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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 24, 2009 17:13:22 GMT -5
This is Grand Theft Auto 52.4.1 and it's a little different than the others.
This Grand Theft Auto is NICE.
All you have to do is say some sort of disaster that would happen in GTA, and put a "..." at the end. Then, someone will continue with what happens that makes the situation completely funny/safe/etc. It's the opposite of Grand Theft Auto.
I'll start out...
One day, I was walking down the bright streets of Liberty City when a car careened around the corner and came right at me- there was a man in the back seat with a knife...
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Post by saza on Feb 24, 2009 18:41:48 GMT -5
..And he cut me a piece of cake. He then said 'Happy Birthday!' and I was like 'Thanks, though it isn't!'
I was eating cake...
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Post by General Veers on Feb 24, 2009 18:45:50 GMT -5
...and everyone went to an ice cream shop for extra ice cream!
When we arrived, several cars sped around and surrounded us. They parked in place, and some gangsters came out of the doors wearing shades and semi-automatics. They lifted their guns and...
(I haven't played any of the GTAs, but it sounds like violent auto theft games...)
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Post by saza on Feb 24, 2009 18:53:50 GMT -5
...They shot the windows.
Then, they paid me a million bucks for not getting hit.
All the ice cream gives me brainfreeze...
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 24, 2009 19:11:32 GMT -5
...and one of the gunmen rushes to help, giving you some hot chocolate and bidding you a good day.
Then you get home and the door is wide open...
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Post by saza on Feb 24, 2009 19:56:08 GMT -5
...And you scream 'Thanks, to Joe for giving me my cookies!'
Somebody ate your cookies?
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Post by wizard on Feb 24, 2009 20:58:59 GMT -5
... and then the guy who ate them gave you that many times 9 to the power of 999999999 amount of cookies!
but the place is ransacked...
(this is soon to be EPIC. i sense it, wiht mah magic powers. IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!)
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 25, 2009 7:43:37 GMT -5
...then a pack of maids runs in and cleans it all up for you, and you go upstairs. Waiting in your room for you are three big, scary looking...
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Post by saza on Feb 25, 2009 7:50:56 GMT -5
...chickens, who cluck alot...
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Post by GrandEnder on Feb 25, 2009 7:54:48 GMT -5
...about lemons...
The chickens pull out dual SMGs and take aim at you...
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Post by doomish on Feb 25, 2009 8:02:28 GMT -5
...But you do a backflip as if you are in the Matrix to dodge their bullets.
You fall on your face.
Then, the chickens advance, grabbing...
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 25, 2009 8:09:35 GMT -5
...chips and salsa to celebrate your victory against them with you...
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Post by saza on Feb 25, 2009 8:40:47 GMT -5
...and then they break out wine, but you're underage, so you throw it off the convinient cliff right next to the sooper-convinient ant-chicken ray.
You aim the Anti-Chicken Ray...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Feb 25, 2009 16:14:15 GMT -5
...At the chickens and accidentally fired. Luckily, the gun didn't work.
* Batteries Not Included *
I'm walking down the street when suddenly ANOTHER F-16 from the Miramar Air Base begins to fall out of the sky. It looks like its headed for me...
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Post by General Veers on Feb 25, 2009 23:16:53 GMT -5
...but it then pulls up at the last moment and releases a package (air mail!).
The package has something illicit and valuable. A Rolls Royce pulls up next to you and several policemen see you with the illicit goods. They...
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Post by wizard on Feb 26, 2009 9:41:18 GMT -5
decide they want the...
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Post by saza on Feb 26, 2009 16:31:42 GMT -5
dougnuts so you give them one dollar.
They run away and...
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Post by General Veers on Feb 26, 2009 20:51:55 GMT -5
...you get away with the illegal goods in the air mail package.
Several Rolls Royces pull up and several quadrillionaires walk up to you, put a bag over your head. They drive you to some place. When they take you out of one of the Rolls Royces and take off the bag, you see...
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Post by saza on Feb 26, 2009 21:06:27 GMT -5
... a nice dinner waiting for you.
You eat too much so they...
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Post by Qwerty333 on Feb 27, 2009 7:51:54 GMT -5
lock you up in a cell full of...
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