Post by artik on Jul 3, 2009 21:20:48 GMT -5
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Stranger: can i ask a question, mr. stranger?
You: Yes
Stranger: what have you done with the dead animal bodies?
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN
You: >:[
Stranger: there were more people involved?! how could my source be wrong...
You: Yes...
You: More people..
You: INCLUDING
You: YOUR MOTHER
You:
Stranger: i have no mother! do not ever speak of her again!
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER?
You: DO YOU KNOW!?
Stranger: no! stop distracting me! focus on the dead bodies! the DEAD BODIES
You: THE DEAD BODIES COMPLETELY RELATE TO YOUR MOTHER
You: BECAUSE
You: I AM YOUR MOTHER
Stranger: no you're not! you answered to MR. stranger!
Stranger: this trick won't work!
You: THAT IS BECAUSE
You: I AM YOUR FATHER
Stranger: but you said you were my mother!
Stranger: LIAR
You: I AM BOTH
Stranger: don't lie! that's impossible!! (story aside:that's disturbing)
Stranger: why do you always lie to me?!
You: Because........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: I WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF YOU AT SCHOOL!
Stranger: what? is that why you killed my pets?! i trusted you!
You: YOUR PETS WERE ALWAYS IN THE WAY
You: THEY KNEW TOO MUCH
Stranger: but...but...i loved you more!
Stranger: plus, they meant the world to me. how could you do this
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: no i wasn't! you were always spending time with HER anyways! she ALWAYS came before me.
Stranger: and all you do is hurt me!
You: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY LAWN MOWER
You: SHE WAS A CHARMING LADY
Stranger: see? you defend her again. i never come first. *sobs* and i loved you!
You: YOU NEVER LOVED ME
You: NEVER
You: YOU TORE HER APART
You: LITERALLY
Stranger: that wasn't me! it was johnny! that's why i stopped seeing him!
Stranger: see? i always put you first!
You: Y-You're lying!!!!
Stranger: no i'm not! you still doubt me *sniffles*
You:
You: YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!!!
You: -hugs stranger-
Stranger: you don't remember my name! why should i forgive you after all this!
You: BECAUSE
You: I WAS THE ONE THAT SAVED YOUR LIVE ON THAT CHRISTMAS MORNING
Stranger: it was you?! why did you never tell me?
You: Because your parents never wanted me to meet you, because I am the MONSTER I AM
Stranger: monster? what do you mean...
Stranger: but maybe they're right! you're always hurting my feelings. *cries*
You: I AM A VAMPIRE
You: THAT IS WHY I WAS ALWAYS MEAN TO YOU
You: I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
You: I DIDN'T WANT...
You: A RELATIONSHIP
Stranger: noooooooo. don't pull an edward on me!! don't leave me...
Stranger: i have no one else
You: BUT I MUST
You: IT WILL NEVER WORK
You: I AM DIFFERENT
Stranger: but i have no one left. if you leave....i don't know how i can survive!
Stranger: don't hurt me again...
You: IT IS UNAVOIDABLE
You: IT WON'T WORK
Stranger: then...then....
Stranger: *sobs* i HATE you! i never want to see you or anyone else again!
You: We can still be friends!
You: Please don't cry
Stranger: is there someone else again? is that why
Stranger: or am i just that unlikeable?
You: No!
You: It's not that!
You: Please..
You: You do not know how much suffering you are causing me!
Stranger: but i'm hurting more. i wish i could just leave the world! maybe i'll be happy in heaven
You: NO!
You: DON'T DO IT!
Stranger: but the pain is too much.
Stranger: i can't handle it anymore.
Stranger: everyday, i think about you. my heart is shattering...
You: Don't... Please....
Stranger: then don't leave me. i have no one else.
You: But will you accept our.. Differences?
Stranger: i love you! i don't care if we're different
Stranger: do you? is that why?
Stranger: am i not good enough?
You: No, you are a jewel to me!
You: If you can deal with me, then I will happily live with you!
