Post by artik on Jul 29, 2009 16:31:31 GMT -5
This is the Regnorof Story, made by Mr. NX
I shall edit it when there is more news.
****You should look at "Information" before reading. Just scroll down and you should see it.
I made this story a while back, enjoy.
A Brief Summary of the History of Regnorof
Chapter 1: Our Ruler
Long ago when penguins still walked about the land of Regnorof, there lived a young lad with the name of Artik. Artik was a young lad, and never left Penguin island in his life. One day, the dreaded monkies attacked Penguin island. Artik lost his arm when a monkey names Oranos raided his home. Artik grabbed his dad's gun and shot Oranos right in the face. Artik fled to Capcherf, using a sacred boat. It was a long, cold trip. When Artik was at Ice Path, he slipped and fell into the water. He froze there. 10 years later, a man name Mr. NX (me) came, and found Artik. Little did I know I found the future ruler.
**
Chapter 2: 10 Years Time
In 10 years a lot can happen. When Artik was frozen, a war broke out between the penguins and the monkies. The humans fled until the seven year war ended. The penguins had won. The monkies retreated back to their master, Nisomi.
**
Chapter 3: Nisomi
Nisomi was born royal. When Nisomi was five years old, he grabbed his father and threw him into the sea, making Nisomi king. Nisomi's father is rumored to be part of the sea now.
**
Chapter 4: Artik's Arm
When I noticed Artik's arm, I took him to Forgery Island. There, the people made him a new arm, which shot lasers. So now he can protect himself.
**
Chapter 5: 1 Month Later
1 month later, Artik was fitting in nicely in Capcherf with me. Artik and I lived in a small house, by the wall of Capcherf. We had become best friends and adventured together.
**
Chapter 6: Artik, the King
Capcherf was invaded by the monkies. The soilders were no match for them. Artik fought with the soilders. I fought too, with my machine gun. Artik found the leader, and killed him. The people of Capcherf were grateful, and declared Artik king.
**
Chapter 7: Conclusion
Today I travel with Artik. I record the adventures we have, so everyone knows of his greatness.
**
Regnorof Information
Calendar
Fireblem
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|16|17|18|19
Duskshard
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Buckwill
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Glacier
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Snowlily
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Coldar
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Days of the Week
Acner
Recnea
Creean
Rancee
Basker
Bekna
Sheska
Today's date:
Bekna, Snowlily 5, 3075
Races
Glocks
-Half alien, half zombie
-We attach armor to their skins
-They work at NX Studios
THE ADVENTURES OF ARTIK AND MR.NX: VOLUME 1: The People Join Together
***
The new company, NX Studios, is in construction. We're going to have many things, like a test chamber, with a viewing room. There's going to be a meeting room, entrance room, long hallways etc. I should have the blueprint soon.
*I have the blueprint. Top secret. You can't see. Sorry. I shall inform you when the construction is done though.
**Construction complete =] We have guards that are an alien species. We call them Glocks. They're like a zombie and a ghost at the same time. I keep them as guards, and we attach armor and weapons to their skin. No one could get past the security here.
*Today Artik and I went to a restaurant. I took one bite, and... BLECK! I spat it out. It tasted horrible! I asked to see the chef. A fat manm who introduced himself as Chef Randy, came to us. I told him about the food and he said,"You don't like it? It's my special you know, sausage ice cream with a dash of gunpowder."
When he said this, I really got angry. I said,"You put GUNPOWDER in it?
"
"Yes."
"Why??"
"Well, in all my recipes I have to put something flammable in it, to give it that special zing."
I looked over at Artik, who wasn't saying anything. He was eating the special.
Chef Randy beamed at Artik. "See? Your friend likes it."
I gaped at Artik, who then said,"Can I have some more please?"
**
Artik invited Chef Randy to our house. Artik and Chef Randy started talking about "old times", which they never even had.
"Remember when I jumped off that cliff and you were like-"
"Yeah, I remember that! Weren't you-"
"Yes I was!"
"That's so funny!"
"Good times..."
"Anyways, how's your cooking career?"
