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Post by Paradox on Nov 12, 2009 9:04:32 GMT -5
Too bad. I wish I had another wish.
OR
Granted, but it makes a paradox (also my name) that makes everything go out of whack. I wish that everything was back to normal.
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 12, 2009 10:19:42 GMT -5
Granted, everything is back to normal. Which means you no longer exist. Of course, neither do I. We're talking about the planetary history, where "normal" is "non-humans".
I wish humans existed again.
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Post by t3hg4m3r on Nov 14, 2009 13:45:22 GMT -5
Granted, but they pollute the enviornment and eventually extinct themselves again. (You knew this was coming.) I wish I had 1 mil $.
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 14, 2009 15:24:02 GMT -5
Granted, but it's in a trust fund that will only be accessible once you turn 99.
I wish I had more candy.
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Post by t3hg4m3r on Nov 18, 2009 9:49:56 GMT -5
Granted, but Lucifer steals it and eats it all. I wish I knew how to get Dan-balls.
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Post by Paradox on Nov 18, 2009 18:04:53 GMT -5
Granted, but no-one can see them. Not even yourself. I wish I had a third wish.
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Post by jakebob on Nov 18, 2009 18:13:23 GMT -5
Granted. It's taken away before you can use it when you're told that you can't wish for more wishes.
I wish I could internet effectively.
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Post by Paradox on Nov 18, 2009 21:21:49 GMT -5
Granted, but the Internet broke down. I wish I could wish for a wish.
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Post by Qwerty on Nov 19, 2009 18:48:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only get the wish in your next post, where you would get one anyway.
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Post by t3hg4m3r on Nov 20, 2009 22:55:41 GMT -5
Granted, but your wish and its results are invisible. I wish i could eat a couch.
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Post by BlueWinter on Nov 21, 2009 7:47:35 GMT -5
Granted. Here's your edible couch, but it will vapourise as soon as you take a bite. I wish nothing would ever go wrong on my computer.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Nov 24, 2009 23:30:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you have a PC, so that's not possible.
I wish I could marry a narwhal.
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Post by deoxy99 on Nov 30, 2009 0:35:30 GMT -5
Granted, but she always smells like sulfur.
I wish that I had access to Seti@Home.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 3, 2009 20:14:06 GMT -5
Granted, but seti@home isn't a valid email address, so you get access to nothing.
I wish I could take complete control of any domain name of my choosing, for free.
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Post by Qwerty333 on Dec 4, 2009 21:49:43 GMT -5
Granted, but everyone saw this coming, so they deleted the internet.
I wish I could eat the entire Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 9:55:58 GMT -5
Granted, but it rained, so they didn't come. I wish for a fish on a dish that's sort of rotten-ish and clich(ed).
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 6, 2009 11:52:50 GMT -5
Granted, but it's rotten, so it smells so bad everyone makes you throw it out.
I wish I knew what I was doing.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 16:30:15 GMT -5
Granted, but I don't know what I am doing. I wish I knew what I am doing.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 10, 2009 0:18:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it only lasts for a couple seconds, in which you realize that you are reading my post on the computer. I wish I hadn't made this post. Granted: it is as if you never posted. I wish I could carry out the operation 10 googol ▲ 10 googol, where ▲ represents the operator for nonation (a hyper-operation)...
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 10, 2009 19:09:20 GMT -5
Granted, but before you can solve it, a random anvil falls on you, killing you. Happens all the time in Kevin's Misadventures.
I wish I could survive for one whole comic strip.
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