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Post by Saza on Dec 12, 2009 23:15:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't in the next. I wish I hadn't gone or ever heard of the OIFY. And for you safety, do NOT ask. DO NOT.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 13, 2009 2:15:07 GMT -5
It's some facepunch off-topic board, right?
Granted, but then you can't remember this wish, and you do in the future tense.
I wish my computer was more awesome.
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Post by General Veers on Dec 13, 2009 7:44:13 GMT -5
Granted, but from my point of view: you have to suffer with command-line based environment instead of a GUI.
I wish I could recreate my calculator games into Java text adventure games (i.e. have exactly the same thing, only with a different computer high-level language).
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Post by Saza on Dec 13, 2009 13:41:52 GMT -5
Granted but they stink. No offense, I'm sure they must be pretty good.
I wish I did not wish.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 13, 2009 18:04:22 GMT -5
Granted, but since the paradox cannot form, this means that if you HAD wished I would have simply ignored it.
I wish I had a copy of Veer's calculator games to analyze his programming techniques.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 16, 2009 7:28:38 GMT -5
Granted, but since the paradox cannot form, this means that if you HAD wished I would have simply ignored it. I wish I had a copy of Veer's calculator games to analyze his programming techniques. You said mah name! I wish I could sue you for that. Oh, and, Granted, but the calculator asplodes from brain matter.
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Post by Qwerty on Dec 16, 2009 10:15:55 GMT -5
Oops, I see I just sent Veer's brain into my calculator.
Granted, you can sue me for saying your name, but that wasn't your real name, and you can't sue anyone but me.
I wish I could instantly appear anywhere I want to, anytime I want to, with no restrictions.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 3, 2010 19:55:42 GMT -5
I wish I could instantly appear anywhere I want to, anytime I want to, with no restrictions.
Granted. You test this ability out: You appear in the past and meet your mother before she met your father. She attempts to marry you.
You then go meet a dinosaur. He eats you.
I wish I did not wish this wish.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 4, 2010 9:50:09 GMT -5
Granted, but this angers the Paradox-God, and he comes out of the ground and eats you.
I wish I could find the Philosopher's Stone.
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Post by Phantom Zero on Apr 4, 2010 21:59:53 GMT -5
Granted you find the Philosopher's Stone but unfortunitly it needs one more life for it to be completed so you are killed by it but on the bright side the Philosopher's Stone is complete.
i wish i could destroy this forum.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 5, 2010 18:30:13 GMT -5
Granted. You are now able to destroy the forum. Just deactivate the security system first.
I wish I hadn't angered the Paradox god.
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Post by Phantom Zero on Apr 5, 2010 18:48:40 GMT -5
Granted. he kills you so that you can not anger him any more.
i wish my fists steal steel made of fists that steal steel but dont steal any more but now they steal fists made of steal.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 5, 2010 18:52:44 GMT -5
Granted, but I steal your fists before you make your wish.
I wish that I was TheListo for a day.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 5, 2010 19:15:08 GMT -5
Granted. You get to be TheListo on the day he died.
I wish that the Paradox God did not kill me, and was not angry with me.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 6, 2010 22:38:57 GMT -5
granted, but he puts you in a coma by accident, and is too lazy to fix it.
I wish I didn't have a fourth degree burn.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 7, 2010 0:42:27 GMT -5
granted, but he puts you in a coma by accident, and is too lazy to fix it. I wish I didn't have a fourth degree burn. Granted. You now don't. You now have the coma I had. I wish that RikkaKitsune didn't grant my previous wish.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 7, 2010 7:28:36 GMT -5
Granted: *Rips off Rikkakitsune disguise* It was me!
I wish I had a lawyer for my next wish!
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Post by Elmach on Apr 7, 2010 20:27:18 GMT -5
Granted. I'm your lawyer. A very incompetent one.
I wish that Air Alchemist 8 is a penguin.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 8, 2010 22:59:58 GMT -5
Granted. But he can fly.
I wish i could find my Gas Torch set...
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 11, 2010 21:25:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you find it broken into tiny pieces. Dust, actually.
I wish I could put anything back together again instantly.
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