"Not that great. A new chef in town came and made something that everyone liked. He was actually making a cake. No flammable zing or anything! And you know what? I saw him getting the cake from another cook! He paid him! That chef is lie! Heck, the cake is a lie!" Hmph! You can't trust any of those cooks with their non-explosive recipes!
I started to get interested and asked,"What was his name?"
"Chef Zoukini or something like that."
"Chef Zoukini?? Isn't he the greatest chef in the world?"
"Of course not! I am!"
"Do you read cook magazine?"
"... No."
"Well then, how would you know?"
"I just know."
"Right."
Artik interrupted the conversation. "But why did she lie about the cake?"
"Chef Zoukini is a he,"I said.
"Riiiiigghhhht
"
Chef Randy joined in,"Riiiigghhhtttt"
"What is that supposed to mean?" I yelled.
"Hmmm... You wouldn't understand."
"Fine."
"Anyways boys, we have to try and show Chef Zoukini's fans what he really is!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I like ruining people's lives!"
"......"
Chef Randy told us to meet him by his house tomorrow to uncover Chef Zoukini.
***
Today we're going to show Chef Zoukini's true form.
Chef Randy told us the plan,"Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to put a tiny camera on Artik's neck-tie, then we'll film Chef Zoukini dealing with the other chef. Okay, lets go!"
**
Artik arrived at the scene of the dealing. He hid behind a bush, filming the whole thing. Chef Zoukini went in an alley. He waited there for five minutes, when a man with a briefcase came.
"You got the stuff, G-Man?"
"Yup. Right here."
"G-Man" opened the case and showed... A cake!
***
Artik ran up to Chef Zoukini after G-Man was gone. He said,"I filmed the whole thing, Zoukini."
"What? No! Please, don't tell anyone! I'll do anything!"
"Hmmm... Be my slave."
"Deal... Wait...!"
"Too late."
Artik grabbed Chef Zoukini and carried him where Chef Randy and I were. We saw Chef Zoukini, and Chef Randy screamed," IN YOUR FACE ZOUKINI!!!!!"
****
Chef Randy and Artik started celebrating.
"This was a triumph!"Artik yelled.
"I'm making a note here,"Chef Randy got out his notepad,"HUGE SUCCESS."
*****
I got the tape from the necktie and played it. It turns out Artik filmed the inside of a bush and forgot about he camera. Ah well.
*Artik was typing on his computer when I came in his room. He was chatting with some people called,"Buggy793, M4, Darkassass1n, Archzero, and some others.
"You've been chatting all day Artik."
No answer.
"Artik...?"
I saw Artik rescue some "Qwertyuiop" from "nonjas".
"Artik, what are you doing?"
No answer again.
Suddenly, Artik started laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!!"
"What is it?"
"M4 just posted this children's show, and there's this guy named NU6, or "NUB", who's being the children show host. And he looks exhausted!!!"
"Let me see that..."
I saw the video. It really was a little funny. The host looked exhausted, and the children were piling up on top of him. Artik and I decided we wanted to see this man, in real life. Artik called Zoukini to drive over there.
**
We arrived at the place, just in time for the show. NU6 was in a cardboard box costume, but you could see his eyes. They were cracked and there was dark circles under them. I started feeling sorry for this guy.
***
When the show was done, Zoukini drove Artik and I home. We opened the trunk to get something Artik put there last week. When we opened it, we found Nu6 gagged and tied up in there.
****
When we ungagged NU6 and untied him, we asked him why he was in our trunk. He said that the children jumped on him and started dragging him into the trunk. After that, NU6 refused to go back, so we let him stay with us. He said he owed his "life" to us. I guess those children were really brutal.
*****
I turned on the TV and watched the news.
"Today we had several murders and a disappearance. Children were terrified."
It showed a film of all the children crying and the murder scene. For a second, I thought I saw one of the child's eyes turn red. I blinked and it was gone. Must've been my imagination.
******
*Artik wanted to visit the town of Penskit, since he loved exploring. I came with him, and when we got here, we found Arcamedes.
**
Arcamedes was on a platform, repeating the same line over and over again,"I am Arcamedes the thirteenth and I demand order!"
