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Post by General Veers on Aug 28, 2008 23:56:14 GMT -5
I add insult to insult to injury by notifying you that I was the noob. I never played any of the Halo games before.
Some other noob kills me. I knew it was going to happen, since I am more of a noob in Halo than the other noob.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 29, 2008 0:20:28 GMT -5
ROFL! You Gots BRed!
i spawn kill you with a tank. over and over and over again.
finally that noob Splasers me again. therefor i died.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 29, 2008 0:28:04 GMT -5
I kill you in reality with a real splaser. When I shoot again, I accidentally have the weapon turned around pi radians.
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Post by Sandmaster on Aug 29, 2008 14:47:16 GMT -5
I fly out of nowhere with the mat and land on you. Again. It hurt me
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 29, 2008 15:39:08 GMT -5
what mat? that is off topic.
i build a wall of Fusion Coils around you. i detonate them. you die.
unfortunatley, when i detonated them, i was siting on a makeshift stool made from coils, which also blew up and killed me.
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Post by General Veers on Aug 29, 2008 19:50:28 GMT -5
Actually, FoxtrotZero, a few pages ago we all centered our overkilling around a spiked mat. We puked on the mat, we murdered on the the mat, we ripped the mat apart molecule by molecule, and all other such things. The mat is on topic indeed.
I take the spiked mat and crush your remains, and then I stick everyone onto it, and then I toss the mat into a planet made purely of nitroglycerine. Unfortuneately, I am one of "everyone."
(By the way, a radian is a unit of arc and angle measure in which the arc of part of a circle has an angle measure of one radian has the arc length of the radius of the circle. There are 2*pi radians to a complete circle. Therefore, pi radians of angle measure for a circle would mean half of a circle. If the circle represents rotation, then pi radians of rotation would be half of a full turn. So in my last post, I turned the weapon around half way. There are 180 degrees in pi radians.
pi radians = 180 degrees)
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Aug 30, 2008 15:23:43 GMT -5
ahh. really? if i really cared, i could of found out with this: www.10ticks.co.uk/radianConverter.aspxive had that bookmarked for some time now i was in the bathroom at the time, so i couldn't of bee stuck on the mat. i coat the map with napalm and an adhesive. i slap wou with the VERY SHARP side. it is now stuck to your lacerated face. i then light the fuse and run, because your face is now recieveing many third degree burns. can you feel the incinerated flesh?
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Post by General Veers on Aug 30, 2008 15:40:04 GMT -5
You get banned for forgetting to commit suicide (overkill previous poster, kill yourself).
I also ban-AT-AT myself. While still on the mat.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Sept 1, 2008 3:30:20 GMT -5
i slap another mat of the same kind to your buttox. i light the fuse. unfortunatley, my hand became adhered this time, so i also die : P
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Post by General Veers on Sept 1, 2008 13:50:49 GMT -5
Your hand revolts against your body and kills you. It then went on a killing spree and slaughtered me.
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Post by Maybe Tomorrow on Sept 1, 2008 22:15:01 GMT -5
I stuff a grenade in your mouth, whip you with a chain, stab a katana through you, throw you in a mess of razor wire, electrify the razor wire, unload thousands of rounds into you with an m134, throw hooks at you, run you over, rip out your tongue, toss you in a barrel of oil, light the oil, beat you with a golf club, throw a baseball bat at you, stick a stun rod through your stomach, throw you in a pit of needles, take you out, put you through a wood chipper, push you off a skyscraper, release attack dogs at you, kick you around, break a chair on you, trap you in an oven, turn the oven to maximum temperature, pour boiling oil on you, gouge your eyes, smack you in the face with a sledge hammer, pour salt all over your wounds, break a bottle on your head, slit your throat with it, pitch a baseball at your head, get inside a bomber, bomb you, put you in a pool of acid, tie you to the front of a bulldozer and run you through several houses, jab a pencil into your ear, put you in a pit of black widows, kick you through a door, trap you in a room with poisonous gas, force shurikens down your throat, give you 20 lethal injections, hang you, fire 30 cannonballs at you, wrap you in a blanket, pour napalm on the blanket, light it, stuff your arm through a blender, and finally, tie you to a rocket headed for the sun. Blast off.
I get chopped to pieces as a laser grid goes through my body.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 2, 2008 15:20:34 GMT -5
I hit you withthe freaking mat! SIMPLE!
I sit dwn on it, and it pokes my abdomen
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Sept 2, 2008 22:26:55 GMT -5
i then blow up the mat, exploding your abdomen.
i love C4. unfortunatley i was also in the KillZone of the Blast Radius.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 13, 2008 17:52:57 GMT -5
Shards of them mat come flying at you, and I glue it back, but i get poked by it
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Post by General Veers on Sept 13, 2008 18:00:20 GMT -5
Homework from some random university comes to life and kills you by making all of your heads explode, a splode, and implode.
They victimize me as well.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 13, 2008 18:36:29 GMT -5
That sucks!
It sucks mor than a vacuum, and we all get absored.
And so does the mat
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Post by General Veers on Sept 14, 2008 10:09:25 GMT -5
The mat gets sucked up into the homework (you said it sucked more than a vacuum) and everyone, including myself, get digested by homework juices while simultaneously getting spiked.
Wow, that mat goes EVERYWHERE!
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Post by ~Kill3r~ on Sept 14, 2008 10:14:04 GMT -5
I shoot General Veers with a bazooka... then I throw 20 grenades on his dead body...
someone shoots my head off with a chain gun
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Post by General Veers on Sept 14, 2008 11:20:11 GMT -5
My dead body separates into several limbs and they all pilot five AT-ATs each. They all obliterate you into non-existence.
My head didn't get an AT-AT, and it got stepped on.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 20, 2008 9:37:53 GMT -5
the mat fell on your head, and I was next to it.
ITS THE MAT THAT WOULDN'T DIE!
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