Post by Sandmaster on Jan 25, 2009 12:06:37 GMT -5
ADD TO IT! WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS!
1. TheListo is 1337. Everyone else is 1336.
2. If it’s important, staff won’t do it.
3. SandMaster is a figment of your imagination.
4. Anon is not Vaconovat.
5. If it exists, SandMaster will post on it.
6. SilentlyRandom’s Teddy is a Y. Pestis, or a Bubonic Plague.
7. MaybeTomorrow is not legible for virgin sacrifices.
8. Blame Mattaroni. He is the source of all evil. Like Cheney.
9. The Community is and will forever be idiotic.
10. Shandy is a woman.
11. H2O2 is made of water and oxygen. We need water. We need oxygen. Therefore it is good. Now everyone I hate must drink it.
12. If physics are involved, SandMaster is there.
13. If inappropriate images are involved, DhoomLord, Ozone, and Chernobog will be there.
14. CURRENTLY NOT SHOWN DUE TO REQUEST. IF IT WILL NOT BE SHOWN AGAIN, IT WILL BE REPLACED
15. If it’s by Yonder, Soccerking, Darkraine, Dark Master, Sendai45, Uitham, Buggy793, Nfav, Callex, RavenMac, or anyone that should be on this list, it is good and must be voted for.
16. SandMaster’s subconscious is subconsciously invalid.
17. The Serious Debate will have flaming. If it does not have flaming, it does not belong.
18. Anything in the Powder Game section is of the utmost importance if nobody bothers locking it. Therefore, staff will not lock it (see Law 2).
19. If you are confused by SandMaster, you are normal. If SandMaster is confused by SandMaster, he is dividing by zero and everyone will be killed.
20. The Wiki is truth. Truth is the Wiki. If it is on the Wiki it is therefore true. If it is not on the Wiki it cannot exist. Mattaroni is on the Wiki. Therefore we have something to hate once we forget about the Bush Presidency.
21. You can drink at this age.
22. If the US, war, economic trouble, or religion is involved, SandMaster is there.
23. Dhoomlord is photoshopped.
24. Chernobog rides waves.
25. If it is TheListo, it is TehLeetzo.
26. If one finds a cake, he does not exist, as the cake does not exist.
27. If it is anon, pretend that it is MaybeTomorrow.
28. Every single member has an equal and opposite noob.
29. MaybeTomorrow is a cow.
30. I ate teh fud.
31. The stupidity is not justified if it is backed up by people on the Comment Boards.
32. Vinster60 is a representative of SandMaster, thus what SandMaster says through Vinster60 is as SandMaster wishes it to be.
33. Aero must not get mad, hence we all be fired at with flaming aeros.
34. General Veers is an egophile.
35. There is no spoon.
37. There is no Law 36.
38. SandMaster is a clean-energy source for debating.
39. Falling Sand Game Forums suck. Don't like that? Too bad.
40. If a yes-no question is asked, the answer will be Q regardless of the question.
41. Your IP doesn't lie. Unless you use a proxy. Then we're screwed.
42. The answer to life, the universe and everything is actually 1/0.
43. Shirogake will change his name within the next month. If he does not, he is inactive or unable.
44. SandMaster is not online no matter how many posts you see him make.
45. If the avatar is unusual or misunderstood, the member is staff.
46. Staff applications are always open, but no one knows it. It just happens.
47. At least 5 noobs will actually take these rules seriously
48. If it is DarkWinter or Nigramancer, it will be banned.
49. Chernobog lives in a bog.
50. Alpha16 is never going to be Beta17.
51. If your Appendix bursts, you will divide by zero and die.
52. Ha55ii is God, TheListo is Jesus, and staff is his disciples.
53. Spiritbot likes Grills.
54. Saza knows a lot about black hoes.
55. Uploads by JVigger are to be deleted on sight.
56. Sendai45 invented it. Screw you.
57. DhoomLord likes Tigers
58. MaybeTomorrow is a n3rD.
59. AeroDude has a sister, AeroDudette.
60. Soccerking is better than you.
66. P0wD3rFr3ak likes teh pr0nz.
67. Aerodude has cooties.
68. This is blasphemy. Sparta's over there by madness.
69. Stick Ranger=2(Earth EditorPlanet Simulation)/Compasses. It’s simple math.
70. The Great Debate is awesome. If it wasn’t discussed on the Great Debate, it is not important (therefore staff act upon it, as shown by Law 2).