The townspeople were rioting against Arcamedes, mostly because he made his taxes $10,000 a week. One crazy villager jumped at Arcamedes, but a guard caught him. And that guard threw the villager at Arcamedes, who was knocked out then. Artik, wanting attention, starting rioting too, and shot lazer beams in the air.
"Artik! Stop it!"
"Have you ever heard of "go with the flow" man?
"Artik, act more like a smart king!"
"Oh you're no fun,"said Artik, but still put down his arm.
I convinced Artik to save Arcamedes with me, because no man deserved to be stabbed with a pitchfork. So Artik shot a low-charged laser beam at the crowd. They jumped out of the way. Arcamedes, was there, regaining consciousness. Then the laser beam hit him. I picked him up and pressed a button on my belt, calling Zoukini to come with the vehicle.
***
When we were back at Capcherf, Arcamedes thanked us for saving him, and asked if there was anything he could do to thank us. Artik said that it would help if he joined the royal committee. Arcamedes agreed.
****
*Today Artik appointed Chef Randy Royal Chef, and NU6 the Royal Moron. When Chef Randy was cooking his cereal with a dash of oil, Chef Randy found out that he was out of oil. So Artik and I went out to go get some more oil at the oil factory. We're at the oil factory now, and Artik is buying some oil.
**
When we were out of the oil shop, some oil-bandits came and tried to take our oil. We refused, and took our weapons out. The bandit leader said,"Don't even try, we have snipers at every building."
"What buildings?" I asked.
"Um. Err..."
When I was about to attack, I saw a spot in the sky. It was a man in a helmet and suit flipping and doing acrobatics in the air. There were sparkles coming from him too. I frowned. The man landed on the bandit leader's horse and kicked the bandit leader off. He then grabbed us and rode away... Into the sunset. When we were at a safe point, the man took off his helmet, swinging his long, golden hair around.
"Hey, I'm Blizzard. Single, and gorgalishous."
"Umm... Hi,"I said, very confused.
"I see you got intercepted by some oil bandits. Good thing I was there."
"Actually we could've gotten rid of him oursel-"
"Yeeeaaah. You keep telling yourself that, kid."
Kid? I was at least twenty years older than him.
"Actually, I-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A squeal was then heard. I looked up, and saw a girl parachuting down, and then landed by Blizzard.
"It's you Blizzard, I can't believe it's you! I've been looking for you everywhere, I even got some dogs to sniff you out!!!!"
Artik cut in.
"Hey Blizzard. Why don't be my Royal Bodyguard?
"Sure, I'd do anything... for such a beautiful lady." Winked Blizzard, once again swinging his hair. The girl squealed again.
"Uh yeah, he's a man. Who is this girl?"I asked.
"Oh, I don't know her name, but everyone calls her Fan Girl."
"Oh."
Artik started talking again, and Blizzard was made Royal Bodyguard. And since we couldn't get Fan Girl to stop following Blizzard, we had to let her come too. We made her Royal Appreciator.
***
*Today we met Xenoloth. Artik, me, Blizzard, and of course, Fan Girl, went to the Hills of the Bills to watch the monthly fireworks. When we got there, the Bills were getting ready to get the fireworks up in the sky. Then when one launched, a man came and jumped on it.
**
At first, everyone just looked and said nothing. Then someone screamed. Everyone else starting screaming too, except our little gang. The man on the firework was yelling something,"LEVEL 89!!!! w0000t!!!!!!"
Surprisingly, it wasn't Fan Girl who was on the firework. It was a man with spiky, white hair. The firework exploded, and he went flying, right towards my face. I think I blacked out after that.
***
I woke up in my bed with Artik staring at me.
"Finally you're awake!" said Artik with relief.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, Xenoloth, the man on the firework, just had a level up. He was so happy that he jumped on a firework and then he landed on you."
"... What..?"
"Well, that doesn't matter. I talked to him, and it turns out he's a pretty nice guy. He's also LEVEL 89!!! How cool is that? I had to get a fighter with that level. So I made him a leader of the army and the glocks. I think we'll be much more powerful with him with us."
"... Okay.... I'm pretty tired.... I think I'm going to go sleep now. Good night Artik."
"Good night. Don't let the bed bugs that I accidently released into your bed bite."