You: I love you!
Stranger: will you really keep that promise?
You: Yes
You: I
You: PROMISE
You: ~THE END~
You: Nice talking to ya
You: ^^
Stranger: that was weird
You: rofl
You: Yes it was.
Stranger: and i still don't know your name
You: Matthew
You: :]
Stranger: i'm alice ^^
You: nice to meet ya
You:
Stranger: same. where are you from?
You: America
You: Half Italian though
Stranger: same. have you even been to italy?
You: Venice
You: And some other place I forget XD
You: Venice is beautiful
You: Although I didn't appreciate the beauty of it since I was only 5
You: But I'm going back in August
Stranger: lucky. the only interesting place i'm going to is canada.
You: lol
You: When I was leaving Italy and going to Texas, I was afraid no one knew English there
You: Again, I was only 5 XD
Stranger: you lived in italy before? and you spoke english there?
Stranger: haha, you must have been a cute kid
You: lul
Stranger: uhmm. so how old are you?
You: 13
You:
You: You?
Stranger: 14. haha, i win?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: >:[
Stranger: ;P when's your birthday?
You: November 2nd
You: October is Halloween, November is my birthday, and December is Christmas
Stranger: mine is in march (3rd). everybody i know has novermber birthdays
You: lol
You: Nobody I know has November brithdays >.>
Stranger: haha, do you feel special then?
You: Yes :]
Stranger: psh....well, i'm better anyways
You: D:
You: I'M better!
Stranger: yeah well.....
Stranger: vampires love me! so there!
You: Vampires remind me of Twilight
You: Twilight reminds me of www.youfail.com
You:
You:
Stranger: psh....twilight is stupid.
You: Exactly
You: I saw it and I laughed the majority of the time
Stranger: well..taylor lautner is hot though. =D
You: Who's that?
You: Lol, I never pay attention to actor's names
Stranger: Jacob. But I have to go. Parents. >_<
Stranger: it was nice talking1
You: yup!
You: Have a good day!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can i ask a question, mr. stranger?
You: Yes
Stranger: what have you done with the dead animal bodies?
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN
You: >:[
Stranger: there were more people involved?! how could my source be wrong...
You: Yes...
You: More people..
You: INCLUDING
You: YOUR MOTHER
You:
Stranger: i have no mother! do not ever speak of her again!
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER?
You: DO YOU KNOW!?
Stranger: no! stop distracting me! focus on the dead bodies! the DEAD BODIES
You: THE DEAD BODIES COMPLETELY RELATE TO YOUR MOTHER
You: BECAUSE
You: I AM YOUR MOTHER
Stranger: no you're not! you answered to MR. stranger!
Stranger: this trick won't work!
You: THAT IS BECAUSE
You: I AM YOUR FATHER
Stranger: but you said you were my mother!
Stranger: LIAR
You: I AM BOTH
Stranger: don't lie! that's impossible!! (story aside:that's disturbing)
Stranger: why do you always lie to me?!
You: Because........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: I WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF YOU AT SCHOOL!
Stranger: what? is that why you killed my pets?! i trusted you!
You: YOUR PETS WERE ALWAYS IN THE WAY
You: THEY KNEW TOO MUCH
Stranger: but...but...i loved you more!
Stranger: plus, they meant the world to me. how could you do this
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: BECAUSE.........
You: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: no i wasn't! you were always spending time with HER anyways! she ALWAYS came before me.
Stranger: and all you do is hurt me!
You: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY LAWN MOWER
You: SHE WAS A CHARMING LADY
Stranger: see? you defend her again. i never come first. *sobs* and i loved you!
You: YOU NEVER LOVED ME
You: NEVER
You: YOU TORE HER APART
You: LITERALLY
Stranger: that wasn't me! it was johnny! that's why i stopped seeing him!
Stranger: see? i always put you first!
You: Y-You're lying!!!!
Stranger: no i'm not! you still doubt me *sniffles*
You:
You: YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!!!
