Post by kon on Jun 15, 2008 13:08:10 GMT -5
I've decided to do the three word story so far.
I will update every when a new page comes.
Sorry if I miss any.
And should I continue writing like this or should I do it like a complete paragraph?
Note: I did modify some.
Page 1:
One fine day...
...a cat dyed...
...and then a...
...dumb man cried...
...(sorry)"Oh my gosh!!!"...
...there was a...
...bear in my...
...pants. It sucked...
...on my spoon...
...it was really...
...a pig panda...
...that ate large...
...stupid politicians. I...
...like eating pie....
...then throw it.
But the pie....
...was highly flammable...
..and it killed...
...all of China...
...in the end...
Page 2:
...in the end...
...everyone wanted to...
...dye their hair...
...the color of...
...barf. It was...
...actualy the color...
...of someone's big...
...green crap.It....
...smelled like the...
...worst thing you've...
...ever smelled and...
...seen.Suddenly the...
...mayor of jonesvill...
...decided that he...
...hates emos because...
...they are smarter...
...and are awesome...
...but explode randomly.
Then all Emos...
...declared war on...
...themselves. Amazingly the...
Page 3:
...slow moving sloth...
...stopped the war...
...by doing absolutly...
...nothing and the...
...surviving Chinese people...
...ate ice cream...
...because they were...
...not really chinese...
...they were British!
...And they were....
...also very evil...
...because they had...
....diahherea. It was....
...very bad smelling..
...skunk that snuck...
...through the hall.
Afterward they realized...
...that the very...
...racist moron from...
...the moon was...
Page 4:
...a green alien...
...that ate nicky...
...the avenging %#$#@*...
...after he started...
...running away stop!
A astronaut found...
...said the angry...
...piece of chese...
...which was moldy...
...and had fleas...
...hey that rhymed...
...yelled the big...
...exploding lazer robot...
...that killed powdermaster...
...but really failed...
...then killed powdermaster...
...but exploded itself...
...then i said...
...you are ugly...
Page 5:
...you crazy idiot...
...after he blew...
...a leaf into...
...the driveway of...
...an airplane that...
...took off without...
...realizing a bomb...
...exploded in Russia...
...so they died...
...because they suck...
...and nightmare died...
...because he's wrong...
...and also annoying.
Hi peoples died...
...in a big...
...parallel universe so...
...I ate him.
Page 6
Then u died...
...but I came...
...back and ate...
...a monkey's pet...
...that was a...
...famous serial killer...
...so i got...
...some new clothes...
...and went to...
...Tesco's because I...
...dont know what...
...the cost of...
...a potato is...
...but Ghost does...
...so ask Ghost...
...if he's short...
...on RPGs (Rocket Propelled Grenades)...
...then bite a...
...potato to see...
...if it can...
Too lazy too do more...
...must...
...do...
...tomorrow.
I will update every when a new page comes.
Sorry if I miss any.
And should I continue writing like this or should I do it like a complete paragraph?
Note: I did modify some.
Page 1:
One fine day...
...a cat dyed...
...and then a...
...dumb man cried...
...(sorry)"Oh my gosh!!!"...
...there was a...
...bear in my...
...pants. It sucked...
...on my spoon...
...it was really...
...a pig panda...
...that ate large...
...stupid politicians. I...
...like eating pie....
...then throw it.
But the pie....
...was highly flammable...
..and it killed...
...all of China...
...in the end...
Page 2:
...in the end...
...everyone wanted to...
...dye their hair...
...the color of...
...barf. It was...
...actualy the color...
...of someone's big...
...green crap.It....
...smelled like the...
...worst thing you've...
...ever smelled and...
...seen.Suddenly the...
...mayor of jonesvill...
...decided that he...
...hates emos because...
...they are smarter...
...and are awesome...
...but explode randomly.
Then all Emos...
...declared war on...
...themselves. Amazingly the...
Page 3:
...slow moving sloth...
...stopped the war...
...by doing absolutly...
...nothing and the...
...surviving Chinese people...
...ate ice cream...
...because they were...
...not really chinese...
...they were British!
...And they were....
...also very evil...
...because they had...
....diahherea. It was....
...very bad smelling..
...skunk that snuck...
...through the hall.
Afterward they realized...
...that the very...
...racist moron from...
...the moon was...
Page 4:
...a green alien...
...that ate nicky...
...the avenging %#$#@*...
...after he started...
...running away stop!
A astronaut found...
...said the angry...
...piece of chese...
...which was moldy...
...and had fleas...
...hey that rhymed...
...yelled the big...
...exploding lazer robot...
...that killed powdermaster...
...but really failed...
...then killed powdermaster...
...but exploded itself...
...then i said...
...you are ugly...
Page 5:
...you crazy idiot...
...after he blew...
...a leaf into...
...the driveway of...
...an airplane that...
...took off without...
...realizing a bomb...
...exploded in Russia...
...so they died...
...because they suck...
...and nightmare died...
...because he's wrong...
...and also annoying.
Hi peoples died...
...in a big...
...parallel universe so...
...I ate him.
Page 6
Then u died...
...but I came...
...back and ate...
...a monkey's pet...
...that was a...
...famous serial killer...
...so i got...
...some new clothes...
...and went to...
...Tesco's because I...
...dont know what...
...the cost of...
...a potato is...
...but Ghost does...
...so ask Ghost...
...if he's short...
...on RPGs (Rocket Propelled Grenades)...
...then bite a...
...potato to see...
...if it can...
Too lazy too do more...
...must...
...do...
...tomorrow.