I didn't sleep that night
****
I shall edit it when there is more news.
****You should look at "Information" before reading. Just scroll down and you should see it.
I made this story a while back, enjoy.
A Brief Summary of the History of Regnorof
Chapter 1: Our Ruler
Long ago when penguins still walked about the land of Regnorof, there lived a young lad with the name of Artik. Artik was a young lad, and never left Penguin island in his life. One day, the dreaded monkies attacked Penguin island. Artik lost his arm when a monkey names Oranos raided his home. Artik grabbed his dad's gun and shot Oranos right in the face. Artik fled to Capcherf, using a sacred boat. It was a long, cold trip. When Artik was at Ice Path, he slipped and fell into the water. He froze there. 10 years later, a man name Mr. NX (me) came, and found Artik. Little did I know I found the future ruler.
**
Chapter 2: 10 Years Time
In 10 years a lot can happen. When Artik was frozen, a war broke out between the penguins and the monkies. The humans fled until the seven year war ended. The penguins had won. The monkies retreated back to their master, Nisomi.
**
Chapter 3: Nisomi
Nisomi was born royal. When Nisomi was five years old, he grabbed his father and threw him into the sea, making Nisomi king. Nisomi's father is rumored to be part of the sea now.
**
Chapter 4: Artik's Arm
When I noticed Artik's arm, I took him to Forgery Island. There, the people made him a new arm, which shot lasers. So now he can protect himself.
**
Chapter 5: 1 Month Later
1 month later, Artik was fitting in nicely in Capcherf with me. Artik and I lived in a small house, by the wall of Capcherf. We had become best friends and adventured together.
**
Chapter 6: Artik, the King
Capcherf was invaded by the monkies. The soilders were no match for them. Artik fought with the soilders. I fought too, with my machine gun. Artik found the leader, and killed him. The people of Capcherf were grateful, and declared Artik king.
**
Chapter 7: Conclusion
Today I travel with Artik. I record the adventures we have, so everyone knows of his greatness.
**
Regnorof Information
Calendar
Fireblem
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|16|17|18|19
Duskshard
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Buckwill
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Glacier
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Snowlily
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Coldar
1|2|3|4|5|
6|7|8|9|10|
11|12|13|14|
15|
Days of the Week
Acner
Recnea
Creean
Rancee
Basker
Bekna
Sheska
Today's date:
Bekna, Snowlily 5, 3075
Races
Glocks
-Half alien, half zombie
-We attach armor to their skins
-They work at NX Studios
THE ADVENTURES OF ARTIK AND MR.NX: VOLUME 1: The People Join Together
***
The new company, NX Studios, is in construction. We're going to have many things, like a test chamber, with a viewing room. There's going to be a meeting room, entrance room, long hallways etc. I should have the blueprint soon.
*I have the blueprint. Top secret. You can't see. Sorry. I shall inform you when the construction is done though.
**Construction complete =] We have guards that are an alien species. We call them Glocks. They're like a zombie and a ghost at the same time. I keep them as guards, and we attach armor and weapons to their skin. No one could get past the security here.
*Today Artik and I went to a restaurant. I took one bite, and... BLECK! I spat it out. It tasted horrible! I asked to see the chef. A fat manm who introduced himself as Chef Randy, came to us. I told him about the food and he said,"You don't like it? It's my special you know, sausage ice cream with a dash of gunpowder."
When he said this, I really got angry. I said,"You put GUNPOWDER in it?
""Yes."
"Why??"
"Well, in all my recipes I have to put something flammable in it, to give it that special zing."
I looked over at Artik, who wasn't saying anything. He was eating the special.
Chef Randy beamed at Artik. "See? Your friend likes it."
I gaped at Artik, who then said,"Can I have some more please?"
**
Artik invited Chef Randy to our house. Artik and Chef Randy started talking about "old times", which they never even had.
"Remember when I jumped off that cliff and you were like-"
"Yeah, I remember that! Weren't you-"
"Yes I was!"
"That's so funny!"
"Good times..."
"Anyways, how's your cooking career?"
