Post by dbsndust on Apr 15, 2009 23:54:06 GMT -5
1. God is Food
Food is good and therefore good is food.
But God is good and therefore good is God.
If good is both food and God, then God is food.
In mathematical terms, the above can be written as and , therefore .
2. Eating God
(The word "We" where used in this article refers to all humans in general... except the Mexicans)
God, as was stated above, is food.
Food is an edible thing.
We can eat edible things.
If God is food, food is edible and we can eat edible things, then we can eat God.
3. We Are God
We, as stated above, can eat God.
But it is a long-proven fact that we are what we eat.
If we are what we eat and if we eat God, then we are God.
4. We Know Everything
We, as stated above, are God.
But God knows everything.
If we are God, and God knows everything, then we know everything.
5. The American Paradox
We, as stated above, know everything.
But everything includes everything in Australia, and therefore knowing everything includes knowing everything about Australia.
Therefore we know everything, including everything about Australia.
But "we", as stated at the beginning of sub-paragraph 2 (Eating God), refers to all humans in general, and all humans in general includes Americans.
If "we" includes Americans and we know everything about Australia, then Americans know everything about Australia.
However, it is a long-proven fact that Americans do NOT know much (let alone everything) about Australia, except for those idiotic stereotypes e.g. about kangaroos and koalas.
Therefore, Americans both DO and DO NOT know everything about Australia.
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE
Food is good and therefore good is food.
But God is good and therefore good is God.
If good is both food and God, then God is food.
In mathematical terms, the above can be written as and , therefore .
2. Eating God
(The word "We" where used in this article refers to all humans in general... except the Mexicans)
God, as was stated above, is food.
Food is an edible thing.
We can eat edible things.
If God is food, food is edible and we can eat edible things, then we can eat God.
3. We Are God
We, as stated above, can eat God.
But it is a long-proven fact that we are what we eat.
If we are what we eat and if we eat God, then we are God.
4. We Know Everything
We, as stated above, are God.
But God knows everything.
If we are God, and God knows everything, then we know everything.
5. The American Paradox
We, as stated above, know everything.
But everything includes everything in Australia, and therefore knowing everything includes knowing everything about Australia.
Therefore we know everything, including everything about Australia.
But "we", as stated at the beginning of sub-paragraph 2 (Eating God), refers to all humans in general, and all humans in general includes Americans.
If "we" includes Americans and we know everything about Australia, then Americans know everything about Australia.
However, it is a long-proven fact that Americans do NOT know much (let alone everything) about Australia, except for those idiotic stereotypes e.g. about kangaroos and koalas.
Therefore, Americans both DO and DO NOT know everything about Australia.
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE