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Post by General Veers on Dec 1, 2008 18:46:12 GMT -5
I declare myself the winner.
Noone can defeat me or my AT-ATs!
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 1, 2008 21:07:29 GMT -5
I make an alliance with General Veers and build a huge rail gun. I use this to shoot down all nukes, satelites, etc that approach my planet.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 1, 2008 23:24:09 GMT -5
I provide QwertyuiopThePie with 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 AT-ATs and two AT-STs per AT-AT.
I give him the rank of Major General, which is technically my official rank although I am called "General" for convenience.
I convert the Rebel Scum's Echo Base (located on planet Hoth VI) into an Imperial base and give QwertyuiopThePie control of neighboring planets in the Hoth System.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 2, 2008 0:20:09 GMT -5
I capture a planet and forge the planet into... well i havent thought of a catchy name, so its Epsillion for now.
Did i mention i have green technology AND unstoppable military power?
ask me any part about it and i will have realistic unbeatable technology. That beats yours.
However our diplomatic hotline is available 25/10 (thats 25 hours a day 10 days a week) for you to call.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 2, 2008 0:24:45 GMT -5
I use the Dark Side of the Force to use the hotline. I persuade you with the prospect of receiving the Force and AT-ATs, both of which are unstoppable.
The latter aren't the least bit green, but that's why they are deployed onto enemy systems...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 2, 2008 0:36:16 GMT -5
I reject the AT-ATs, but accept the force.
In six months your empire gets stock trading options!
In the mean while, i continue revolutionizing my (unstoppable) military, coming out with 6 new vehicle models, a replacement line of standard weaponry, a new mobile infantry turret, and a new bomber, as well as altering my old class of interceptors.
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Post by saza on Dec 2, 2008 16:21:38 GMT -5
*calls FTZ, says 'You win. NOT. I merely wish to HELP you. Keyword: HELP."
And give him a dark matter reactor and generator for his troubles.
Then i give everyone a pb&j sandwhich.
And then give them another.
Then i remember. I give Memzak(a.k.a. MemTurd XD) an false sandwhich. his head asplodes for the SECOND time. All finsihed. I then decaler my team victiorius.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 2, 2008 17:53:37 GMT -5
No wonder you win: I HATE PB&J sandwiches. But I like Buffalo wings! I use my AT-ATs and the Dark Side of the Force to subdue you into oblivion, and then QwertyuiopThePie and FoxtrotZero and I celebrate! Whoever rids of the winner becomes the winner... The Galactic Empire takes advantage of the stock options and becomes rich enough to build five more Death Stars...and googolplex Star Destroyers. Not a planet exists that the Empire hasn't taken over, although new planets are being created by divine overlords everyday...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 2, 2008 21:29:18 GMT -5
umm...
right.
I now have 56 colonys. On different worlds. i wish someone would come around. I have dibs on conquering the next noob to challenge our allegiance.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 2, 2008 21:43:00 GMT -5
I call the diplomacy hotline and chat meaninglessly about pancakes.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 3, 2008 0:47:43 GMT -5
Oh, hey, waddaya know.
I conquer your places, whereever they shall be, because i have an epic military, two empires backing me, pancakes, and most importantly, guns way bigger than yours. if you even have any.
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fusion
Newbie
HAS a personal life.
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Post by fusion on Dec 3, 2008 16:47:39 GMT -5
I throw a rock at you and you have slight discomfort in your head.
EPIC OWNAGE
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Post by General Veers on Dec 3, 2008 17:10:15 GMT -5
I step on you...with an AT-AT!!!
The above is from the Star Wars Battlefront II video game.
Obviously, you somehow live through that, so I honor FoxtrotZero's proposition and let him have dibs on powning (I think this the first time I typed that word) you.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 3, 2008 20:56:28 GMT -5
its PWNing.
I drive a very large Tungsten slug straight through QwertyuiopThePie (though the slug is bigger than him).
I also drive a relatively large stone of pure lead straight through Fusion (about the size of my fist), except he was wearing an Uber Helmet, so he only recieves minor blunt force trauma.
But the force cracked and broke the helmet, so no helmet for him.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 5, 2008 0:06:19 GMT -5
I then head-butt helmetless Fusion with my Hoth-uniform helmet, therefore rendering him stupid.
I then use the Dark Side of the Force to reconstruct him and rekill him. Afterwards, I give FoxtrotZero the planet that Fusion had control of.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 5, 2008 0:27:45 GMT -5
I recover, notice the remarkably large railguns that could shoot any one of the previous weapons out of the sky, shoot them down, and cover my planet in a cloaking device.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Dec 5, 2008 15:24:28 GMT -5
I ban every one for godmoding and take over.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 5, 2008 16:14:43 GMT -5
I use my higher position to ban you from godmodding, then I ban ice cream- AGAIN!
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Post by General Veers on Dec 6, 2008 0:06:32 GMT -5
I un-ban Ben and Jerry's Brownie Batter ice cream, which is almost as good as AT-ATs.
Our empires coexist in peace.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Dec 6, 2008 17:53:24 GMT -5
Bans everyone from goddmodding.
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