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Post by avenger on Oct 2, 2008 18:53:15 GMT -5
i hit you with a spiked mat
i fall off a cliff
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Post by jakebob on Oct 2, 2008 18:54:06 GMT -5
I fill the bottom of the cliff with Megaman "Touch me and explode!" spikes.
My brain implodes from going to the Comment Boards on DanBall and absorbing all the retardery into my mind.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 3, 2008 14:59:12 GMT -5
I then explode (or do you prefer Sandmaster's "a splode"?) your impoded mind with immense knowledge. Overusage of my own mind in doing so makes me brain-dead.
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Post by jakebob on Oct 4, 2008 18:23:35 GMT -5
As you were taken to a hospital during the time you became braindead, i pull the plug on you and then beat you to death with it.
This didn't bode will with hospital staff as they proceed to hit me with various bedpans and stethoscopes.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 4, 2008 19:12:50 GMT -5
I point and laugh.
I accidentally trip. Off a very high building.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 20:17:50 GMT -5
At the bottom I inflate a balloon. One of those tiny party balloons. Which cannot counteract your gravitational acceleration.
The balloon is filled with microscopic WMDs with mega-macroscopic blasts. When you fall on the balloon, the resulting explosion incinerates me.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 4, 2008 20:23:30 GMT -5
The remnants of me land on you.
I am brutally murdered
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 20:25:26 GMT -5
Your only brother commits fraternicide.
He then magically becomes my royal subject and commits regicide. That means he murdered me, a king.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 4, 2008 20:26:47 GMT -5
I have no brother...
I cheer on my nonexistent brother!
I am in a plane crash... and my body is never recovered.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 20:38:34 GMT -5
That's because I left it where it dropped and used Catbert's Soul-o-meter on it to prevent you from reincarnating into a different body by trapping the soul in the dead body.
I accidentally sell my sould for a donut and some coffee, just like Wally did.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 4, 2008 20:48:57 GMT -5
I kill your body, and steal your donut and coffee, then eat and drink it in front of you.
I get stuck in a tar pit and starved to death.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 4, 2008 23:52:18 GMT -5
I boil the tar pit.
I fall into a planet of nitroglycerine.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 5, 2008 1:22:02 GMT -5
I suck up the surrounding solar system into a black hole.
I fall into the black hole, but get stuck just above the event horizon until I die of hunger.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 5, 2008 15:13:05 GMT -5
I then create a white hole right next to the black hole to push you past the event horizon.
I accidentally go in the black hole, but because I chanced to take a path that put me right above the event horizon and back out, I was projected back to Earth 100 years into the future: after WWIII took place. Naturally, I die from the resulting radiation, stress, and hunger.
By the way, I read in a Geographic Kids magazine that, in theory, one could use a black hole for time travel if one was careful not to go past the event horizon.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 5, 2008 15:30:04 GMT -5
I find your radioactive remains, pour oil on them, and light them on fire.
I am completely eaten by a lot of flesh-eating insects, who then fall into a black hole with their entire solar system.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 6, 2008 17:43:53 GMT -5
The bugs somehow manage to interact with the fourth spatial dimension and use such interaction to torture you in ways never before known to geometers.
They do the same for me.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 6, 2008 19:30:53 GMT -5
I point and laugh.
I fall out of the fourth dimension, and into the fifth. I then just die.
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Post by Sandmaster on Oct 8, 2008 15:55:28 GMT -5
you fall on the mat i do too
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Post by General Veers on Oct 8, 2008 15:58:44 GMT -5
I drink the mat and its contents (what the...), but in so doing my immense brain loses 1586 intelligence quotient points, bringing me down to 165 IQ points.
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Post by Sandmaster on Oct 8, 2008 16:03:05 GMT -5
HAHAHAH NOW U DUM LOL The mat kills you frim inside and you drank me with it
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