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Post by theultamate on Jan 6, 2009 6:49:56 GMT -5
DEFEND: the real chuck norris comes in the nick of time and severes your hand with his pink
ATTACK: chuck norris SHOOP DA WHOOPS you
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Post by shandyman on Jan 6, 2009 9:21:49 GMT -5
Defence: I throw a mudkip in the lazar.
Attack: stuff and stuff
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Post by theultamate on Jan 6, 2009 9:34:54 GMT -5
defend: OMG! MY MUDKIP!!!
attack: chuck norris shoop da whoops you so fast you dont have time to blink
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Post by shandyman on Jan 7, 2009 9:13:35 GMT -5
Defense: I die....and THEN I blink
Attack: I smash a hippopotamus on you
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Post by General Veers on Jan 7, 2009 15:51:46 GMT -5
Defend: I was in my AT-AT, and those are much too strong in armour to be crushed (or dented) by anything weighing less than several tons. Yay AT-AT!
Attack: The AT-AT shoots at you if you are not a CIP Imperial. If you are a CIP Imperial, it accidentally steps on you.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 7, 2009 16:13:03 GMT -5
Defense: I get out of the way.
Attack: If you are on my side, a troop of rebels. If not, deathstar.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 7, 2009 16:22:28 GMT -5
[hover=Good thing I am one of the leaders of the CIP. Rebel scum is so easy to take out with AT-ATs...]Defend[/hover] (Rollover for defense)
[hover=A technical difficulty causes the Death Star to shoot at you.]Attack[/hover] (Rollover if you are CIP Imperial) [hover=The entire CIP attacks you while you are watching some toddler's show.]Attack[/hover] (Rollover if you are not CIP Imperial)
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Post by shandyman on Jan 7, 2009 19:56:43 GMT -5
Defend: I don't read your message, so nothing you did happened to me...except it probably did to everyone else...
Attack: I go onto "wish game" and wish for GV to stop doing scroll overs for his messages.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 7, 2009 20:07:07 GMT -5
Defence: Your wish was tweaked. He continues to use the scroll overs.
Attack: Does an entire Pheonix Heavy Armor Battalion intimidate you? It should. I don't have the time to explain the schematics for the array of vehicles, weaponry, armor, drive systems, ammunitions, configurations, and more that is in an entire Heavy Army Battalion.
And, oh yeah. Its attacking you. Don't expect to be standing long.
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Post by shandyman on Jan 7, 2009 20:12:13 GMT -5
Defend: I run...as fast as I possibly can...then I get shot down
Attack: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 7, 2009 21:52:00 GMT -5
Defence: You become a Girl
Attack: I still have a Pheonix Heavy Armor Battallion. If you are a member of the CIP Coagulation Empire (CIP-CE, pronounced Sip-See) this is downgraded to a Pheonix Heavy Infantry Battallion. Which is less tough than the vehicular equivalent. My troops are still well trained, well equiped, and are specialised in several fields. A Heavy Battalion even fields TCRLWSI (Targeted Chemical Reaction Laser Weapon Specialized Infantry) soldiers, which wield our deadly...laser gun. I won't bring up the model name right now.
But theres only three people in the CIP-CE empire, and one is me, so...
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 16:09:44 GMT -5
Defend: It's a good thing that I am one of them! I command the batallion to halt and cease fire.
Attack:...and to fire upon you! Or if you are an officer in the CIP Empire, let's just say that one of the weapons malfunctions and fires at you.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 14, 2009 22:06:58 GMT -5
Defence: Soldiers are highly trained in basic defensive measures against friendlys. Primarily not pointing a gun at them.
Attack: You know the drill. But this time it is an unrelentless Pheonix Heavy Armor Battalion.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 22:28:48 GMT -5
Defend: As Major General, I decree that...
Attack: Here comes the Rebel scum! Not that they are that hard to defeat, but you get the idea...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 14, 2009 23:14:34 GMT -5
Defence: I blow up the rebel scum with a variety of heavy weaponry. And i have nothing that can be tripped! (seriously, veers. Rework that design, those legs need to be reapaired too often)
Attack: Whoever you are, theres a large pile of assorted Rebel "scum" falling DIRECTLY on you.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 23:17:46 GMT -5
Defend: I'm inside my AT-AT Swimmer (repulsorlifts instead of legs) Attack: I attack with a legion of AT-AT Swimmers
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 23, 2009 23:29:14 GMT -5
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Defence: Several 11-B1 IBM are launched from the Missile Silo Facility roughly 250 miles northwest of The Ruins of The City of New Mombasa. These, modified properly, deliver a nuclear payload that destroys your fleet of swimmers.
Attack: Additionally, i drop a couple of specially modified ASGM-10 Missiles (with delivery systems replaced with a weight and a contact sensor) from a modified T-11 TTWC "Dolphin" onto your so-called "remains".
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Post by wizard on Jan 24, 2009 16:44:47 GMT -5
defend:im a completely unrelated guy andwatch it fall on the remains
attack: whatever it was, you wont know, cause your already dead.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 25, 2009 0:47:08 GMT -5
Defend: I'm not dead yet, so the attack doesn't apply to me.
Attack: All mathematics from grade 1 addition-subtraction to high school Advanced Placement Calculus BC confuse and destroy you
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 25, 2009 18:41:23 GMT -5
Defense: I get into Calculus B.C. and learn all of them...
Attack: I read War and Peace to you.
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