71. TheShadowLord is awesome regardless of whether he ever comes back.
72. Everyone in the world is criminally insane except for SandMaster (and he can prove it).
73. The milk expired a month ago.
74. If it’s in the spam board, it isn’t important (therefore staff act upon it according to Law 2).
75. If you fail the Dan-Ball quiz, you fail at Dan Ball in general. The majority of the Community has failed the Dan Ball quiz.
76. If it is funny, a noob didn’t say it.
77. General Veers is secretly hiding the fact that he was demoted to Second Lieutenant Veers.
78. If an alt-key symbol is in the username, the member is automatically awesome.
79. If TheListo programmed Stick Ranger the awesomeness would kill everyone within a 450Km radius.
80. People who read this many rules have no life.
81. SandMaster posts ‘because it’s there.’
82. You can’t prove anything about SandMaster.
83. If one asks how to upload in the Powder Game Comment Boards, he is a noob. If he asks in any other board, he should be quarantined and destroyed for the better of humanity.
84. If the computer has a virus, use antimechanics.
85. If the upload is inappropriate, it will reach top upload for the week before getting deleted.
86. If SandMaster says ‘FSGF,’ ‘God,’ ‘physics,’ ‘antimatter,’ or ‘infinity’ in a sentence either flaming will ensue or a debate will ensue that leads to flaming.
87. The chat rules are not followed. Even by the creator of them.
88. Do not read this Law.
89. All of MaybeTomorrow’s calculators are amazing. All other calculators regardless of their ability to function are inferior to such.
90. If SandMaster says ‘that explains a lot,’ it probably implies something very wrong with you.
91. Uploads asking for acid, guns, nukes, super-lasers, magic, pets, skateboards, or cars should be deleted on sight.
92. If you don’t understand ‘TREES!’, ‘I make my omelets with 8 eggs,’ or ‘BACON!’ you are a noob.
93. Saza fails.
94. Secret is well known, therefore he is not secret.
95. Ninety five.
96. SandMaster joining a flame war is like dousing fire with kerosene.
97. 2 members of the Community make about a quarter of the IQ of the dumbest regular member on the forum.
98. Typos are bda.
99. Posts stating ‘100TH POST ZOMG YA’ should not count as posts.
100. 100TH LAW ZOMG YA!
101. If you did something horribly wrong, your best excuse is to blame the economy. Or Mattaroni (see Law 8)
102. Vinster60 is a tumor.
103. TheListo has laser eyes.
103.5. What?
104. Acid is asid, Laser is lazor, Bomb is bom.
105. The Community is only unhappy with the uploads they asked for.
One Hundred and Six. If it is anon and it's IP is not known, it is a noob no matter what it says.
107. Do not disobey this law.
108. If it exists, SandMaster can prove it doesn’t exist.
109. High dosage of spam could cause brain damage. An overdose could be caused by as low as one gram of spam.
110. Everyone loves SilentlyRandom regardless of age, interests, or gender. Else they are not human or see someone else. Nonhumans and people with someone else anyone do not necessarily have to not love SilentlyRandom.
