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Post by shirogake on Apr 9, 2009 21:21:27 GMT -5
You are a retard. You have been captured by the Retard Extinction Company(REC), and you must escape. You will fight, run, and more, in the most retarded, idiotic ways, for you are....a RETARD!-heroic music- Btw, I may do pictures, but soon I'll be able to get GIMP.  |
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Post by wizard on Apr 9, 2009 22:59:34 GMT -5
...no comment.
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Post by -M4- on Apr 9, 2009 23:52:32 GMT -5
-jumps up and down-
-claps hands-
-laughs-
-rocks body back and front-
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 10, 2009 0:00:34 GMT -5
*calculates advanced things in my head*
*mumbles about them*
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Post by shirogake on Apr 10, 2009 6:52:57 GMT -5
Wizard, that was spam right there. Don't post in a thread if you have nothing to contribute.
Also, you start in a dark cell. Luckily, you have RetardNight Vision. You turn it on and see a barred metal door. You notice a light behind you. What will you do?
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 10, 2009 9:03:53 GMT -5
With my hands tied to my feet by the potato king i call mr flibble before opening the door and eating a flump.
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Post by jakebob on Apr 10, 2009 9:11:42 GMT -5
With my hands tied to my feet by the potato king i call mr flibble before opening the door and eating a flump. Red Dwarf, Season 5, Quarantine  |
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Post by wizard on Apr 10, 2009 9:20:10 GMT -5
i ram my head in door repeatedly, then when the door opens, i continue to ram air.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 10, 2009 15:25:43 GMT -5
I play with the pretty light...
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 11, 2009 4:56:16 GMT -5
Jakebob, spot on....
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Post by shirogake on Apr 11, 2009 6:34:45 GMT -5
Tryin to play with the pretty light, it gets brighter as you near it. You are teleported to a different version of reality. Everything is inverted! The door is open in this side.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Apr 11, 2009 15:49:55 GMT -5
This game is wrong.....
I try to imagine to world right side up, but its to hard so I faint and everything goes back to normal.
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Post by wizard on Apr 12, 2009 9:38:28 GMT -5
i shoot air with my retardzooka
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 12, 2009 13:16:09 GMT -5
I go to where the door was and try to bang it open.
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Post by GGoodie on Apr 12, 2009 19:46:10 GMT -5
I fall down and flop like a fish for 6 and a half minutes
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Post by shirogake on Apr 14, 2009 11:56:32 GMT -5
After flopping retardedly and making it through, you return to the normal world once again. The door is closed, and you are in a hallway.  , lots of scientists. Use teh BLADE OF ULTRARETARDEDNESS to keel them. |
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Post by avenger on Apr 14, 2009 16:31:38 GMT -5
i take the blade and swing randomly while screaming:
"HABALOOOBALAHABAHABABLOOOOGAGABAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
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Post by wizard on Apr 16, 2009 20:22:23 GMT -5
i eats the shiny swords, then i pushes to hard through my back and it smashes them. then i use retarted wolverine powers to haels
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Post by GGoodie on Apr 16, 2009 20:28:59 GMT -5
I then realize im drooling try to wipe it with the blade and slit my throat. After 15teen minutes of healing i drool again and again slit throat and heal.
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Post by Saza on Apr 26, 2009 9:41:54 GMT -5
I then realize im drooling try to wipe it with the blade and slit my throat. After 15teen minutes of healing i drool again and again slit throat and heal. No pros allowed! ITS NOT FAIR!!! |
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