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Post by General Veers on Sept 20, 2008 10:00:09 GMT -5
Hyper(Hyper(googolplex^googolplex)^googolplex) Star Destroyers with patented spiked-mat protection all crashland onto you. Since a single Star Destroyer is so many meters long and since I'm only a few millimeters away from you...
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Post by Qwerty on Sept 20, 2008 22:24:10 GMT -5
*I burn whatever is left and toss the remnants into a black hole* *I fall into a black hole after you*
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Post by ~Kill3r~ on Sept 21, 2008 2:52:19 GMT -5
*I somehow get out of the black hole* *I close the black hole and hope that you never return... if you do... i am ready...*
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Post by General Veers on Sept 21, 2008 7:40:29 GMT -5
A ban-white hole blows you away into a ban-black hole for escaping AND forgetting (or refusing, I can't tell) to kill yourself AND for not overkilling the previous poster.
When I create the ban-white-hole, I accidentally am too close and get blown away into a black hole, which turns me into x-rays.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 21, 2008 8:56:53 GMT -5
jeez, I hit you with the mat, nothing all blackhole s6tar explosion nuclear x-ray emmiter bull.
I die
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Post by General Veers on Sept 21, 2008 8:59:36 GMT -5
One of the black holes mug you randomly.
It mugs me of all of my money and then sucks me up again.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 21, 2008 9:30:40 GMT -5
I hit you with a mat. simple enough
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Post by ~Kill3r~ on Sept 21, 2008 11:12:03 GMT -5
I dodge the mat and hit you with a foil (a fencing sword)
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Post by General Veers on Sept 21, 2008 12:43:08 GMT -5
I sing horribly and burst your ears.
Mine burst even worse, and so I swooned from the pain.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 29, 2008 15:25:35 GMT -5
I dodge the mat and hit you with a foil (a fencing sword) I fence too, and I killify you I get hit by the mat
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Post by General Veers on Sept 29, 2008 20:10:53 GMT -5
I dodge the mat and hit you with a foil (a fencing sword) You get banned for refusing to commit suicide. As for Sandmaster, I crawl underneath the mat and have an AT-AT step on both of us.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 30, 2008 9:18:43 GMT -5
Well, I eat you and fall on the mat with you in meh
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Post by artik on Sept 30, 2008 11:39:05 GMT -5
I hit your head with a frying pan.
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Post by Sandmaster on Sept 30, 2008 12:35:56 GMT -5
and you die wiuth the mat for not dying
i hit thmy head on the mat
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Post by General Veers on Sept 30, 2008 19:40:35 GMT -5
Your bad spelling randomly shoots you with a rocket launcher.
I then sffr frm bd vwllss spllng, wich klls me wth 10000 grnads.
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Post by Qwerty on Oct 1, 2008 14:10:10 GMT -5
I put the planet you died on into a black hole.
I "accidentally" lock myself in a torture chamber, and die of thirst shortly afterwards.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 1, 2008 16:54:03 GMT -5
I then ask the Angel of Death (like the one Elie Wiesel encountered) if I may activate the gassing device.
He sends in some security and kills me as soon as I gas you.
Oh yeah, yesterday (today is October 1st) was Wiesel's 80th birthday.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 1, 2008 17:03:37 GMT -5
I set the gas on fire, and burn myself up in the prosis.
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Post by General Veers on Oct 1, 2008 20:46:20 GMT -5
I revoke all of your computer rights.
I accidentally give myself influenza and a computer virus.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Oct 2, 2008 18:43:31 GMT -5
I kill you. \ I die.
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