111. If it is the Community, inappropriate text and links will be written.
112. More people use the chats than the forums.
113. Pie and cake are in constant mortal conflict. Armageddon will occur when one wins over the other.
114. The staff lounge does not exist. You know nothing. We will now clear your memory.
115. The last thing TheListo will see before he drowns in spam is him banning the moron who gave out his email.
116. Stating you are not a hypocrite could make you twice the hypocrite you are. Don’t deny your hypocrisy.
117. The spam board is a weird and scary place. The chat is the spam board in real-time.
118. FLORB! SEND IT TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION!
119. If the upload asks you to vote, do not vote. If the upload only asks you to vote, delete.
120. SandMaster hates everything until he gets to know it.
121. THE PONY #%$@ed THE NARWHAL. THUS, THE UNICORN WAS BORN!
122. SandMaster is plotting something.
123. SPIRITBot and SilentlyRandom have tried and failed to have a relationship. Then everyone else shows up.
124. How do you post a comments
125. And TheListo said ‘Let there be text’ and there was text. TheListo saw that the text was in good font, and he separated the good from the bad. TheListo called the good ‘post,’ and the bad he called ‘spam.’ And there were flames, and there were constructive criticism, and there was context—the first message. (Listocism: Genesis 1: 6-8)
126. Don’t seek the truth. SandMaster will just say ‘It went that way.’
127. PG Fan is getting worse. Theory shows that by his twentieth upload he will shrivel up and die.
128. SandMaster is running out of ideas for Laws.
129. Stick Ranger 3.1: We can now poke mushrooms.
130. If something dramatic happens, SandMaster will say something like ‘*dramatic music, SandMaster falls to his knees and shouts ‘WHY?’ fade to black, curtain…*’
131.
132. Rickrolling is forbidden
134. A thread will always have a post with less than five words in it.
133. Oops! I switched 133 and 134!
135. As the amount of rules increase, the amount of rules referring to mindless spam increases.
136. Dhoomlord will be right back, pronz.
137. Nobody, can take a joke on the Forum. NOBODY.
138. Instead of wasting time using bold, underline, and italics at the same time, use caps lock.
139. Only SandMaster has divided by zero and lived. And Chuck Norris, of course…
140. The Trash Bin is better than the Staff Lounge.
141. George W. Bush left and he took all the political humor with him.
142. If you print a flame war out and set it on fire, you can hear the arguing.
143. Everyone has issues. TheListo is too awesome, Shirogake is a sadist who keeps changing his names, SPIRITbot is in denial, Mattaroni is a pain in the ass, and SandMaster thinks that he is insane. Also, everybody lies, nobody has a sense of humor, and we all have no life.
144. 12*12.
145. 2012 won’t happen. Live with it.
146. Nobody notices that the programmers for Stick Ranger just copied and pasted different things and made bigger numbers here and there for version 3.2.
147. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
148. It was the chair.
149. You didn't see this
150. Memzak > Listo
151. Memzak = 1338, List = 1337, the rest = 1336, SandMaster = 1/0
152. Who's your daddy!
153. Don't answer Rule 152
154. <this rule has been removed>
155. Frogmaster is never coming back
1. TheListo is 1337. Everyone else is 1336.
2. If it’s important, staff won’t do it.
3. SandMaster is a figment of your imagination.
4. Anon is not Vaconovat.
5. If it exists, SandMaster will post on it.
6. SilentlyRandom’s Teddy is a Y. Pestis, or a Bubonic Plague.
7. MaybeTomorrow is not legible for virgin sacrifices.
8. Blame Mattaroni. He is the source of all evil. Like Cheney.
9. The Community is and will forever be idiotic.
10. Shandy is a woman.
11. H2O2 is made of water and oxygen. We need water. We need oxygen. Therefore it is good. Now everyone I hate must drink it.
12. If physics are involved, SandMaster is there.
13. If inappropriate images are involved, DhoomLord, Ozone, and Chernobog will be there.
14. CURRENTLY NOT SHOWN DUE TO REQUEST. IF IT WILL NOT BE SHOWN AGAIN, IT WILL BE REPLACED
15. If it’s by Yonder, Soccerking, Darkraine, Dark Master, Sendai45, Uitham, Buggy793, Nfav, Callex, RavenMac, or anyone that should be on this list, it is good and must be voted for.
16. SandMaster’s subconscious is subconsciously invalid.
17. The Serious Debate will have flaming. If it does not have flaming, it does not belong.
18. Anything in the Powder Game section is of the utmost importance if nobody bothers locking it. Therefore, staff will not lock it (see Law 2).
19. If you are confused by SandMaster, you are normal. If SandMaster is confused by SandMaster, he is dividing by zero and everyone will be killed.
20. The Wiki is truth. Truth is the Wiki. If it is on the Wiki it is therefore true. If it is not on the Wiki it cannot exist. Mattaroni is on the Wiki. Therefore we have something to hate once we forget about the Bush Presidency.
