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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 12, 2009 5:56:30 GMT -5
Here, post any riddles you know and answer some of mine:
What is the only mammal without wings that can't fly but does
I am dark and created from nothing
I contradict many religions, many men fear me, I come and take, sometimes at the right time, sometimes at the wrong time
When you say it, it is broken
What do the poor have, the rich need and if you eat it you die.
What drowns on dry land, all in mail never clinking. Always thirsty, ever drinking.
Young I am tall, short I am old, breath is my foe and with life I glow, what am I?
What comes in a box, nice to boil, but even better to roast its owner
It cannot be seen, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter
This thing all thing devours ,Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stone to meal; Slays king, ruins town, and Beats high mountain down
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouth less mutters
A box without hinges, key, or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid
What speak but nobody can here it, nothing is impossible in it, and is where all secrets are kept.
A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed two days and returned on Friday. How is this possible?
Where is the eye of a river?
I watched four fair creatures, travelling together; they left black tracks behind them. The support of the bird moved swiftly; it flew in the sky, dived under the waves
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die
What's get wet when drying?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place
What goes up, up and up and can't go down again and eventually it will kill you
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
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Post by ROBiT on Apr 13, 2009 19:50:48 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. In response, the bartender points a gun at his face. The man thanks him and walks out. Why is this so? The man had hiccups, and asked for the water to get rid of them. The gun scared him out of them. |
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Post by General Veers on Apr 13, 2009 19:58:09 GMT -5
Here, post any riddles you know and answer some of mine: What is the only mammal without wings that can't fly but does I am dark and created from nothing I contradict many religions, many men fear me, I come and take, sometimes at the right time, sometimes at the wrong time death When you say it, it is broken silenceWhat do the poor have, the rich need and if you eat it you die. What drowns on dry land, all in mail never clinking. Always thirsty, ever drinking. Young I am tall, short I am old, breath is my foe and with life I glow, what am I? What comes in a box, nice to boil, but even better to roast its owner It cannot be seen, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter This thing all thing devours ,Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stone to meal; Slays king, ruins town, and Beats high mountain down Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouth less mutters A box without hinges, key, or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid What speak but nobody can here it, nothing is impossible in it, and is where all secrets are kept. A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed two days and returned on Friday. How is this possible? Has anyone seen my horse? Its name is Friday...Where is the eye of a river? riverI watched four fair creatures, travelling together; they left black tracks behind them. The support of the bird moved swiftly; it flew in the sky, dived under the waves Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die fireWhat's get wet when drying? a towelWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years mThe beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place eWhat goes up, up and up and can't go down again and eventually it will kill you one's ageWhat can run but never walks, has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps? |
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Post by jakebob on Apr 13, 2009 20:02:15 GMT -5
Here, post any riddles you know and answer some of mine: What is the only mammal without wings that can't fly but does - Humans I am dark and created from nothing - Shadows? I contradict many religions, many men fear me, I come and take, sometimes at the right time, sometimes at the wrong time When you say it, it is broken - Silence What do the poor have, the rich need and if you eat it you die. What drowns on dry land, all in mail never clinking. Always thirsty, ever drinking. Young I am tall, short I am old, breath is my foe and with life I glow, what am I? What comes in a box, nice to boil, but even better to roast its owner It cannot be seen, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt, it lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter This thing all thing devours ,Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stone to meal; Slays king, ruins town, and Beats high mountain down - Sand Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouth less mutters - Wind A box without hinges, key, or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid What speak but nobody can here it, nothing is impossible in it, and is where all secrets are kept. A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed two days and returned on Friday. How is this possible? - Friday's the name of his horseWhere is the eye of a river? I watched four fair creatures, travelling together; they left black tracks behind them. The support of the bird moved swiftly; it flew in the sky, dived under the waves Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die What's get wet when drying? - Towel What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years - M The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place - E What goes up, up and up and can't go down again and eventually it will kill you What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps? - RiverMy answers in bold. A town has two barbers, one with perfect hair, the other with a straggled mess. Who should you go to for a haircut? |
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Post by General Veers on Apr 13, 2009 20:04:38 GMT -5
The one with a straggled mess: the one with perfect hair likely goes to him for his perfect haircut.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 14, 2009 0:07:16 GMT -5
A human heart, obviously. Of course, I put it in the box in the first place, but that's beside the point.
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 14, 2009 2:59:48 GMT -5
No, that one's a chicken, not a human heart....
All the answeres GV guessed are right, the ones JB guessed are right instead of the sand answer.
I has another Riddle!
What kind of man can create worlds from his fingertips?
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Post by dbsndust on Apr 16, 2009 2:05:12 GMT -5
No, that one's a chicken, not a human heart.... All the answeres GV guessed are right, the ones JB guessed are right instead of the sand answer. I has another Riddle! What kind of man can create worlds from his fingertips?A man who is on the computer  Hrrrm.... What travels the world but stays in a corner? |
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 16, 2009 3:21:14 GMT -5
A stamp...that's an old one.
It ISN'T a man on a computer, although it's a good guess.
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Post by kyoto111 on Apr 16, 2009 4:29:05 GMT -5
A white horse jumps over a black castle am then the castle vancercs. why is this
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Post by kyoto111 on Apr 16, 2009 4:33:08 GMT -5
its a game of chess
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 16, 2009 4:39:22 GMT -5
There is a modify button, you know....
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Post by GGoodie on Apr 16, 2009 19:43:41 GMT -5
what's black white and red all over? a nun in a blender! [/lame joke] |
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Post by dbsndust on Apr 16, 2009 23:39:23 GMT -5
lol what's black white and red all over? A black phoenix |
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Post by GGoodie on Apr 17, 2009 8:03:07 GMT -5
I don't get it...
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 17, 2009 13:35:29 GMT -5
Anyone got the answer to my Riddle? That was:
What kind of man can create worlds from his fingertips?
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2009 18:33:48 GMT -5
A novelist, clearly.
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 19, 2009 4:52:13 GMT -5
Yup, give the man a bannana....
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Post by dbsndust on Apr 19, 2009 21:20:23 GMT -5
Wait, I want a BANANA.... some guy on the computer can.... either way your stars are giving me seizures
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 19, 2009 22:56:59 GMT -5
I am the answer to every question,
But I also cause many.
Many people die because of me,
And others find their inner peace.
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