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Post by General Veers on Jan 2, 2009 2:48:47 GMT -5
Defend: I'm your ally in the Combine-Imperial-Phoenix Empire!
Attack: If you are an ally, I demote you; else, I step on you with an AT-HE (All Terrain Heavy Enforcer, an EU ground assault Imperial vehicle).
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Post by shandyman on Jan 2, 2009 12:32:12 GMT -5
Defend: I am an ally, and after my demotion I continue to work my way back up in the ranks
Attack: I eat the sandwich, that would have otherwise saved you from starvation, and make you watch me eat it.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 2, 2009 15:21:24 GMT -5
Defend: I'm starving, but at least I'm still being sustained with minimal sustanence...
Attack: You eat so much negative soup (from The Phantom Tollbooth) that the absolute value of its mass is more than your own total mass (which is positive).
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Post by saza on Jan 2, 2009 15:40:12 GMT -5
Defence: Of course, I am GV's allies. (The C part.) But, I have long ago figured out to transform my mass into ante[/i]mass, so mass NOR antimass or matter... harms me. No problem.
Attack: I jump on your face.
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Post by shandyman on Jan 2, 2009 15:43:39 GMT -5
Defence: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY FACE!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!!!! MY FACE! ITS RUINED! MUCH MORE RUINED THAN IT WAS BEFORE!!
Attack: I show you my face.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 2, 2009 15:55:20 GMT -5
Defence: Okay, guys, seriously, stop turning my helmet around!
Attack: I don't think my AT-AT pilots are very happy with you, since several hundred AT-ATs are shooting at you with medium and heavy blasters...
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Post by saza on Jan 3, 2009 8:45:28 GMT -5
Defence: "I AM ON YOU FREAKIN' SIDE, YOU IMBICILES!"
Attack: I look at you (Lol take that!)
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Post by theultamate on Jan 3, 2009 9:09:57 GMT -5
defence:i am laughing so hard i cant see you ;D ;D
attack:my chicken maker 3000 malfunctions and you are turned into a tasty cooked turkey in front of a starving man
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Post by shandyman on Jan 3, 2009 9:28:06 GMT -5
Defense: I eat myself before the starving man can get close enough
Attack: I weld the switch for the LHC in the ON position.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 4, 2009 5:29:35 GMT -5
Defence: I use an angle grinder to free the switch and flip it to off.
Attack: "Good Evening, I'm Bill Curtis".
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Post by General Veers on Jan 4, 2009 5:34:35 GMT -5
Defend: Not up to date with pop culture (or any culture for that matter...) Attack: Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?
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Post by shandyman on Jan 4, 2009 11:27:56 GMT -5
Defend: your an imbecile
Attack: I'm an imbecile Attack #2: WE'RE ALL IMBECILES!! ;D
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Post by theultamate on Jan 4, 2009 13:47:34 GMT -5
defence: i not knowe dat!!!!
attack i have SHOOP DA WOOPED YOU attack#2 chuck norris
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Post by shandyman on Jan 4, 2009 22:17:34 GMT -5
Defence#1: I survive...somehow... Defence#2: I don't survive, cuz nothing can survive chuck norris
Attack: I don't attack you
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Post by General Veers on Jan 5, 2009 16:34:07 GMT -5
Defend: I defend by hiding inside my AT-AT, just in case your attack is delayed...
Attack: Darth Vader's apprentice attacks you after killing Chuck Norris
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 5, 2009 17:25:50 GMT -5
Defence: You killed Chuck Norris... I'd better not mess with you... *converts to the dark side*
Wait, I was already on the dark side...
whatever.
Attack: Force choke
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Post by General Veers on Jan 5, 2009 18:27:58 GMT -5
Defence: Wait, there's something wrong, but I can't figure out what...oh, right: I'm on your side!
Attack: A Jedi Knight attacks you. Not my fault, honest: I didn't see him until now!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 5, 2009 22:13:36 GMT -5
Defence: Do i have to do everything myself around here? Really? *Fills Jedi Knight with lead, FoxtrotZero style*
Attack: Fills you with lead. FoxtrotZero Style.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 5, 2009 22:43:06 GMT -5
Defend: You aren't my weakness, however...
Attack: ...but I am your weakness!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 5, 2009 23:19:16 GMT -5
However...but? Thats not English. thats Engrish!
Defence: I defend myself
Attack: I was at the CIP Pub late last night, and with a hangover, punch you in the nose...
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