21. You can drink at this age.
22. If the US, war, economic trouble, or religion is involved, SandMaster is there.
23. Dhoomlord is photoshopped.
24. Chernobog rides waves.
25. If it is TheListo, it is TehLeetzo.
26. If one finds a cake, he does not exist, as the cake does not exist.
27. If it is anon, pretend that it is MaybeTomorrow.
28. Every single member has an equal and opposite noob.
29. MaybeTomorrow is a cow.
30. I ate teh fud.
31. The stupidity is not justified if it is backed up by people on the Comment Boards.
32. Vinster60 is a representative of SandMaster, thus what SandMaster says through Vinster60 is as SandMaster wishes it to be.
33. Aero must not get mad, hence we all be fired at with flaming aeros.
34. General Veers is an egophile.
35. There is no spoon.
37. There is no Law 36.
38. SandMaster is a clean-energy source for debating.
39. Falling Sand Game Forums suck. Don't like that? Too bad.
40. If a yes-no question is asked, the answer will be Q regardless of the question.
41. Your IP doesn't lie. Unless you use a proxy. Then we're screwed.
42. The answer to life, the universe and everything is actually 1/0.
43. Shirogake will change his name within the next month. If he does not, he is inactive or unable.
44. SandMaster is not online no matter how many posts you see him make.
45. If the avatar is unusual or misunderstood, the member is staff.
46. Staff applications are always open, but no one knows it. It just happens.
47. At least 5 noobs will actually take these rules seriously
48. If it is DarkWinter or Nigramancer, it will be banned.
49. Chernobog lives in a bog.
50. Alpha16 is never going to be Beta17.
51. If your Appendix bursts, you will divide by zero and die.
52. Ha55ii is God, TheListo is Jesus, and staff is his disciples.
53. Spiritbot likes Grills.
54. Saza knows a lot about black hoes.
55. Uploads by JVigger are to be deleted on sight.
56. Sendai45 invented it. Screw you.
57. DhoomLord likes Tigers
58. MaybeTomorrow is a n3rD.
59. AeroDude has a sister, AeroDudette.
60. Soccerking is better than you.
66. P0wD3rFr3ak likes teh pr0nz.
67. Aerodude has cooties.
68. This is blasphemy. Sparta's over there by madness.
69. Stick Ranger=2(Earth EditorPlanet Simulation)/Compasses. It’s simple math.
70. The Great Debate is awesome. If it wasn’t discussed on the Great Debate, it is not important (therefore staff act upon it, as shown by Law 2).
71. TheShadowLord is awesome regardless of whether he ever comes back.
72. Everyone in the world is criminally insane except for SandMaster (and he can prove it).
73. The milk expired a month ago.
74. If it’s in the spam board, it isn’t important (therefore staff act upon it according to Law 2).
75. If you fail the Dan-Ball quiz, you fail at Dan Ball in general. The majority of the Community has failed the Dan Ball quiz.
76. If it is funny, a noob didn’t say it.
77. General Veers is secretly hiding the fact that he was demoted to Second Lieutenant Veers.
78. If an alt-key symbol is in the username, the member is automatically awesome.
79. If TheListo programmed Stick Ranger the awesomeness would kill everyone within a 450Km radius.
80. People who read this many rules have no life.
81. SandMaster posts ‘because it’s there.’
82. You can’t prove anything about SandMaster.
83. If one asks how to upload in the Powder Game Comment Boards, he is a noob. If he asks in any other board, he should be quarantined and destroyed for the better of humanity.
84. If the computer has a virus, use antimechanics.
85. If the upload is inappropriate, it will reach top upload for the week before getting deleted.
86. If SandMaster says ‘FSGF,’ ‘God,’ ‘physics,’ ‘antimatter,’ or ‘infinity’ in a sentence either flaming will ensue or a debate will ensue that leads to flaming.
87. The chat rules are not followed. Even by the creator of them.
88. Do not read this Law.
89. All of MaybeTomorrow’s calculators are amazing. All other calculators regardless of their ability to function are inferior to such.
90. If SandMaster says ‘that explains a lot,’ it probably implies something very wrong with you.
91. Uploads asking for acid, guns, nukes, super-lasers, magic, pets, skateboards, or cars should be deleted on sight.
92. If you don’t understand ‘TREES!’, ‘I make my omelets with 8 eggs,’ or ‘BACON!’ you are a noob.
93. Saza fails.
94. Secret is well known, therefore he is not secret.
95. Ninety five.
96. SandMaster joining a flame war is like dousing fire with kerosene.
97. 2 members of the Community make about a quarter of the IQ of the dumbest regular member on the forum.
