwedge.
And then laugh. and laugh and laugh and.... remember to hit Memzak with a banana traveling at the speed of ligeth times two, realizes that its going back in time, and then I speed light up three times as fast. Then the banana hits Memzak and he freaks out, screams, and his head goes BOOM! and we see a sniper.
WIN!
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