"Not that great. A new chef in town came and made something that everyone liked. He was actually making a cake. No flammable zing or anything! And you know what? I saw him getting the cake from another cook! He paid him! That chef is lie! Heck, the cake is a lie!" Hmph! You can't trust any of those cooks with their non-explosive recipes!
I started to get interested and asked,"What was his name?"
"Chef Zoukini or something like that."
"Chef Zoukini?? Isn't he the greatest chef in the world?"
"Of course not! I am!"
"Do you read cook magazine?"
"... No."
"Well then, how would you know?"
"I just know."
"Right."
Artik interrupted the conversation. "But why did she lie about the cake?"
"Chef Zoukini is a he,"I said.
"Riiiiigghhhht
"Chef Randy joined in,"Riiiigghhhtttt
""What is that supposed to mean?" I yelled.
"Hmmm... You wouldn't understand."
"Fine."
"Anyways boys, we have to try and show Chef Zoukini's fans what he really is!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because I like ruining people's lives!"
"......"
Chef Randy told us to meet him by his house tomorrow to uncover Chef Zoukini.
***
Today we're going to show Chef Zoukini's true form.
Chef Randy told us the plan,"Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're going to put a tiny camera on Artik's neck-tie, then we'll film Chef Zoukini dealing with the other chef. Okay, lets go!"
**
Artik arrived at the scene of the dealing. He hid behind a bush, filming the whole thing. Chef Zoukini went in an alley. He waited there for five minutes, when a man with a briefcase came.
"You got the stuff, G-Man?"
"Yup. Right here."
"G-Man" opened the case and showed... A cake!
***
Artik ran up to Chef Zoukini after G-Man was gone. He said,"I filmed the whole thing, Zoukini."
"What? No! Please, don't tell anyone! I'll do anything!"
"Hmmm... Be my slave."
"Deal... Wait...!"
"Too late."
Artik grabbed Chef Zoukini and carried him where Chef Randy and I were. We saw Chef Zoukini, and Chef Randy screamed," IN YOUR FACE ZOUKINI!!!!!"
****
Chef Randy and Artik started celebrating.
"This was a triumph!"Artik yelled.
"I'm making a note here,"Chef Randy got out his notepad,"HUGE SUCCESS."
*****
I got the tape from the necktie and played it. It turns out Artik filmed the inside of a bush and forgot about he camera. Ah well.
*Artik was typing on his computer when I came in his room. He was chatting with some people called,"Buggy793, M4, Darkassass1n, Archzero, and some others.
"You've been chatting all day Artik."
No answer.
"Artik...?"
I saw Artik rescue some "Qwertyuiop" from "nonjas".
"Artik, what are you doing?"
No answer again.
Suddenly, Artik started laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!!"
"What is it?"
"M4 just posted this children's show, and there's this guy named NU6, or "NUB", who's being the children show host. And he looks exhausted!!!"
"Let me see that..."
I saw the video. It really was a little funny. The host looked exhausted, and the children were piling up on top of him. Artik and I decided we wanted to see this man, in real life. Artik called Zoukini to drive over there.
**
We arrived at the place, just in time for the show. NU6 was in a cardboard box costume, but you could see his eyes. They were cracked and there was dark circles under them. I started feeling sorry for this guy.
***
When the show was done, Zoukini drove Artik and I home. We opened the trunk to get something Artik put there last week. When we opened it, we found Nu6 gagged and tied up in there.
****
When we ungagged NU6 and untied him, we asked him why he was in our trunk. He said that the children jumped on him and started dragging him into the trunk. After that, NU6 refused to go back, so we let him stay with us. He said he owed his "life" to us. I guess those children were really brutal.
*****
I turned on the TV and watched the news.
"Today we had several murders and a disappearance. Children were terrified."
It showed a film of all the children crying and the murder scene. For a second, I thought I saw one of the child's eyes turn red. I blinked and it was gone. Must've been my imagination.
******
*Artik wanted to visit the town of Penskit, since he loved exploring. I came with him, and when we got here, we found Arcamedes.
**
Arcamedes was on a platform, repeating the same line over and over again,"I am Arcamedes the thirteenth and I demand order!"
