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Post by General Veers on Aug 21, 2008 20:10:07 GMT -5
I use poisoned tape to put you back together, but I had to lick the tape to activate its stickiness.
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Post by Sandmaster on Aug 22, 2008 15:12:10 GMT -5
you all die and fall on the mat
you fall on me
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Post by General Veers on Aug 22, 2008 17:30:28 GMT -5
You then, stuck on the mat, start rolling off a cliff and down into a pool of nitroglycerine. Since I and my body parts are on the spiked mat...
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Post by Sandmaster on Aug 22, 2008 22:55:29 GMT -5
you a splode
i get hit by your leg
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Post by General Veers on Aug 22, 2008 23:15:15 GMT -5
Then my other leg shoves itself up one of your nostrils.
It gets covered in poisoned mucus.
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Post by ROBiT on Aug 22, 2008 23:34:18 GMT -5
Throws spikemat at faic. Get's poisoned from all the crap on it.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 23, 2008 0:49:35 GMT -5
Gets stepped on by an AT-AT.
So do I.
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Post by rygy1998 on Aug 24, 2008 10:45:08 GMT -5
i eat you like a pancake
i die from taking cyanide
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Post by General Veers on Aug 24, 2008 11:50:29 GMT -5
I climb out from your behind and shove some random objects into your stomach. I fall in again and the acid re-digests me.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 26, 2008 23:01:52 GMT -5
You got OBLITTERATED by me while operating a Grizzly, a heavier version of the Model 808B "Scorpion" Main Battle Tank (M808B Scorpion MBT) that features a secondary main cannon (twice the pwnage) and an anti infantry flamethrower (i like my bullet riddled corpses nice and toasty)
Me and my Tank are entirely decimated by a hail of fire from a pack of Rhino mobile artillery platforms in a heavy convoy.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 26, 2008 23:07:38 GMT -5
The Death Star shoots you, and then the Executor shoots you, and then TIE bombers finish off the rest of you.
Since I was next to his Halo vehicle when the Death Star shot...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 26, 2008 23:26:20 GMT -5
Your death star is destroyed by Round after Round of MAC shells from my fleet. So is your Excecutor. Longsword Interceptors and .50 Cal Point Defence Cannons wipe out your TIE bombers. The UNSC Pillar of Autumn was destroyed by your Excecutor, and i was commanding the fleet from that ship. odd, i thought its reactors were overloaded in the destruction of Installation 04... and for the record, my vehicle was oblitterated before you shot me. where you were already Asploded, Bullet Riddled, Incinerated, and trampled by all four heavy duty Track Pods. if you want insigt on any of my Halo things, just go to halo.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page and search it.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 26, 2008 23:49:46 GMT -5
I reset this page, therefore wiping everything in it out of existence. I was in the page at the time.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 0:46:03 GMT -5
i reset the page when it was reverted, therefor wiping you again. but a wormhole opened and moved me to the recycle bin with you guys. the bin was emptyed shortly thereafter, and nobody had escaped.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 27, 2008 10:43:51 GMT -5
This mysterious computer user (life is apparently just a computer forum and we are the avatars) decides to send out a bunch of viruses, spam, and Trojan Horses to have us recreated on other people's computers.
Someone uses a virus scanner to hunt me and kill me.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 17:43:12 GMT -5
An Imperial Capital Fleet you were commanding was Oblitterated when a NOVA bomb was detonated in the center of your fleet. The NOVA Bomb is a Human high-yield combination of numerous fusion warheads, used by the United Nations Space Command. The NOVA Bomb, is a cluster of nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride. When the warheads are activated, the lithium triteride shell focuses the blast upon itself, multiplying the destructive power a hundredfold, giving the NOVA Bomb an unprecedented payload for its size. The only documented triggering of a NOVA Bomb occurred when it was accidentally detonated by a group of Huragok. The Huragok, through their curiosity and frenzied obsession, fixed the circuitry despite a Grunt's attempts to stop them. This resulted in its detonation. The resulting explosion occurred between a Covenant outpost planet Joyous Exultation and its moon, Malhiem, scorching a quarter of the planet and shattering its nearby moon. The resulting winds on Joyous Exultation flattened cities and spawned tidal waves. Every ship within the NOVA Bombs range boiled and vaporized in an instant.[2] This was actually extremely unfortunate as the Elites, led by Imperial Admiral Xytan 'Jar Wattinree could have shattered the Brute fleet, thus effectively destroying the Covenant. This could have turned the tide of the war for both the UNSC and the Covenant Separatists. The NOVA Bomb explosion severely damaged three-quarters of the fleet that was there, totaling over 300 ships. Only eighteen Destroyers, two Cruisers, one Carrier and the Flagship Incorruptible escaped the NOVA Bomb explosion due to a Slipspace jump en masse just seconds prior to the explosion. The novel described the explosion as though "a small star erupted between Joyous Exultation and its moon." Theres an example of the power. unfortunatley, i personally commanded the stealth craft depositing this bomb magnetically to the outside of your ships hull. My craft could not make a Slipspace Jump Fast enough to leave, and i too, was killed. more information: halo.wikia.com/wiki/Nova_bomb
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Post by General Veers on Aug 27, 2008 18:04:10 GMT -5
I ban you for plagiarizing the site halo.wikia.com/wiki/Nova_bomb. You include the site, but you never gave credit to it! I cease to exist, but I slowly and painfully do so. I think someone used that darned almanac! Curse the time machine!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 27, 2008 18:18:14 GMT -5
I have stolen the Banhammer earlier, as well as the Ban Flail, Ban Laser, and Ban Flamethrower. therefor i could not be banned.
however, a malfunction in the usage of the Ban Laser had its fusion battery explode. The Shoulder Mounted Weapon exploded right next to my head, decapitating me.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 28, 2008 2:05:52 GMT -5
I pick up your head and face it towards your body seconds after it comes off, just like during the Reign of Terror in France. Your last sight is therefore your bloody body. You ban yourself because you forgot to "overkill" me.
I repeatedly come into existence and cease to exist the same way I described earlier.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 28, 2008 22:40:39 GMT -5
you slowly fade away, leaving only your soul. i call in the ghostbusters who trap you for...a very very long time. a plasma fusion leak in the containment unit disolves the fabric of your soul as it weaves between our dimension and another. meaning you died.
I was playing halo, and just got an OVERKILL achievement. unfortunatley, i got SpLasered (and therefor killed) by some noob who can aim. damn bastard got a killjoy...
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