98. Typos are bda.
99. Posts stating ‘100TH POST ZOMG YA’ should not count as posts.
100. 100TH LAW ZOMG YA!
101. If you did something horribly wrong, your best excuse is to blame the economy. Or Mattaroni (see Law 8)
102. Vinster60 is a tumor.
103. TheListo has laser eyes.
103.5. What?
104. Acid is asid, Laser is lazor, Bomb is bom.
105. The Community is only unhappy with the uploads they asked for.
One Hundred and Six. If it is anon and it's IP is not known, it is a noob no matter what it says.
107. Do not disobey this law.
108. If it exists, SandMaster can prove it doesn’t exist.
109. High dosage of spam could cause brain damage. An overdose could be caused by as low as one gram of spam.
110. Everyone loves SilentlyRandom regardless of age, interests, or gender. Else they are not human or see someone else. Nonhumans and people with someone else anyone do not necessarily have to not love SilentlyRandom.
111. If it is the Community, inappropriate text and links will be written.
112. More people use the chats than the forums.
113. Pie and cake are in constant mortal conflict. Armageddon will occur when one wins over the other.
114. The staff lounge does not exist. You know nothing. We will now clear your memory.
115. The last thing TheListo will see before he drowns in spam is him banning the moron who gave out his email.
116. Stating you are not a hypocrite could make you twice the hypocrite you are. Don’t deny your hypocrisy.
117. The spam board is a weird and scary place. The chat is the spam board in real-time.
118. FLORB! SEND IT TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION!
119. If the upload asks you to vote, do not vote. If the upload only asks you to vote, delete.
120. SandMaster hates everything until he gets to know it.
121. THE PONY #%$@ed THE NARWHAL. THUS, THE UNICORN WAS BORN!
122. SandMaster is plotting something.
123. SPIRITBot and SilentlyRandom have tried and failed to have a relationship. Then everyone else shows up.
124. How do you post a comments
125. And TheListo said ‘Let there be text’ and there was text. TheListo saw that the text was in good font, and he separated the good from the bad. TheListo called the good ‘post,’ and the bad he called ‘spam.’ And there were flames, and there were constructive criticism, and there was context—the first message. (Listocism: Genesis 1: 6-8)
126. Don’t seek the truth. SandMaster will just say ‘It went that way.’
127. PG Fan is getting worse. Theory shows that by his twentieth upload he will shrivel up and die.
128. SandMaster is running out of ideas for Laws.
129. Stick Ranger 3.1: We can now poke mushrooms.
130. If something dramatic happens, SandMaster will say something like ‘*dramatic music, SandMaster falls to his knees and shouts ‘WHY?’ fade to black, curtain…*’
131.
Don’t tell anyone what the spoiler is!
132. Rickrolling is forbidden
134. A thread will always have a post with less than five words in it.
133. Oops! I switched 133 and 134!
135. As the amount of rules increase, the amount of rules referring to mindless spam increases.
136. Dhoomlord will be right back, pronz.
137. Nobody, can take a joke on the Forum. NOBODY.
138. Instead of wasting time using bold, underline, and italics at the same time, use caps lock.
139. Only SandMaster has divided by zero and lived. And Chuck Norris, of course…
140. The Trash Bin is better than the Staff Lounge.
141. George W. Bush left and he took all the political humor with him.
142. If you print a flame war out and set it on fire, you can hear the arguing.
143. Everyone has issues. TheListo is too awesome, Shirogake is a sadist who keeps changing his names, SPIRITbot is in denial, Mattaroni is a pain in the ass, and SandMaster thinks that he is insane. Also, everybody lies, nobody has a sense of humor, and we all have no life.
144. 12*12.
145. 2012 won’t happen. Live with it.
146. Nobody notices that the programmers for Stick Ranger just copied and pasted different things and made bigger numbers here and there for version 3.2.
147. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
148. It was the chair.
149. You didn't see this
150. Memzak > Listo
151. Memzak = 1338, List = 1337, the rest = 1336, SandMaster = 1/0
152. Who's your daddy!
153. Don't answer Rule 152
154. <this rule has been removed>
155. Frogmaster is never coming back
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