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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 11, 2009 15:27:05 GMT -5
or just horribly humilited
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 11, 2009 15:31:39 GMT -5
Same thing
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 11, 2009 16:16:53 GMT -5
or we could cover him in catnip and use massive GM cats!
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Post by doomish on Mar 12, 2009 16:08:51 GMT -5
I was thinking more along the lines of papercutting his eyes with Garfield comics.
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 12, 2009 16:49:42 GMT -5
nah
I've never liked the concept of slow eye pain regarding puncuturing or scrating
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 13, 2009 3:10:49 GMT -5
Or we can get thousands of individual cat hairs and poke thm through his neck.
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Post by doomish on Mar 13, 2009 5:43:04 GMT -5
Well, here's another idea I had. We could just, y'know, send him to jail and let him get raped.
That would be cool.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 13, 2009 5:46:02 GMT -5
I think he should be mauled by a giant lion, than put on life support, than die after the Doctor's cat jumps on the hospital bed and rips out his IV.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 13, 2009 14:06:24 GMT -5
IV? I know. It would be cool if you lock him up forever playing endless videos of elmo in front of him.
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Post by noodlesoup on Mar 15, 2009 5:05:40 GMT -5
Bah, I could care less about some cat over in who-knows-where...
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 5:07:16 GMT -5
D:
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How could you say that? That made me sad inside! ;-;
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Post by noodlesoup on Mar 15, 2009 5:13:43 GMT -5
How could I say that? Idk... That's just what I thought.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 15, 2009 15:26:12 GMT -5
Doesn't it make you ever so slightly sad and give you an urge to cut Kenny Glenn's neck slowly with a turned-on chain saw? Ah well, the cat's fine now.....
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 15:36:29 GMT -5
Doesn't anyone know what the real answer to our problems is? Send over some Shadowtroopers to invade the boy's home, have a few standard Stormtroopers send the rest of his family to the Executor to be tortured, and send me with Blizzard Force to kill of the boy.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 15, 2009 15:50:06 GMT -5
Er......any solution that DOESN'T include Star Wars?
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 16:37:50 GMT -5
No, sorry...
The only possible satisfactory solutions involve the Empire and Sith lords.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 15, 2009 17:48:21 GMT -5
You're even more addicted than me... I think we should also grow a cat embryo and a lion embryo inside him and see what happens... Or, hit him the head....with a PAMMER! (a hammer/pineapple)
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 20:18:13 GMT -5
Or we could just kick him in the head several times.
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Post by TBP on Mar 16, 2009 11:24:35 GMT -5
Or we could just kick him in the head several times. I'm down with that.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 16, 2009 15:34:04 GMT -5
JUST kicking him in the head? Have you no imagination?
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