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Post by shirogake on Dec 28, 2008 21:11:46 GMT -5
I'm Chuck Norris.
FIN
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Post by General Veers on Dec 28, 2008 21:59:43 GMT -5
Combine-Imperial-Pheonix Empire (CIP Empire) accepts Chuck Norris, provided that he uses his powers for the sake of the CIP Empire (which would include himself, obviously...).
How many days have gone by without being polluted by Rebel scum?
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Post by shirogake on Dec 28, 2008 22:11:17 GMT -5
42.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 28, 2008 23:00:46 GMT -5
Hadn't it been for the fact that I saw you post before me, for the fact that you have high "statistics," and for the fact that you kept your signature, I would have sworn that you were a new member.
Nevertheless, the CIP provides you with several Death Stars and various other things.
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Post by saza on Dec 29, 2008 8:04:58 GMT -5
Don't forgt the standard Combine part! I dont really feel like typing, Zyroshiun, so maybe the last page has it.
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Post by shirogake on Dec 29, 2008 9:37:02 GMT -5
I use the several Death Stars and blow up every other planet in the universe.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 29, 2008 11:39:30 GMT -5
Congratulations on getting 2000 posts!
...and be careful that you don't destroy any CIP systems or CIP planets within any system. I believe we got rid of most of the Rebel scum within the vicinity of googol lightyears, although some might have escaped...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 5, 2009 22:57:22 GMT -5
But. I likey planets.
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Post by Randomness on Jan 14, 2009 8:41:44 GMT -5
Godmod more plzkthxbai?
o, and... 42.
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Post by Soul Alchemist on Jan 14, 2009 8:59:33 GMT -5
Asplodes destroying the universe and everything in it.
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Post by Wilson not really on Jan 14, 2009 9:04:11 GMT -5
I create an army of 99999999999999999999999999.9 people out of nothing (and in one post) to storm qwerty's base, and destroy the earth. I then die out of stupidity and retardedness.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 15:54:10 GMT -5
The "storm qwerty's base" part doesn't happen, because he was a part of the CIP Empire!
...and because I godmodded so!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 14, 2009 23:16:29 GMT -5
Yeah. And, um. Oh yeah. I happened to have ALOT of assorted heavy vehicles there at the time. Which utterly destroyed you...
Yeah. Ouch.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 23:22:06 GMT -5
News flash: AT-AT Swimmers have been added into our collection of CIP Imperial vehicles.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 17, 2009 3:01:47 GMT -5
why is it that my strongest ally is so much more technologically advanced than i?
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Post by General Veers on Jan 17, 2009 10:40:20 GMT -5
Because if he weren't, he wouldn't be your STRONGEST ally.
Besides, you can godmoderate to ruin these stupid English language laws! And all other language laws!
I enslave 99% of Wilson not really Guest's armed forces. They instantly shrivel up. Then I sow their teeth into the ground and up rise several hundred dragons from each tooth. I let all of the dragons shrivel up and then I plant all of THIER teeth. Several billion of each type of Stormtrooper (e.g. Darktrooper, Snowtrooper, Shadowtrooper, Sandtrooper, Scouttrooper, Shocktrooper, etc.) come to being. I nourish them and make them my own.
Wow, that Greek warrior was a genius...
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Post by Edit on Jan 19, 2009 12:13:13 GMT -5
I become a priest who worships the almighty Listo and ha55ii. Listo gives me PG based powers. I drop a bazillion angry fighters on this board.
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Post by saza on Jan 19, 2009 14:42:38 GMT -5
Listo will never, ever, give PG based powers. At least not here.
And, "bazillion" isn't a word.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 19, 2009 15:04:19 GMT -5
I create an ancillary army of googolplex (= 10googol = 1010^100) fighters and deploy them at Edit's base after his hostile encounter.
Victory for the CIP Empire!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 23, 2009 23:13:25 GMT -5
Actually, its:
Million Billion Trillion Quadrillion
An American Billion and a U.K. Billion are different. A US Billion is 1,000 Million (1,000,000,000) while a U.K. Billion is 1 Million Million (1,000,000,000,000)
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