The townspeople were rioting against Arcamedes, mostly because he made his taxes $10,000 a week. One crazy villager jumped at Arcamedes, but a guard caught him. And that guard threw the villager at Arcamedes, who was knocked out then. Artik, wanting attention, starting rioting too, and shot lazer beams in the air.
"Artik! Stop it!"
"Have you ever heard of "go with the flow" man?
"Artik, act more like a smart king!"
"Oh you're no fun,"said Artik, but still put down his arm.
I convinced Artik to save Arcamedes with me, because no man deserved to be stabbed with a pitchfork. So Artik shot a low-charged laser beam at the crowd. They jumped out of the way. Arcamedes, was there, regaining consciousness. Then the laser beam hit him. I picked him up and pressed a button on my belt, calling Zoukini to come with the vehicle.
***
When we were back at Capcherf, Arcamedes thanked us for saving him, and asked if there was anything he could do to thank us. Artik said that it would help if he joined the royal committee. Arcamedes agreed.
****
*Today Artik appointed Chef Randy Royal Chef, and NU6 the Royal Moron. When Chef Randy was cooking his cereal with a dash of oil, Chef Randy found out that he was out of oil. So Artik and I went out to go get some more oil at the oil factory. We're at the oil factory now, and Artik is buying some oil.
**
When we were out of the oil shop, some oil-bandits came and tried to take our oil. We refused, and took our weapons out. The bandit leader said,"Don't even try, we have snipers at every building."
"What buildings?" I asked.
"Um. Err..."
When I was about to attack, I saw a spot in the sky. It was a man in a helmet and suit flipping and doing acrobatics in the air. There were sparkles coming from him too. I frowned. The man landed on the bandit leader's horse and kicked the bandit leader off. He then grabbed us and rode away... Into the sunset. When we were at a safe point, the man took off his helmet, swinging his long, golden hair around.
"Hey, I'm Blizzard. Single, and gorgalishous."
"Umm... Hi,"I said, very confused.
"I see you got intercepted by some oil bandits. Good thing I was there."
"Actually we could've gotten rid of him oursel-"
"Yeeeaaah. You keep telling yourself that, kid."
Kid? I was at least twenty years older than him.
"Actually, I-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A squeal was then heard. I looked up, and saw a girl parachuting down, and then landed by Blizzard.
"It's you Blizzard, I can't believe it's you! I've been looking for you everywhere, I even got some dogs to sniff you out!!!!"
Artik cut in.
"Hey Blizzard. Why don't be my Royal Bodyguard?
"Sure, I'd do anything... for such a beautiful lady." Winked Blizzard, once again swinging his hair. The girl squealed again.
"Uh yeah, he's a man. Who is this girl?"I asked.
"Oh, I don't know her name, but everyone calls her Fan Girl."
"Oh."
Artik started talking again, and Blizzard was made Royal Bodyguard. And since we couldn't get Fan Girl to stop following Blizzard, we had to let her come too. We made her Royal Appreciator.
***
*Today we met Xenoloth. Artik, me, Blizzard, and of course, Fan Girl, went to the Hills of the Bills to watch the monthly fireworks. When we got there, the Bills were getting ready to get the fireworks up in the sky. Then when one launched, a man came and jumped on it.
**
At first, everyone just looked and said nothing. Then someone screamed. Everyone else starting screaming too, except our little gang. The man on the firework was yelling something,"LEVEL 89!!!! w0000t!!!!!!"
Surprisingly, it wasn't Fan Girl who was on the firework. It was a man with spiky, white hair. The firework exploded, and he went flying, right towards my face. I think I blacked out after that.
***
I woke up in my bed with Artik staring at me.
"Finally you're awake!" said Artik with relief.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well, Xenoloth, the man on the firework, just had a level up. He was so happy that he jumped on a firework and then he landed on you."
"... What..?"
"Well, that doesn't matter. I talked to him, and it turns out he's a pretty nice guy. He's also LEVEL 89!!! How cool is that? I had to get a fighter with that level. So I made him a leader of the army and the glocks. I think we'll be much more powerful with him with us."
"... Okay.... I'm pretty tired.... I think I'm going to go sleep now. Good night Artik."
"Good night. Don't let the bed bugs that I accidently released into your bed bite."
I didn't sleep that night
****