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Post by Angel on Aug 13, 2009 23:42:02 GMT -5
Dis is my official contest to see who fits the Malevolent description best(I might make a game and a story which will explain them).
First Prize:
Honorary Malevolent status along with honorary Malevolent armor and weapon(gun or sword).(also gets chat moderator on mah chats)
Second Prize:
Honorary Malevolent status(chat moderator)
Third Prize:
Gets Half-Malevolent status(possible chat modship)
Entering:
Gets a bag of potato chips.
This contest will end when I say so.
Just describe yourself and I'll decide whether you fit into the Malevolent society...
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Post by -M4- on Aug 14, 2009 0:14:25 GMT -5
Hi, I'm m4.
On my free time I like napping, taking long walks on the beach, and listening to the ocean. I like slapping babies, reaping the innocent, tripping old people[/i], and starting complete chaos. I do nothing for anyone but myself. When faced with a challenge that can be resolved peacefully, I quickly snap at the opportunityalways find the most violent solution. I hate Bob Marley songs, people who view the glass half full, and The Salvation Army. Accomplishments that I am proud of are: Destroying the economy, starting Death Metal, inventing the fully automatic rifle, starting the Spanish Inquisition, emptying the fountain of youth, programming porn-spamming spambots, breeding hate into humans eons ago, and creating "M.O.L.O.P.O.Y."
If I do not achieve the first prize, then you will be forced to suffer myvarious complaints wrath.
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Post by GGoodie on Aug 14, 2009 0:36:53 GMT -5
Please, if M4 saw me waking down the street he'd run to his mother, with whom i was with last night and all of last week. If you looked at me, I would have a spiked collar, a skull t-shirt, and Nu-Metal music blasting in my ears. In my spare time like to clip people on my bike, wedgie kindergartners, and remove kids braces with my fists. I want a drivers license solely to run down old people. I don't try to find the most violent solution, I cause controversy and chaos so the problem is never solved. I kill hippies and started the red scare. I shot down the Hindenburg. I tampered with the votes to put George Bush in office. M4, you may have invented a rifle, but I invented the hydrogen bomb.
You may have created spam bots, but I invented spam.
Worst of all, I created the Jonas Brothers.
I know i will win first prize, I tampered with your opinion.
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Post by xShadowLordx on Aug 14, 2009 1:26:52 GMT -5
I am the reason hell exists.
There. That pwns everything you guys just said.
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Post by Angel on Aug 14, 2009 8:23:11 GMT -5
Hmmm...... I think Ggoodie and M4 would be in the lead.... TSL a close second....
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Post by The Dark Master on Aug 14, 2009 9:15:23 GMT -5
I'm a roflpanda.
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Post by darkraine on Aug 14, 2009 9:25:50 GMT -5
I are pwn.
That describes me perfectly.
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Post by Saza on Aug 14, 2009 11:36:31 GMT -5
I am Satan.
I like beating the crap out of old people, hanging little kids by their pants on trees,
spitting on them, and punching babies.
I like to feel the soft, easily deformed bones of babies, and rip them right out of their bodies, then drink their blood.
Also, I saw GGoodie the other day with M4's mother. I quickly proceeded to beat the crap out of both of them, and eat M4's babies.
I enjoy ripping peoples hearts out to make red Play-Dough for the little kids, which they love to eat, but I poison it with mustard. (Mustard is the poison, not always Then, I like to release anthrax on those who are happy.
Continually, I waste chicken wings.
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 14, 2009 14:29:13 GMT -5
I'm not even going to try.
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Post by Angel on Aug 14, 2009 14:38:03 GMT -5
Hahahaha, contest over. Qwerty wins because he SO fits the Malevolent description.
First place. Qwerty
Second place - TSL
Third place - M4
You all get honorary Malevolent status, and chat moderatorship. Qwerty, here's your armor and sword.
People who participated: You all get a (empty(I'm evil, what'd you expect?)) bag of potato chips.
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Post by -M4- on Aug 14, 2009 14:56:04 GMT -5
Everyone stole teh baby hating from me! D:<(by this I just mean saza)
And the over bolded, underlined, and itallicized text!(by this I just mean ggoodie)
*slap slap slap slap slap*
*roundhouse kick*
*jawbreaker*
*uppercut*
*slam*
*KO*
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Post by Saza on Aug 14, 2009 15:09:47 GMT -5
So, You're saying Qwerty beats SATAN?
Guess where you going, buddy.
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Post by Angel on Aug 15, 2009 18:02:24 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Unless this is the Slag tryouts(they're some close relatives of Malevolents), nobody fits in.
~All prizes revoked.
If you knew anything about us, you'd know that the Slags are more assault, brute-type kind. We Malevolents aren't mindless savages(Not that the slags are, they just don't use their heads much)
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Post by soleildeimos on Aug 15, 2009 18:42:40 GMT -5
Eye am the malevolentest! If i actually have to EXPLAIN it to you, then you don't know me very well.
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 15, 2009 19:00:14 GMT -5
Yay, honorary malevolent status, weapon, and armo- oh. At least we still have the chat moderatorship!
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Aug 16, 2009 14:48:37 GMT -5
I have horns. And claws. If anyone defies my will I torture them to death and consume there soul. I follow none but Zero if he orders me to do something. Does who aid my are rewarded, but if they betray me........
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 16, 2009 16:30:29 GMT -5
Ganon, that's slag, not malevolent. Read the thread.
Ah, remember the Kurdomians, and Ganon was on the other side, and we traveled through that other dimension? That was great...
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Aug 17, 2009 13:29:32 GMT -5
I did. I did what was NOT slag. Slag is slapping babies for no reason.
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Post by Angel on Aug 17, 2009 15:21:39 GMT -5
Actually, Ganon is quite right. He does seem Malevolent-enough.
Also, everyone else gets to be Slags(rankings soon).
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Post by Qwerty on Aug 17, 2009 18:03:15 GMT -5
Oh.
So, I get to be the number one slag?
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