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Post by thelisto on Dec 6, 2008 19:59:04 GMT -5
This thread will be unlocked due to excessive rudeness.
-Locked
-Becomes the All Supreme Admin-
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 6, 2008 20:10:24 GMT -5
you are already the all supreme admin...
*eats some ice-cream*
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Post by General Veers on Dec 7, 2008 0:28:51 GMT -5
I open up the diplomatic hotline to Ganondorfchampion, Buggy, and TheListo, ergo opening the opportunity to turn the Great Triumvate into the Great Hexumvate.
Unlocked
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 8, 2008 22:39:57 GMT -5
that fails to make sence, and i therefore become confused.
I use my low-power position to sneak in under the BigWig radar and undetectably ban Buggy for Insubordanation.
I also take the time to Unban all ice cream, as well as turn the planet that was previously Fusions and terraform it. Most of the planet is arctic, used for mass Ice Cream storage. The southern hemisphere is a comfortable zone that could rival paradise, with the borders to the iceland used for skiing. This houses Ice Cream production and Research locations.
The south pole is terraformed into a barren desert used for testing Ice Cream in hot conditions, and a number of other rediculous things (seriously, you don't want to know the type of stupid things that happen in that region).
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Post by General Veers on Dec 8, 2008 22:48:54 GMT -5
Since noone took up the offer, the diplomatic hotline is limited to the Great Triumvate again (QwertyuiopThePie, FoxtrotZero, & me).
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 8, 2008 22:58:35 GMT -5
My hotline has only become semi-diplomatic. I guess my chief diplomat needs a new mattress (again)
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Post by General Veers on Dec 8, 2008 23:01:01 GMT -5
I use the Dark Side of the Force to provide a spring--whoops, I mean Nasa cushion--mattress.
I take over 5 more galaxies.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 8, 2008 23:08:00 GMT -5
Unfortunatley i started conquering galaxies in the wrong spiral arm.
I'm afraid you just lost 968 Quadrillion Credits in assorted Military Equipment, and *BOOM*, yeah, another Death Star.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 8, 2008 23:11:24 GMT -5
At least there weren't any AT-ATs on it... But darn the credit loss! Oh well, I'll just overtax the rich civilians for revenue to make up for the amount.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 9, 2008 0:33:22 GMT -5
Didn't i say "Assorted Military Equipment"? This includes a transport Freighter that was carrying primarily, about 30 AT-ATs. Not to mention the (large number) lost in battle.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 9, 2008 18:37:57 GMT -5
NOOOOOO!!! NOT MY PRECIOUS AT-AT'S!!!I blow up several galaxies using the new Death Star that was built using excess funds from the overtaxed rich classes. And then I give you a UPS (U for "universal" in contrast to G for "global"...) for all of your other transports.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 9, 2008 19:16:12 GMT -5
Universial Positioning System...
You DO know the princibal by whch those things work, right?
Anywho. How does your death star keep getting destroyed?
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Post by General Veers on Dec 9, 2008 19:18:08 GMT -5
Yeah, GPS's use artificial sattelites that orbit Earth. Twenty-four, I think.
And the darn Rebel Scum keep finding these tiny exhaust ports and what not...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Dec 9, 2008 19:22:35 GMT -5
First of all, have you concidered revising the design?
Second, haven't you crushed them yet?
Third, i got a joke for you.
Think AT&T. Replace AT&T with AT-AT Replace their logo with The Death Star. And change the motto "Your World, Delivered" to "Your World, Destroyed".
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Post by General Veers on Dec 9, 2008 20:11:20 GMT -5
1.) The Emperor wouldn't permit it, but now that he's "mysteriously" gone... 2.) Not yet *Godmoderates to kill them all off with Dark Side of the Force 3.) ;D
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Post by saza on Dec 9, 2008 20:22:17 GMT -5
I rise from the banishement(did i get that right, FTZ?) and come back. I take the death star and eat it. I use my diety powas to make another. I eat it again. Then, i give everyone a new thing...
...HALF LIFE 2! YAY! Now you'll know wat a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulater is! (a.k.a. Gravity Gun)
The i use my awesomeness to eat the emporer. Just kidding, 'twas Han Solo. The rebel SCUM! FTW I SUPPORT BOTH SIDES! LOLOLOLOL!
ORLY? YARLY!
back to subject, i LOCK listo for attempting to LOCK this awesome thread, for without it, we wouldn't be mindless, selfish/selfless dieties on which anyone not here worships. Basically, we'd not be respected, worshipped, or fabled about. Aren't you glad i said that?
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Post by General Veers on Dec 9, 2008 21:23:57 GMT -5
Saza is retributed for eating Death Stars, but promoted for eating Han Solo.
"Welcome to the Galactic Empire!"
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Post by saza on Dec 16, 2008 19:24:23 GMT -5
Sweet!
I use my new powers to build some newly designed Death Stars, now they use a different exaust system, uses no ports. All taken care of, i continue to pass out Hl2.
I make the standard imperial wep. a dark matter gravgun. We win. JK!
Now these 'rebels' dont stand a chance, and i also make a citadel 10000 feet high. Yay me.
I now open a GravGun helpline at +1-999-876-4523 Or, if you are in Sect. 3a, quadrant 19-8-B, no +1-999.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 16, 2008 19:43:45 GMT -5
I turn into my own mind control device (as seen on chat) and shoot from metal object to metal object, eventually searching star-to-star for a spacecraft to hitch a ride on.
(The mind control device is a sentinent being, escaped from it's computer, that controls all energy, which includes people's minds. It was designed by Qwertyuiop for Temporarily9, but he added a glitch, and the computer broke. It is basically a bolt of electricity, although it can posses people and things, and can keep itself traveling at the speed of light, since it is energy, from star to star. This is very slow, so it just hitches a ride with intergalactic spacecraft)
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Post by General Veers on Dec 17, 2008 1:43:11 GMT -5
The energy is amplified using the Dark Side of the Force.
Yeah, that's about it...
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