You: -hugs stranger-
Stranger: you don't remember my name! why should i forgive you after all this!
You: BECAUSE
You: I WAS THE ONE THAT SAVED YOUR LIVE ON THAT CHRISTMAS MORNING
Stranger: it was you?! why did you never tell me?
You: Because your parents never wanted me to meet you, because I am the MONSTER I AM
Stranger: monster? what do you mean...
Stranger: but maybe they're right! you're always hurting my feelings. *cries*
You: I AM A VAMPIRE
You: THAT IS WHY I WAS ALWAYS MEAN TO YOU
You: I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
You: I DIDN'T WANT...
You: A RELATIONSHIP
Stranger: noooooooo. don't pull an edward on me!! don't leave me...
Stranger: i have no one else
You: BUT I MUST
You: IT WILL NEVER WORK
You: I AM DIFFERENT
Stranger: but i have no one left. if you leave....i don't know how i can survive!
Stranger: don't hurt me again...
You: IT IS UNAVOIDABLE
You: IT WON'T WORK
Stranger: then...then....
Stranger: *sobs* i HATE you! i never want to see you or anyone else again!
You: We can still be friends!
You: Please don't cry
Stranger: is there someone else again? is that why
Stranger: or am i just that unlikeable?
You: No!
You: It's not that!
You: Please..
You: You do not know how much suffering you are causing me!
Stranger: but i'm hurting more. i wish i could just leave the world! maybe i'll be happy in heaven
You: NO!
You: DON'T DO IT!
Stranger: but the pain is too much.
Stranger: i can't handle it anymore.
Stranger: everyday, i think about you. my heart is shattering...
You: Don't... Please....
Stranger: then don't leave me. i have no one else.
You: But will you accept our.. Differences?
Stranger: i love you! i don't care if we're different
Stranger: do you? is that why?
Stranger: am i not good enough?
You: No, you are a jewel to me!
You: If you can deal with me, then I will happily live with you!
You: I love you!
Stranger: will you really keep that promise?
You: Yes
You: I
You: PROMISE
You: ~THE END~
You: Nice talking to ya
You: ^^
Stranger: that was weird
You: rofl
You: Yes it was.
Stranger: and i still don't know your name
You: Matthew
You: :]
Stranger: i'm alice ^^
You: nice to meet ya
You:
Stranger: same. where are you from?
You: America
You: Half Italian though
Stranger: same. have you even been to italy?
You: Venice
You: And some other place I forget XD
You: Venice is beautiful
You: Although I didn't appreciate the beauty of it since I was only 5
You: But I'm going back in August
Stranger: lucky. the only interesting place i'm going to is canada.
You: lol
You: When I was leaving Italy and going to Texas, I was afraid no one knew English there
You: Again, I was only 5 XD
Stranger: you lived in italy before? and you spoke english there?
Stranger: haha, you must have been a cute kid
You: lul
Stranger: uhmm. so how old are you?
You: 13
You:
You: You?
Stranger: 14. haha, i win?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: >:[
Stranger: ;P when's your birthday?
You: November 2nd
You: October is Halloween, November is my birthday, and December is Christmas
Stranger: mine is in march (3rd). everybody i know has novermber birthdays
You: lol
You: Nobody I know has November brithdays >.>
Stranger: haha, do you feel special then?
You: Yes :]
Stranger: psh....well, i'm better anyways
You: D:
You: I'M better!
Stranger: yeah well.....
Stranger: vampires love me! so there!
You: Vampires remind me of Twilight
You: Twilight reminds me of www.youfail.com
You:
You:
Stranger: psh....twilight is stupid.
You: Exactly
You: I saw it and I laughed the majority of the time
Stranger: well..taylor lautner is hot though. =D
You: Who's that?
You: Lol, I never pay attention to actor's names
Stranger: Jacob. But I have to go. Parents. >_<
Stranger: it was nice talking1
You: yup!
You: Have a good day!