My Special Meme

[V.I.R.O.S.]

I noticed that all the staff have a little meme they use when locking things, so I am working on one for myself. How does this look?

<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Thread Diagnosis
Thread has failed Diagnosis: Must delete thread
<\run Search for Delete Program
Program Found.
<\run Delete Thread Program..
Thread was successfully locked


<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Thread Diagnosis
Thread has failed Diagnosis: Must trash bin thread
<\run Search for Move Thread Program
Program Found.
<\run Search for Trash Bin
Trash Bin found
<\run Program [MoveTo TrashBin]
Program Successful! Thread Trashed

[Qwerty]

May 5, 2009 20:56:23 GMT -5 V.I.R.O.S. said:

I noticed that all the staff have a little meme they use when locking things, so I am working on one for myself. How does this look?

<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Thread Diagnosis
Thread has failed Diagnosis: Must Lock thread
<\run Search for Lock Program
Program Found.
<\run Lock Thread Program..
Thread was successfully Locked


<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Thread Diagnosis
Thread has failed Diagnosis: Must Delete thread
<\run Search for Delete Thread Program
Program located..
<\run Search for Trash Bin
Trash Bin located.
<\run Program [ThrowIn TrashBin]
Program Successful! Thread Trashed.

Quoted with modifications.

Any ideas for an archive one?

[V.I.R.O.S.]

<\run Full Power Cycle
Active Mode Initiated… Ready for input.
<\run Thread Diagnosis
Thread has passed Diagnosis: Must Archive thread
<\run Search for Archive Program
Program Found.
<\run Archive Thread Program..
Thread was successfully Archived

[Sandmaster]

If(Stupidity=1)
Lock("X")
Move(Archives("X"))
Write("Thread Locked and Archived")

"X"=The name of the thread

[Qwerty]

Ah, there is a good one.

Oh, and since you are the inner sanctum, feel free to deploy BanNonjas.

[Saza]

UI THOUGHT BANNONJAS WERE FOR EMERGENCEES?

I thought BanNonjas were emergency-only uses..

(This post is bi-langual, n00bish and English.)