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Post by doomish on Mar 16, 2009 17:52:39 GMT -5
Okay, fine.
((Kenny wakes up in a dark room. A TV sits in front of him. It snaps to life, with just static at first, then a voice....
"Kenny Glenn... Would you like to play a game?"))
That creative enough?
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Post by Saza on Mar 16, 2009 21:12:16 GMT -5
Well, no.
KENNY GLENN IS A RACIST IDIOT WITH A TERRIBLE MIND.
HE DESERVES TO BE PICKED UP BY THE NECK, CHOKED, AND SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL.
THE LATTER SHOULD BE POSTED ON YOUTUBE, AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES UNTIL THE NAME 'KENNY GLENN' IS A BAD CURSE WORD!
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Post by doomish on Mar 17, 2009 8:07:32 GMT -5
"Mom, I hate you! You won't let me go eat with my friends! You Kenny Glenning stupid face!"
Er...
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Post by noodlesoup on Mar 17, 2009 11:43:10 GMT -5
Just send the kid to juvy and let him server his time.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 17, 2009 12:16:29 GMT -5
Not very creative, is it? Put him on a burning plane with a 12 foot cobra, elmo and a HUGE cat. Cover the floor with pins and make the walls slowly crush him..... Depressing, aren't i?  |
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Post by jakebob on Mar 17, 2009 12:32:36 GMT -5
Not very creative, is it? Put him on a burning plane with a 12 foot cobra, elmo and a HUGE cat. Cover the floor with pins and make the walls slowly crush him..... Depressing, aren't i? I'll go you one better. On top of all that, have the "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" song on a perpetual loop. |
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 17, 2009 12:57:09 GMT -5
And put tickle him with a feather....
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Post by TBP on Mar 17, 2009 12:58:43 GMT -5
If I was near him, I'd probably just kick him in the nuts until he couldn't reproduce. We don't want others like him >.>
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 17, 2009 13:43:57 GMT -5
Same with tim Haven't we killed him enough now? Nah, not possible.... |
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 24, 2009 9:17:46 GMT -5
we can just post his adress on the internet and see what unfolds
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 31, 2009 14:19:18 GMT -5
Or we could continue happily fantasising imaginitave ways to brutally murder Kenyy Glenn.....
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 31, 2009 15:23:26 GMT -5
And then follow up!
Anyway, we can then permaban KG... from life!
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 5, 2009 11:50:50 GMT -5
I think you go on this too much...meh, same with all of us.....*whistles*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 5, 2009 16:38:48 GMT -5
Off-topic, a bit?
Anyway, his address should be enough.
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Post by ROBiT on Apr 5, 2009 16:52:06 GMT -5
Weld a lit torch to his face, shove a chainsaw down his throat, stab 1,000 needles into his eyes, rip out his liver, feed it to him, pull his teeth out one by one and shove them into his arm, screw daggers into his ears, shove a katana up his nose, bury a mine in his foot, plant an electric buzzer in his brain, burying him 6,000 feet underground in a 300 degree Fahrenheit Celsius room up to his neck in boiling water.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 6, 2009 1:38:03 GMT -5
...and then stick him in the nonja torture chamber!
I know: We can tie him to a rock, make his liver regenerate each day, and have eagles peck it out every day!
Wait, already taken...
We can make him push a boulder up a hill for eternity!
Taken...
We can stick him in a lake with a fruit tree, but he cannot drink or eat!
Taken...
Hmm... Why not all of those?
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Post by artik on Apr 6, 2009 10:21:05 GMT -5
God, I want to punch him in the face so badly right now.
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 6, 2009 10:34:29 GMT -5
I want to do a bit more than that.
*picks up pammer with billions of pins and a hidden viper inside*
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 6, 2009 12:51:42 GMT -5
*watches*
We all hate him, I see... KG brings out the best of us!
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 6, 2009 16:33:37 GMT -5
Um...no...he only brings out the brutal, murderous side in all of us.
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